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My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by VOsimhen144(m): 12:15pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Sometimes I wish I had small prick. I'm a 200L accounting student in uniben. I'm still a virgin . I stay off camp. So was in a bus on my way to school and I met this beautiful and busty babe that sat beside me....omo, her breast big like pineapple kon soft like agege bread..."Now I don understand wetin mayorkun see for agege bread" ...She just dey rest the breast for my hand as if my hand na life support to hold the breast well. Na so my big joystick begin rise like morning rising sun. I was suppose to stop at school gate, but I couldn't becus my joystick wanted to disgrace me. I had to stop at the next bus stop and take a bike back to school gate. On getting to school gate. I saw two of my female course mate with big soft ass inside shuttle bus heading to our department. I wanted to dodge them and enter the next turn, but they shouted victor there's a sit remaining here... Omo, in my mind I said "my village people don catch me today" So I entered oh, my big joystick started misbehaving again. I just placed my cross bag on it. The shuttle stopped at our dep. and was heading to another dep. to drop some students but I couldn't come down because of my big joystick...."The girls were like Victor you don change department?" I said I'm coming I wanna see a friend in engineering dep. My village people wanted to strike but they shall not prevail. I have to trek from engineering dep. back to my dep. Please Guys with experience how do I make my BIG prick co-operation. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by WibusJaga: 12:26pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Thank me later... 11 Likes
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Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Equal2DeTask(m): 12:34pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
WibusJaga: Hahaha 2 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by philkay(m): 12:55pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Cut it 3 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
U sure say u be virgin?? 2 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Olamilekxy(m): 1:05pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Stop watching porn 7 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Acesexcell(m): 1:44pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Do you wear pant?? 1 Like |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Petoski7: 2:32pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Olamilekxy:This right here Gentlemen, is the answer to the guy's problem 7 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by VOsimhen144(m): 2:40pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Acesexcell:yes I do. But my prick be like big cassava . Infact that tekno song "Pana" that he said "They say you like cassava, I get big cassava. Baby, Pana". Na people like me get that kinda big cassava . |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by VOsimhen144(m): 2:43pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Olamilekxy:I don't watch porn. I'm a virgin. I'm tired of passing my bus stop becus if this disgrace. Please Help!!!! |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by VOsimhen144(m): 3:00pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
philkay:bro, do you wanna render me useless? 1 Like |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Rickmann: 3:01pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
VOsimhen144: The way ur Jon champion charges up the moment you see anything makes me doubt you are a virgin. |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Laggafin: 3:28pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Akuko ifo |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by luckygeee: 3:40pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Your story is fabricated. I finished from engineering in Uniben 1. Bike has been banned in Uniben environs like Ekosodin, Uwasota, BDPA and the likes so where you take see bike enter to school gate 2. Accounting department is in "Faculty" that's how it's called cos it houses three different faculties. From Uniben maingate, u must get to engineering before reaching your dept but you said you reached your department and continued to faculty. From Ekosodin gate, you can't enter vehicle to your dept. Cos the bus park is in front of your faculty But for the moral of the story, avoid feeling your mind with negative thoughts 4 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Acesexcell(m): 4:24pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
VOsimhen144:Lol....I can imagine |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Boogyman557: 4:33pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Holly Gram OP no let me use my KALA take BLAST ur left leg 4 dis HOT WEATHER. WTF MAN |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by legendine(m): 5:14pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
luckygeee: The guy is a bloody lair...I wanted to type this but u are faster than I am...since I saw bike to sch gate...I don know sey all na lies... The question is, why lying of having a big joystick or wateva, is that an achievement? I'm a Uniben student too...if u want to lie, use schools like borno university....no one will counter u 5 Likes |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
legendine: Lmao…you guys should pity him. He is on the quest for cheap attention and clout, he is probably hoping that some gullible girls here will dm him or comment on this post and then he capitalises on the big manhood thing to made a hold on them. People with big reproductive organs don’t even talk. Lies or not my advice for him is to learn self-control including that of the mind, for that is where the devil battles us most, the easiest way is to give his life to Christ, simple. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by maureensylvia(f): 6:21pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Akuko mama ngozi |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:27pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Please picture of the joystick make I know how I go help you. 1 Like |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by delzbaba(m): 7:32pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Better go join porn industry. |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by sharpwriter(m): 7:59pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
VOsimhen144:Lol... You just have to control your mind. It is difficult but with practise you can. Meditation helps here for mind control. |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by Truvelisback(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Beebah2000:Audio virgin 1 Like |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by muheeb01(m): 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
You're a complete man whose body physiology and libido is working well...this is me too but me I know how to control it,just always divert your mind away from lust....some men want to experience this but they just needs to take care of themselves and they will be ok and I can help with that....you'll regain your confidence,that self esteem and alpha male ego with good non erectile dysfunction life....you can dm me Check my signature and profile for my work |
Re: My BIG Joystick Disgrace Me Every Time!!! by dhiqson(m): 10:42pm On Nov 20, 2021 |
Uniben ehh? We get exam upper weak Hope you dey jack Accounting? Find me one banny for your side na |
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