As a proper Nigerian, finishing the year with so much money in your account is a very big deal. I’m very sure you can’t wait to pepper dem this December.

You can’t wait to show-off to that babe turned you down because you couldn’t afford bone-straight or to that HoeGee that told you he only wanted to smash and pass.

The bad news

The 2k you usually earn from site can’t be enough for your Detty December plans. Omo that 2k we used to be proud of before can’t even buy one basket of onions. Look at yourself now, can you afford to send 2k urgently to that girl that you met at Betty’s birthday last week? Of course not. Omo wahala for who no get money for Detty December o.

The good news

As a generous person which I am, I’ll show you tremendous ways in which you can make enough money for Detty December without going broke in January. If one method doesn’t work out, you should obviously try another method. It’s best you try all these methods at the same time which will then result in much more money—it’s called doubling your hustle. Ask Orezi, he knows better.

Everyone keeps saying “Enugbe”, they always say there’s no money in this country, No mind them o na scam. Let me show you how to make plenty of money that even your village people will have no choice but to rejoice with you.

I’m about to take you through Financial Intelligence 101. Are you ready for this premium course?

1. Sell one of your kidneys

As you may know, nothing good comes without paying a price. Were you expecting me to tell you where you find free money? Of course not.

As at today, a kidney costs a whopping amount of $262,000! After all, God blessed you with 2 kidneys. So letting one go shouldn’t be a big deal at all. Doctors have also confirmed you can live quite long with just one kidney. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Moreso, the human heart costs $119,000. Imagine selling that heart Folake broke because of that stupid Sugar Daddy that gave her a lift in front of your house. I just hope you get to live after you decide to sell that broken heart ?.

2. Rob a bank

You don’t need to be a professional armed robber before you can rob a bank. You just need to get at least 6 ex-convicts to rob a bank.

If you’ve watched the Money Heist series, you should be able to learn how to properly rob a bank from the Professor. But if you eventually decide to rob the bank yourself, I wish you good luck. Just don’t kill anyone, not even the security officers.

If you get caught, there’s still hope.

A loan at a bank can take 35 years to pay off. If you rob a bank, you will be out in 10 years. I know 10 years looks long. But there’s a saying that goes “We suffer today so we can enjoy tomorrow”. Imagine planning for 2030’s Detty December in 2020. You’re so futuristic.

3. Do money rituals

I’m pretty sure you’ve heard stories of people that had wealth through money rituals or you’ve probably seen it in Nigerian movies. Money ritual is not fiction, it is real. It’s one of the fastest ways to get rich quick in this country.

I advise you to seek the help of a Herbalist ASAP. But if they ask you to bring someone for rituals, don’t do it! Don’t be wicked dear. Plus, the spirit of the person will haunt you to the extent that you may not live to see this Christmas. You don’t want to do that.

Tell the Herbalist you only want the ritual for Detty December. He might ask you to steal someone’s chicken or buy a cow that has a big hump. At least you’re not taking any one’s life, you might just face consequences like not being able to have seks for life. Is seks a priority? No, it’s not. Isaac Newton did not touch any woman till he died. You can do it too.

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Breaking News: Livespot X Festival Returns

* Organisers say the six-day event will feature some of the most famous musicians alive
* Festival to hold at the spanking new Livespot Entertainment Centre
* Lagos festival to build on past editions featuring Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Cardi B and more
* Over 100,000 fans expected to attend physically and virtually
* Dates, headliners, other details to be announced


Livespot X, the entertainment extension of the creative solutions company, Livespot360, has today announced the return of its hugely successful year-end experience, Livespot X Festival. The immersive, multi-sensory, hybrid event series, according to the organisers, will be held at Livespot360’s soon to be unveiled purpose-built event arena, Livespot Entertainment Center from December 16th to 21st, 2021.

Livespot360 revealed that the Livespot X Festival will give Nigerians an exciting end to the year while being fully compliant with the current pandemic era. The concert series which is targeted at a diverse audience will feature concert days tailor-made to suit different categories of attendees with exciting multi-sensory experiences and several established artists billed to perform.

According to CEO, Livespot360, Deola Art Alade, the 2021 edition of Livespot X Festival will be a “multi-day hybrid convergence of everything X-traordinary, X-citing and X-clusive, that celebrates urban pop-culture. After a tumultuous 24 months, we’re excited to give Nigerians a string of hybrid events that feature headline acts performing live, special acts, pristine sound, world-class lighting, immersive experiences, exotic cuisine and much more."

Livespot360 is the brains behind some of Nigeria’s biggest and most iconic entertainment events such as Livespot X Festival with Cardi B, Love Like A Movie with Ciara, Kelly Rowland and Kim Kardashian and Born In Africa Festival (BAFEST), to name a few.

With the postponement of Livespot X in 2020, the creative collective has promised an experience that is designed to meet and exceed the expectations of Nigerians especially during Detty December.

“We were looking forward to hosting Nigerians at Livespot X Festival last year but with the ebb in COVID-19 cases, it was only right to suspend our plans,” Deola said.

With over 50 performances planned and over 30,000 attendees expected over the 6 day period, the Livespot X Festival promises to be a concert experience unlike any other as Chief Creative Director, Livespot 360, Darey Art Alade, says “with the year coming to an end, everyone is yearning to make the most out of the festive season by safely engaging in activities that will make them forget the travails of 2020 and 2021 and cherish every single moment moving forward. Livespot X Festival is determined to bring some cheer and happiness to the ever-bubbly city of Lagos through several X-clusive, and X-citing experiences, that will uplift our spirits and birth a positive vibe as we hope for a better 2022.”

Livespot X Festival is an exclusive annual project of Livespot360. Livespot360 is a 360º creative solutions company, unified by a passion for developing disruptive ideas. Combining digital marketing and tech innovation, advertising and media, tv, radio & print production, experiential marketing and entertainment for the Nigerian and African audience, Livespot constantly pushes the quality and performance bar higher.