Good day, Fellas. Describe ur relationship using any of these football terms.
First 11, first team, Bench, subtitute, VAR, Off Side, Yellow card, Red card, Refree, linesman, own goal, Match postpone, match fixing, cancelled match, highest goal scorer, hang boot, New signing, Injury time, injury, stretch out, out of season, selfish time, etc. U can add urs.

Relegated

Newcastle

Red card and out of season

Match postponed, date yet to be fixed.

She's Man U'd

Depending on the relationship


Me - left, lady right


Me - Lady 1


Possession : 69 - 31

Shot on target 5 - 4

Saves 3 - 2

Shot off target 6 - 17

corners : 11 - 2

Fouls : 17 - 9

Tackle : 11 - 14

Open chance 2 - 4

Open chance missed 1 - 3

Offside : 7 - 4


Lady 2

Possession 54 - 46

Shot on target 7 - 3

Saves 2 - 4

Shot off target 8 - 8

corners 4 - 7

Yellow card : 5 - 4

Fouls 15 - 13

Tackle 8 - 17

Open chance 2 - 0

Open chance missed 1 - 0

Offside : 3 - 3

VAR checks : 4 - 2

Penalty : 1 - 1


Lady 3

Possession : 76 - 24

Shot on target : 2 - 16

Saves : 13 - 1

Shot off target : 3 - 11

Corners : 2 - 9

Yellow card : 0 - 1

Fouls : 2 - 4

Tackle : 6 - 2

Open chance : 0 - 0

Open chance missed : 0 - 0

Offside : 1 - 4

VAR checks : 0 - 3

Penalty (missed) : 0 - 1


Lady 4

Possession 48 - 52

Shot on target 2 - 1

Saves 0 - 0

Shot off target 1 - 2

corners 2 - 2

Fouls 3 - 5

Tackle 6 - 11

Open chance 0 - 1

Open chance missed 0 - 1

Offside : 1 - 1


Lady 5


Possession 60 - 40

Shot on target 5 - 1

Saves 1- 1

Shot off target 3 - 1

corners 4- 1

Fouls 5 - 3

Tackle 8 - 7

Open chance 0 - 3

Open chance missed 0 - 3

Offside : 0 - 1


Lady 6

Possession 62- 38

Shot on target 6 - 2

Saves 2 - 4

Shot off target 1 - 4

corners 3 - 0

Fouls 4 - 7

Tackle 6 - 10

Open chance 2 - 1

Open chance missed 1 - 1

VAR check : 0 - 2

Injury

Stephenmoka4:
Depending on the relationship

Me - left, lady right

Me - Lady 1

Possession : 69 - 31
Shot on target 5 - 4
Saves 3 - 2
Shot off target 6 - 17
corners : 11 - 2
Fouls : 17 - 9
Tackle : 11 - 14
Open chance 2 - 4
Open chance missed 1 - 3
Offside : 7 - 4

Lady 2
Possession 54 - 46
Shot on target 7 - 3
Saves 2 - 4
Shot off target 8 - 8
corners 4 - 7
Yellow card : 5 - 4
Fouls 15 - 13
Tackle 8 - 17
Open chance 2 - 0
Open chance missed 1 - 0
Offside : 3 - 3
VAR checks : 4 - 2
Penalty : 1 - 1

Lady 3
Possession : 76 - 24
Shot on target : 2 - 16
Saves : 13 - 1
Shot off target : 3 - 11
Corners : 2 - 9
Yellow card : 0 - 1
Fouls : 2 - 4
Tackle : 6 - 2
Open chance : 0 - 0
Open chance missed : 0 - 0
Offside : 1 - 4
VAR checks : 0 - 3
Penalty (missed) : 0 - 1

Lady 4
Possession 48 - 52
Shot on target 2 - 1
Saves 0 - 0
Shot off target 1 - 2
corners 2 - 2
Fouls 3 - 5
Tackle 6 - 11
Open chance 0 - 1
Open chance missed 0 - 1
Offside : 1 - 1

Lady 5

Possession 60 - 40
Shot on target 5 - 1
Saves 1- 1
Shot off target 3 - 1
corners 4- 1
Fouls 5 - 3
Tackle 8 - 7
Open chance 0 - 3
Open chance missed 0 - 3
Offside : 0 - 1

Lady 6
Possession 62- 38
Shot on target 6 - 2
Saves 2 - 4
Shot off target 1 - 4
corners 3 - 0
Fouls 4 - 7
Tackle 6 - 10
Open chance 2 - 1
Open chance missed 1 - 1
VAR check : 0 - 2

Bro, don't give up! just keep shooting ur shot.

Stephenmoka4:
Depending on the relationship

Me - left, lady right

Me - Lady 1

Possession : 69 - 31
Shot on target 5 - 4
Saves 3 - 2
Shot off target 6 - 17
corners : 11 - 2
Fouls : 17 - 9
Tackle : 11 - 14
Open chance 2 - 4
Open chance missed 1 - 3
Offside : 7 - 4

Lady 2
Possession 54 - 46
Shot on target 7 - 3
Saves 2 - 4
Shot off target 8 - 8
corners 4 - 7
Yellow card : 5 - 4
Fouls 15 - 13
Tackle 8 - 17
Open chance 2 - 0
Open chance missed 1 - 0
Offside : 3 - 3
VAR checks : 4 - 2
Penalty : 1 - 1

Lady 3
Possession : 76 - 24
Shot on target : 2 - 16
Saves : 13 - 1
Shot off target : 3 - 11
Corners : 2 - 9
Yellow card : 0 - 1
Fouls : 2 - 4
Tackle : 6 - 2
Open chance : 0 - 0
Open chance missed : 0 - 0
Offside : 1 - 4
VAR checks : 0 - 3
Penalty (missed) : 0 - 1

Lady 4
Possession 48 - 52
Shot on target 2 - 1
Saves 0 - 0
Shot off target 1 - 2
corners 2 - 2
Fouls 3 - 5
Tackle 6 - 11
Open chance 0 - 1
Open chance missed 0 - 1
Offside : 1 - 1

Lady 5

Possession 60 - 40
Shot on target 5 - 1
Saves 1- 1
Shot off target 3 - 1
corners 4- 1
Fouls 5 - 3
Tackle 8 - 7
Open chance 0 - 3
Open chance missed 0 - 3
Offside : 0 - 1

Lady 6
Possession 62- 38
Shot on target 6 - 2
Saves 2 - 4
Shot off target 1 - 4
corners 3 - 0
Fouls 4 - 7
Tackle 6 - 10
Open chance 2 - 1
Open chance missed 1 - 1
VAR check : 0 - 2

Bro, don't give up! just keep shooting ur shot.

Double chance, Handicap match.

Ole

Cancelled and out of season

Currently on the Bench..

Waiting for a Good opportunity to enter a Match to Bang Pussy Goals!..

I be Chicharito!..When I got opportunity to Score, I always deliver d Goods!..

Truvelisback:
Bro, don't give up! just keep shooting ur shot.

Shot on target is attempt either sides throws. Sometimes you just have to gain possession (control/dominate without doing much) and watch them shoot their shots.

You see that lady 2 eh, na my El classico. Sometimes she go give you possession come dey play "park the bus" but, she's a sweet girl. We sabi foul each other well well.

That lady 3, she sabi press without dominating. All her shots, I dey catch am I no too like am like that. Me no know weda she likes me sef, na church gal sha. She go give me 1000 reason to follow her, even if na to help me do anything weh I dey do currently. She sabi take shots, no be here.

I have scored goals more than conceded.

I have been fair with my game, just few yellow cards but no red card yet, just irresistible.

There have been lots of penalties for being foul inside the box, ability to manipulate your ways.

contract terminated

helinues:
I have scored goals more than conceded.

I have been fair with my game, just few yellow cards but no red card yet, just irresistible.

There have been lots of penalties for being foul inside the box, ability to manipulate your ways.

Wow! U must have a good playing style. What style of play do use? Do u play Defensive, offensive, counter-attack or just knock the ball? It's like ur formation & tactics must be great.

My brother back of the net

Truvelisback:
Wow! U must have a good playing style. What style of play do use? Do u play Defensive, offensive, counter-attack or just knock the ball? It's like ur formation & tactics must be great.

My formation is 4-4-2

2 standing strikers ,one at left and one at right

2 central back with 2 LB and RB

The midfielders, two Central midfielders at the edge of the circle right and left with 2 supporting them behind

ballon dor.. I dey always collect world best heartbreaker.

RED CARD

Hanks0000:
Relegated

helinues:


My formation is 4-4-2

2 standing strikers ,one at left and one at right

2 central back with 2 LB and RB

The midfielders, two Central midfielders at the edge of the circle right and left with 2 supporting them behind

That's good. My last match was really terrible. During the match, she fouled me alot, her tackles were terrible to the extend that i almost got injury. In retalation, i tackled her back. My Boss(the refree) gave us yellow cards and advised us to play a friendly match. Since then i have been scared to play a friendly match with her because i don't want to be given a Red card.

Truvelisback:
That's good. My last match was really terrible. During the match, she fouled me alot, her tackles were terrible to the extend that i almost got injury. In retalation, i tackled her back. My Boss(the refree) gave us yellow cards and advised us to play a friendly match. Since then i have been scared to play a friendly match with her because i don't want to be given a Red card.

You should sometimes be resting your star players( tactics) for important matches, when you are unable to catch up with opponent due to fatigue, foul is inevitable

Stephenmoka4:
Depending on the relationship


Me - left, lady right


Me - Lady 1


Possession : 69 - 31

Shot on target 5 - 4

Saves 3 - 2

Shot off target 6 - 17

corners : 11 - 2

Fouls : 17 - 9

Tackle : 11 - 14

Open chance 2 - 4

Open chance missed 1 - 3

Offside : 7 - 4


Lady 2

Possession 54 - 46

Shot on target 7 - 3

Saves 2 - 4

Shot off target 8 - 8

corners 4 - 7

Yellow card : 5 - 4

Fouls 15 - 13

Tackle 8 - 17

Open chance 2 - 0

Open chance missed 1 - 0

Offside : 3 - 3

VAR checks : 4 - 2

Penalty : 1 - 1


Lady 3

Possession : 76 - 24

Shot on target : 2 - 16

Saves : 13 - 1

Shot off target : 3 - 11

Corners : 2 - 9

Yellow card : 0 - 1

Fouls : 2 - 4

Tackle : 6 - 2

Open chance : 0 - 0

Open chance missed : 0 - 0

Offside : 1 - 4

VAR checks : 0 - 3

Penalty (missed) : 0 - 1


Lady 4

Possession 48 - 52

Shot on target 2 - 1

Saves 0 - 0

Shot off target 1 - 2

corners 2 - 2

Fouls 3 - 5

Tackle 6 - 11

Open chance 0 - 1

Open chance missed 0 - 1

Offside : 1 - 1


Lady 5


Possession 60 - 40

Shot on target 5 - 1

Saves 1- 1

Shot off target 3 - 1

corners 4- 1

Fouls 5 - 3

Tackle 8 - 7

Open chance 0 - 3

Open chance missed 0 - 3

Offside : 0 - 1


Lady 6

Possession 62- 38

Shot on target 6 - 2

Saves 2 - 4

Shot off target 1 - 4

corners 3 - 0

Fouls 4 - 7

Tackle 6 - 10

Open chance 2 - 1

Open chance missed 1 - 1

VAR check : 0 - 2

Your players must be fatigue. You have played too much matches

Medusa65:
Injury

hmmm, i wish u quick recovery.

helinues:


You should sometimes be resting your star players( tactics) for important matches, when you are unable to catch up with opponent due to fatigue, foul is inevitable

Yea, it's true. Presently, i am training in order to get back my form. I want to be fit again.

helinues:


Your players must be fatigue. You have played too much matches

The players sef are using the possession to gain ground no be say dem dey do any reasonable thing.

I go soon bench some, as Dem say na passes Dem come do...

Vinnie2000:


Currently on the Bench..

Waiting for a Good opportunity to enter a Match to Bang Pussy Goals!..

I be Chicharito!..When I got opportunity to Score, I always deliver d Goods!..

I hope u are playing safe? To avoid out of season injury.

Truvelisback:
hmmm, i wish u quick recovery.

thanks

injury time

Offside