Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by emmnprince(m): 8:33pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Offpoint1: It seems I've lost my sense of humour... Be like the hardness of the country don dey overwhelmingly strangulate you! 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.
This I have seen. Eye defect |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by IamNumeroUno: 8:43pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
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Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by brownemmanuel43(m): 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
Lolsssss, u are godamn mad |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by tunjilee003: 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.
This I have seen. werey pipu full nairaland... 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by lichocho(m): 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
BeeBeeOoh: Recent picture of Op at FMC Asaba dem no get joy for dst hospital .. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by BeeBeeOoh(m): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
lichocho: dem no get joy for dst hospital .. E be like sey dem don do you strong thing? |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Chummynoni(m): 9:11pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.
This I have seen. Lol. Just forget heaven 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by ipswitch: 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
So hilarious! Cool. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by lichocho(m): 9:15pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
BeeBeeOoh: E be like sey dem don do you strong thing? no be small.. |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by merits(m): 9:18pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
Wayray lieing from pit of hell. |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by merits(m): 9:19pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
Lieing plus madness. |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by alizma: 9:21pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Olumighty123: Weyre say na 2 murder attempt Na the two murder attempt from his mother made my day. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Niykayb: 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Aspiring comic movie Director |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Nobody: 9:28pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
lawkmd |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by kingsceedon(m): 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away.. O Boy you be Shina Rambo oooo |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by FahBuLous: 10:03pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
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Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by FahBuLous: 10:04pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.
This I have seen. |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by UltimateStarman: 10:59pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
Christmas is for pagans |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Uwatt: 11:03pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Holy crab
LOLWMFA |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Shinor(m): 11:51pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Please come back to complete to be story. How did you get the chicken home? Did you kill, cook and eat it alone? |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 10, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
Abeg, i go fight the boy, i no dey joke with chicken laps. Lol |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Sunnybabe(m): 12:11am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Lol |
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Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Nobody: 1:21am On Oct 10, 2021 |
I knew it was funny when I saw the other comments. I mean this country has just turned me into a sadist,I am afraid. But you see falseprophet1 with his see and saw,that guy never seize to crack me up... He is a goldmine... 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by vikgreen01(m): 1:25am On Oct 10, 2021 |
I will pursue that little man Nd collect my meat or we either share it lol |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Blessing185(f): 4:51am On Oct 10, 2021 |
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Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:52am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Lol, ajeee, OP don kolo. Ewo ni 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts.
I totally understand that your murder attempts sha... Be like say my mama and your mama attend the same catechism class |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Olumighty123(m): 6:08am On Oct 10, 2021 |
alizma:
Na the two murder attempt from his mother made my day. Olohun |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by cbrezy(m): 6:49am On Oct 10, 2021 |
DeLight360: Friday vibes�
I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......
It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**
The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.
About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...
Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..
As I was reading this article I thought someone was explaining a story of my life |
Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by jeph19(m): 7:07am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Laughing out loud on my bed...aya false prophet ooo |
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