Omo! I will go first.

There was a day I was really held bad by conji, naso I quickly agree price with one runs girl for dating app. We agreed 10k for night. I saw her pictures and vids, she was damn sexy and hot.
So I asked her if she has a place of her own where I could come over instead of her coming to my apartment because my cousin bro was around. She said yes, and texted me address. One guest house like that.

Omo! 6:30pm I don freshen up, up I go. I reach location but it wasn't looking like what I envisaged. The grass in the compound was competing with the fence on who is the tallest. Naso I sigh "hmm" and called her to know of she's around. At first, she told me that she was in her room, she gave me room number wey de upstairs.

I went inside. Everywhere just de codedly dark. Then I heard a voice asking me who I was looking for? Told him the girls name and asked for direction to her room. The man was a little bit surprised. He gave me anyways.

As I was climbing up, everywhere was just looking deserted and empty. Most of the rooms were even open with nothing inside. Before a thought struck me, "what if these people are ritualist"?

Omo! If you see speed wey I take come down and ran outside ehnn! Who is Usain Bolt? Even the barman was surprised .

When I was outside, I informed her that I was inside (just to know what she'll say) she quickly said that I should give her few minutes, that she just stepped out to buy somethings. I gave her the insult of her life ehn.

While giving premium thanks to God Almighty.

On a Sunday, u are sharing Ur excapades with Ashawo.
Baba u need salvation o.

i have too many with them tho...no be runs babe be all babe for Lagos before

shawnfamous:
On a Sunday, u are sharing Ur excapades with Ashawo.
Baba u need salvation o.

You have a very low level of cognitive thinking. Hence, your stupidity is on an all time high.

Keep showing yourself!

iamtardey:
i have too many with them tho...no be runs babe be all babe for Lagos before

Share boss . Make people learn.

Ocholu:


You have a very low level of cognitive thinking. Hence, your stupidity is on an all time high.

Keep showing yourself!

just this small thing wey I say na him u dey curse me with big big grammar like this, e never reach like that na. Salvation is of God and is good. In fact na deliverance u need self.

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shawnfamous:
just this small thing wey I say na him u dey curse me with big big grammar like this, e never reach like that na. Salvation is of God and is good. In fact na deliverance u need self.

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comrade how many do want to share when you stay near new African shrine check am

Ocholu:


Share boss . Make people learn.

shawnfamous:
On a Sunday, u are sharing Ur excapades with Ashawo.
Baba u need salvation o.

Wehdone Saviour of the universe

I had never visited them before. I see prostitutes as dirty public toilets.

Ocholu:
Omo! I will go first.

There was a day I was really held bad by conji, naso I quickly agree price with one runs girl for dating app. We agreed 10k for night. I saw her pictures and vids, she was damn sexy and hot.
So I asked her if she has a place of her own where I could come over instead of her coming to my apartment because my cousin bro was around. She said yes, and texted me address. One guest house like that.

Omo! 6:30pm I don freshen up, up I go. I reach location but it wasn't looking like what I envisaged. The grass in the compound was competing with the fence on who is the tallest. Naso I sigh "hmm" and called her to know of she's around. At first, she told me that she was in her room, she gave me room number wey de upstairs.

I went inside. Everywhere just de codedly dark. Then I heard a voice asking me who I was looking for? Told him the girls name and asked for direction to her room. The man was a little bit surprised. He gave me anyways.

As I was climbing up, everywhere was just looking deserted and empty. Most of the rooms were even open with nothing inside. Before a thought struck me, "what if these people are ritualist"?

Omo! If you see speed wey I take come down and ran outside ehnn! Who is Usain Bolt? Even the barman was surprised .

When I was outside, I informed her that I was inside (just to know what she'll say) she quickly said that I should give her few minutes, that she just stepped out to buy somethings. I gave her the insult of her life ehn.

While giving premium thanks to God Almighty.

the things puna can make man do does not exist.

SmellySperm:

Wehdone Saviour of the universe

All thanks to Jesus. U are welcome

federal9:
I had never visited them before. I see prostitutes as dirty public toilets.

But you masturbate with their pictures. Shame!!

Ocholu:


But you masturbate with their pictures. Shame!!

I don't masturbate. If that's what you do, I would advise you to stop. That you do it doesn't mean every other person does it.


Note: Not all students are noisemakers in the classroom. Some are gentle, while others noise the classroom.

Here to read LIES.

Dat day i was upset very very seriously upset when i was on my way to decorate an event centre, nas i come waka they pass their funitured quaters. Na hem i sight :one bad yansh...(@)(@)
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With holy anger i fired her with reckless and abandon.

On the specific special orientation protocol on the island of cognitive arrangements of conniving in the spare of all conservation malachite, thus very versatile in pragmatic and linguistical avenue of marauding




Oh! this dope again.

shawnfamous:
just this small thing wey I say na him u dey curse me with big big grammar like this, e never reach like that na. Salvation is of God and is good. In fact na deliverance u need self.

There's an entire section dedicated to your God...

How did you find yourself on an 'olosho' thread in the first place?

federal9:
I had never visited them before. I see prostitutes as dirty public toilets.

Honestly!

I wonder how some men do it...

Even kissing a random guy/chick is a risk...

I haven’t fvcked olosho before but I know one man’s GF is another man’s olosho. That I’m very sure of.

Ocholu:
Omo! I will go first.

There was a day I was really held bad by conji, naso I quickly agree price with one runs girl for dating app. We agreed 10k for night. I saw her pictures and vids, she was damn sexy and hot.
So I asked her if she has a place of her own where I could come over instead of her coming to my apartment because my cousin bro was around. She said yes, and texted me address. One guest house like that.

Omo! 6:30pm I don freshen up, up I go. I reach location but it wasn't looking like what I envisaged. The grass in the compound was competing with the fence on who is the tallest. Naso I sigh "hmm" and called her to know of she's around. At first, she told me that she was in her room, she gave me room number wey de upstairs.

I went inside. Everywhere just de codedly dark. Then I heard a voice asking me who I was looking for? Told him the girls name and asked for direction to her room. The man was a little bit surprised. He gave me anyways.

As I was climbing up, everywhere was just looking deserted and empty. Most of the rooms were even open with nothing inside. Before a thought struck me, "what if these people are ritualist"?

Omo! If you see speed wey I take come down and ran outside ehnn! Who is Usain Bolt? Even the barman was surprised .

When I was outside, I informed her that I was inside (just to know what she'll say) she quickly said that I should give her few minutes, that she just stepped out to buy somethings. I gave her the insult of her life ehn.

While giving premium thanks to God Almighty.

Na lai Mohammed born you?

Datboredberry:
There's an entire section dedicated to your God...

How did you find yourself on an 'olosho' thread in the first place?

U dedicate a section to the most high? As big as God? God owns everything

Meanwhile I thought I was gonna learn something

My brother one happened to me last I swear to God here in owerri, I'm a tall guy with muscles kinda sexy though,so I went to check on a gym house in the biggest hotel,omo as I just enter,I met a lady with big boobs and ass, she's beautiful though,she said hi handsome, for my mind I don bang this one,omo we started talking,she asked if I lodged here ,I said no,I asked she said yes 5th floor,naso I jokingly say I go like be with you tonight since you are on a vacation here,she smiled,I asked her digits,she gemme,we hugged and she Left,then I Waka go the gym area asked them the price,...

Omo I reach home around 8pm waited till 10pm called her,she said she was looking for me at the gym, that she thought I came to gym,I said no just tryna enquire,naso I asked her if she dey alone make I show jokingly,omo to my greatest surprised she said yes,omo I ran to the shower, dressed up arrived and called her ,she gave me room number on 5th floor,I enter room,omo sk full there,She open fridge bring wine I smoke and drink, immediately we started kissing just like that oooh swear to God,kpam kpam I touched her pussy,she's dripping wet,naso she suck my dick asked me to eat her pussy,I obliged,omo I swear we enjoyed the sex, after I cum, someone start knocking on the door around 12am,I asked her what's wrong she said she don't know, immediately my instinct keep telling me something is wrong, this hotel is best in owerri,naso I started deh wear my clothes,she said what are you doing that I should sleep is late that I'm really sweet tonight,I said no wahala, the person keep knocking,I told her I want to go to the bar downstairs,she said no please stay with me,she Waka go straight to the door,knock once and come back,I waited for 10 minutes no sound again,I became more uncomfortable,I told her I want to go home,she was like petting,I stand up immediately went to the door,she followed me and opened the door,as stepped out,I saw 4 hefty men coming out from the lifter and went straight to that Same door,omo naso I enter lifter go down stairs, enter my ride go house,if no b say I b system guy weh dey observe any place weh I enter,I swear to God,by now my missing paper will all around owerri,naso I reach house call her number,she don block,alot of things do happen in hotels that people don't know,

iamtardey:
comrade how many do want to share when you stay near new African shrine check am

baba I can imagine

Datboredberry:
There's an entire section dedicated to your God...

How did you find yourself on an 'olosho' thread in the first place?

na over sabi

Exkandayee:
My brother one happened to me last I swear to God here in owerri, I'm a tall guy with muscles kinda sexy though,so I went to check on a gym house in the biggest hotel,omo as I just enter,I met a lady with big boobs and ass, she's beautiful though,she said hi handsome, for my mind I don bang this one,omo we started talking,she asked if I lodged here ,I said no,I asked she said yes 5th floor,naso I jokingly say I go like be with you tonight since you are on a vacation here,she smiled,I asked her digits,she gemme,we hugged and she Left,then I Waka go the gym area asked them the price,...

Omo I reach home around 8pm waited till 10pm called her,she said she was looking for me at the gym, that she thought I came to gym,I said no just tryna enquire,naso I asked her if she dey alone make I show jokingly,omo to my greatest surprised she said yes,omo I ran to the shower, dressed up arrived and called her ,she gave me room number on 5th floor,I enter room,omo sk full there,She open fridge bring wine I smoke and drink, immediately we started kissing just like that oooh swear to God,kpam kpam I touched her pussy,she's dripping wet,naso she suck my dick asked me to eat her pussy,I obliged,omo I swear we enjoyed the sex, after I cum, someone start knocking on the door around 12am,I asked her what's wrong she said she don't know, immediately my instinct keep telling me something is wrong, this hotel is best in owerri,naso I started deh wear my clothes,she said what are you doing that I should sleep is late that I'm really sweet tonight,I said no wahala, the person keep knocking,I told her I want to go to the bar downstairs,she said no please stay with me,she Waka go straight to the door,knock once and come back,I waited for 10 minutes no sound again,I became more uncomfortable,I told her I want to go home,she was like petting,I stand up immediately went to the door,she followed me and opened the door,as stepped out,I saw 4 hefty men coming out from the lifter and went straight to that Same door,omo naso I enter lifter go down stairs, enter my ride go house,if no b say I b system guy weh dey observe any place weh I enter,I swear to God,by now my missing paper will all around owerri,naso I reach house call her number,she don block,alot of things do happen in hotels that people don't know,

Sometimes I am even afraid to lodge in a hotel because you don't know whether they will cut off your head at the middle of the night. Many hotels are into rituals and human parts selling

shawnfamous:
just this small thing wey I say na him u dey curse me with big big grammar like this, e never reach like that na. Salvation is of God and is good. In fact na deliverance u need self.

fine fine girls God

ashawopikin:
baba I can imagine

Exkandayee:
My brother one happened to me last I swear to God here in owerri, I'm a tall guy with muscles kinda sexy though,so I went to check on a gym house in the biggest hotel,omo as I just enter,I met a lady with big boobs and ass, she's beautiful though,she said hi handsome, for my mind I don bang this one,omo we started talking,she asked if I lodged here ,I said no,I asked she said yes 5th floor,naso I jokingly say I go like be with you tonight since you are on a vacation here,she smiled,I asked her digits,she gemme,we hugged and she Left,then I Waka go the gym area asked them the price,...

Omo I reach home around 8pm waited till 10pm called her,she said she was looking for me at the gym, that she thought I came to gym,I said no just tryna enquire,naso I asked her if she dey alone make I show jokingly,omo to my greatest surprised she said yes,omo I ran to the shower, dressed up arrived and called her ,she gave me room number on 5th floor,I enter room,omo sk full there,She open fridge bring wine I smoke and drink, immediately we started kissing just like that oooh swear to God,kpam kpam I touched her pussy,she's dripping wet,naso she suck my dick asked me to eat her pussy,I obliged,omo I swear we enjoyed the sex, after I cum, someone start knocking on the door around 12am,I asked her what's wrong she said she don't know, immediately my instinct keep telling me something is wrong, this hotel is best in owerri,naso I started deh wear my clothes,she said what are you doing that I should sleep is late that I'm really sweet tonight,I said no wahala, the person keep knocking,I told her I want to go to the bar downstairs,she said no please stay with me,she Waka go straight to the door,knock once and come back,I waited for 10 minutes no sound again,I became more uncomfortable,I told her I want to go home,she was like petting,I stand up immediately went to the door,she followed me and opened the door,as stepped out,I saw 4 hefty men coming out from the lifter and went straight to that Same door,omo naso I enter lifter go down stairs, enter my ride go house,if no b say I b system guy weh dey observe any place weh I enter,I swear to God,by now my missing paper will all around owerri,naso I reach house call her number,she don block,alot of things do happen in hotels that people don't know,

mbet
U sha fvck

Exkandayee:
My brother one happened to me last I swear to God here in owerri, I'm a tall guy with muscles kinda sexy though,so I went to check on a gym house in the biggest hotel,omo as I just enter,I met a lady with big boobs and ass, she's beautiful though,she said hi handsome, for my mind I don bang this one,omo we started talking,she asked if I lodged here ,I said no,I asked she said yes 5th floor,naso I jokingly say I go like be with you tonight since you are on a vacation here,she smiled,I asked her digits,she gemme,we hugged and she Left,then I Waka go the gym area asked them the price,...

Omo I reach home around 8pm waited till 10pm called her,she said she was looking for me at the gym, that she thought I came to gym,I said no just tryna enquire,naso I asked her if she dey alone make I show jokingly,omo to my greatest surprised she said yes,omo I ran to the shower, dressed up arrived and called her ,she gave me room number on 5th floor,I enter room,omo sk full there,She open fridge bring wine I smoke and drink, immediately we started kissing just like that oooh swear to God,kpam kpam I touched her pussy,she's dripping wet,naso she suck my dick asked me to eat her pussy,I obliged,omo I swear we enjoyed the sex, after I cum, someone start knocking on the door around 12am,I asked her what's wrong she said she don't know, immediately my instinct keep telling me something is wrong, this hotel is best in owerri,naso I started deh wear my clothes,she said what are you doing that I should sleep is late that I'm really sweet tonight,I said no wahala, the person keep knocking,I told her I want to go to the bar downstairs,she said no please stay with me,she Waka go straight to the door,knock once and come back,I waited for 10 minutes no sound again,I became more uncomfortable,I told her I want to go home,she was like petting,I stand up immediately went to the door,she followed me and opened the door,as stepped out,I saw 4 hefty men coming out from the lifter and went straight to that Same door,omo naso I enter lifter go down stairs, enter my ride go house,if no b say I b system guy weh dey observe any place weh I enter,I swear to God,by now my missing paper will all around owerri,naso I reach house call her number,she don block,alot of things do happen in hotels that people don't know,

You had premium enjoyments oh! Choi!. But ehn, you go suck pvssy wey you no know? Shey e no better those hefty men jam you than to chook mouth inside there?

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