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This Is Why You're A SIMP by Babara1994(m): 9:26am On Oct 09, 2021
A lot of young folks don't understand what masturbation does to the body.

When you start masturbating, nothing happens to your body, except that you'll feel dizzy and tired most times, while your mental ability weakens. That alone can make you suffer academically.

Thereafter, it begins to affect other body parts like your skin, eyes, teeth and even some internal organs. It destroys your body because you're releasing important and vital hormones and nutrients when you jerk-off.

It can give you serious eye problems because you're increasing your eye pressure while you sex-chat or watch porn; and ofcourse your anti-inflammatory hormones are reduced from ejaculation. It can cause the bulid-up of excess eye floaters and flashes.


Masturbation also causes you to panic and experience excessive nervous tendencies because you no longer have endorphins and serotonin. You'd just be getting nervous at intervals; you'd feel everyone is looking at you, you won't be able to confidently speak, no charisma, no aura. You'd just be a simp. To woo a lady becomes a daunting task.

I'm a medical practitioner and I can tell from my years of experience that masturbation destroys. I've made extensive research and surveys on this topic.

No man can be great if he still masturbates. What you release after masturbating and what you release after sex aren't the same. Masturbation sucks out all your vitality. You become disgusting: you sweat excessively, you even stink. It makes you unattractive.

I've met thousands of young men who belong to the category. All their problems are consistent with what I just listed.

Semen is so important. If you knew how important your semen is, you wouldn't even want to see them. It takes 21 days for you to replenish your body after a round of ejaculation. And a drop of semen is equal to 8 spoons of blood.

When you start abstaining from masturbation, the difference would be very clear. Your sperm is absorbed by your body after weeks of abstinence, it gives your brain vitality, it builds your muscles, it brightens your eyes.

Your sperm can make your skin smooth and elastic. It clears your complexion; women won't stop looking at you. It gives your hair the finest texture.

It gives you confidence. You heart is firm and solid. Your penis is smooth, meaty and firm when you're erect. I can go on and on.

Stop masturbating and be a MAN.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Franzinni: 9:28am On Oct 09, 2021
On point like full stop.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Bigredmachine: 9:34am On Oct 09, 2021
hmmmm wahala dey o
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by uchaymart(m): 10:33am On Oct 09, 2021
Babara1994:
A lot of young folks don't understand what masturbation does to the body.

When you start masturbating, nothing happens to your body, except that you'll feel dizzy and tired most times, while your mental ability weakens. That alone can make you suffer academically.

Thereafter, it begins to affect other body parts like your skin, eyes, teeth and even some internal organs. It destroys your body because you're releasing important and vital hormones and nutrients when you jerk-off.

It can give you serious eye problems because you're increasing your eye pressure while you sex-chat or watch porn; and ofcourse your anti-inflammatory hormones are reduced from ejaculation. It can cause the bulid-up of excess eye floaters and flashes.


Masturbation also causes you to panic and experience excessive nervous tendencies because you no longer have endorphins and serotonin. You'd just be getting nervous at intervals; you'd feel everyone is looking at you, you won't be able to confidently speak, no charisma, no aura. You'd just be a simp. To woo a lady becomes a daunting task.

I'm a medical practitioner and I can tell from my years of experience that masturbation destroys. I've made extensive research and surveys on this topic.

No man can be great if he still masturbates. What you release after masturbating and what you release after sex aren't the same. Masturbation sucks out all your vitality. You become disgusting: you sweat excessively, you even stink. It makes you unattractive.

I've met thousands of young men who belong to the category. All their problems are consistent with what I just listed.

Semen is so important. If you knew how important your semen is, you wouldn't even want to see them. It takes 21 days for you to replenish your body after a round of ejaculation. And a drop of semen is equal to 8 spoons of blood.

When you start abstaining from masturbation, the difference would be very clear. Your sperm is absorbed by your body after weeks of abstinence, it gives your brain vitality, it builds your muscles, it brightens your eyes.

Your sperm can make your skin smooth and elastic. It clears your complexion; women won't stop looking at you. It gives your hair the finest texture.

It gives you confidence. You heart is firm and solid. Your penis is smooth, meaty and firm when you're erect. I can go on and on.

Stop masturbating and be a MAN.

Nice write up..thank you for educating

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by finalboss(m): 1:29pm On Oct 09, 2021
I don't think you know the meaning of SIMP*

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Haynnie: 1:41pm On Oct 09, 2021
finalboss:
I don't think you know the meaning of SIMP*

So far you learnt something today?
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Clickguy44: 1:42pm On Oct 09, 2021
Stop the fap
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by loadedvibes: 1:45pm On Oct 09, 2021
Op you have lied.. big time ... provide the research work you did explaining the mechanism of action how masturbation affects your body.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Nobody: 1:58pm On Oct 09, 2021
You are spitting real stuff right there.
Nice one. angry

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by finalboss(m): 2:01pm On Oct 09, 2021
Haynnie:


So far you learnt something today?
Very sure you are not the op.
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Smartb0y: 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2021
@op,can you explain the difference between ejaculation after sex and that of masturbation.
also how does masturbation affect women.
thank you.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Columbine(m): 9:18pm On Oct 09, 2021
This is already an open secret, most people who masturbate wants to stop but can't that's why it's called an addiction. What they want to hear is the way out, people keep hammering on the effects, of which they know. How do they become free, that's what they want to know. Make person no go enter depression.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by africonn: 10:45pm On Oct 09, 2021
Columbine:
This is already an open secret, most people who masturbate wants to stop but can't that's why it's called an addiction. What they want to hear is the way out, people keep hammering on the effects, of which they know. How do they become free, that's what they want to know. Make person no go enter depression.

Correct My man, even though most doctors says it's harmless, this post as most of it's consequences, and d biggest one is getting joy from flip flapping which affects real work and makes one lazy and unmotivated.

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by odinson1(m): 1:16am On Oct 10, 2021
These are bunch of lies!

There is no difference between Ejaculation after sex and Ejaculation after masturbation.
Different methods,same outcome. So I don't see why those effects you wrote up there won't affect those having normal sex too

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Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by TheOneWhoSees: 2:26am On Oct 10, 2021
I wonder if this barbara person is also prescribing ogogoro for her patients? She seems to drink a lot of it. Medical practitioners have already proved that there is no physical harms to masturbation and far from all the nonsense she's spouted, masturbation is actually good for you as it releases serotonin into your blood which has a calming effect on you. Of course as with ALL things including RELIGION, too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Barbara you need to lay off the drink
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by Haynnie: 7:28am On Oct 10, 2021
finalboss:

Very sure you are not the op.


No sir
Re: This Is Why You're A SIMP by SenecaTheYonger: 7:52am On Oct 10, 2021
Babara1994:
A lot of young folks don't understand what masturbation does to the body.

When you start masturbating, nothing happens to your body, except that you'll feel dizzy and tired most times, while your mental ability weakens. That alone can make you suffer academically.

Thereafter, it begins to affect other body parts like your skin, eyes, teeth and even some internal organs. It destroys your body because you're releasing important and vital hormones and nutrients when you jerk-off.

It can give you serious eye problems because you're increasing your eye pressure while you sex-chat or watch porn; and ofcourse your anti-inflammatory hormones are reduced from ejaculation. It can cause the bulid-up of excess eye floaters and flashes.


Masturbation also causes you to panic and experience excessive nervous tendencies because you no longer have endorphins and serotonin. You'd just be getting nervous at intervals; you'd feel everyone is looking at you, you won't be able to confidently speak, no charisma, no aura. You'd just be a simp. To woo a lady becomes a daunting task.

I'm a medical practitioner and I can tell from my years of experience that masturbation destroys. I've made extensive research and surveys on this topic.

No man can be great if he still masturbates. What you release after masturbating and what you release after sex aren't the same. Masturbation sucks out all your vitality. You become disgusting: you sweat excessively, you even stink. It makes you unattractive.

I've met thousands of young men who belong to the category. All their problems are consistent with what I just listed.

Semen is so important. If you knew how important your semen is, you wouldn't even want to see them. It takes 21 days for you to replenish your body after a round of ejaculation. And a drop of semen is equal to 8 spoons of blood.

When you start abstaining from masturbation, the difference would be very clear. Your sperm is absorbed by your body after weeks of abstinence, it gives your brain vitality, it builds your muscles, it brightens your eyes.

Your sperm can make your skin smooth and elastic. It clears your complexion; women won't stop looking at you. It gives your hair the finest texture.

It gives you confidence. You heart is firm and solid. Your penis is smooth, meaty and firm when you're erect. I can go on and on.

Stop masturbating and be a MAN.


Either you’re a man or a fvck expert.

Anyways I agreed with all your points except this



No man can be great if he still masturbates. What you release after masturbating and what you release after sex aren't the same. Masturbation sucks out all your vitality. You become disgusting: you sweat excessively, you even stink. It makes you unattractive.

Who the fvck sweats when they’re wanking? It’s like the least physically active way of achieving orgasm. You sweat more when drilling a bussy


Also the thing about your skin is a lie. If you don’t take care of your skin and the things that touch your skin (towel, etc), you will look like shiit even if you retain semen for 100 years

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