I lost count oooh, it seems me and brother used to break that glass every week till my dad went to buy a pack so that he can be replacing the one that got broken by mistake. But if I break one I will quickly rush and replace it without letting my dad Know not knowing that my brother was doing the same thing too.
Till I broke the last one in the presence of my dad, without further ado he said I should go and bring the glass carton. Lo and behold I opened it but nothing was there but I carried it to him as if the carton were very much heavy until he washed the lantern himself check the kerosene and refilled it then to replace the glass he opened then boom....what a judgement day.
He landed a hot slap and all I can see was rainbow colour for like 1 minutes....i kept shouting, oju mi foh, ye ye ye(my is blind, ye ye ye).
After then I still continue in the ministry till he changed it to gas florescent lights

Break original globe and you keep buying fake ones

Thank God for GOd o
E plenty die

Elitefosa:


The master of them all

Haha how would you know

Can't remember.

Royruky:


My wife does this even after I have pleaded with her to forgive the child.

She will wait till when I am not around and dish out the punishment.

You should advise her not to do that. It's not ideal to beat children. There are many other ways to discipline kids.

God punish all Nigerian generals.
They failed to provide constant light.

Na regular customer I be, na my hand the thing dey break when it's time to buy another one.

Royruky:


My wife does this even after I have pleaded with her to forgive the child.

She will wait till when I am not around and dish out the punishment.

Correct, my grandma geng

Countless

MufasaLion:


You should advise her not to do that. It's not ideal to beat children. There are many other ways to discipline kids.

The thing tire me ooooo. Funnily enough, she does not beat the last card of the house.

She even made it known to the child that she has soft spot for her. Maybe because she was pre - term.

Royruky:


The thing tire me ooooo. Funnily enough, she does not beat the last card of the house.

She even made it known to the child that she has soft spot for her. Maybe because she was pre - term.

Talk to your wife. I can never be with someone that prefers to beat kids.

We never had them long enough for me to know people needed to wash them frequently. Either they always got stolen or my parents found ways to dispose of them silently. Once we learned of kerosene explosions we never owned one again.

Yemlizzy:

Haha how would you know

It's obvious now....

your record speaks for itself

I broke more than 10 of that as a kid

Lalasticlala

Explorers:
Those day when you commit crime/break stuffs(Plates, Cups, aquarium, louvers) before dad/mum return from work.

There's always this special people we return to for protection, they'll come beg for us.

But some parents can still be mean, in the midnight, you will just hear 'tap tap tap' on your body.

'Se o ti ji? o ro pe mo ti gba gbe ni?..O ya dide koo dobale si ori table yen.'

Na typical Africa parent raised you ���

Don't hold too tight when washing, another trick

Whoever that invented this glass does not love children

None

Once you break this bulb for lantern , abeg no bother come house

My mileh go wake me around 2-3am when sleep dey sweet for body , she go come ask you how far
You don run finish ?
Na early morning beating you wan collect so , u go even don dey cry ahead
Oh the good old days when we didn't even know what tribalism was all about
When religion wasn't a major problem

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Fun fact: father was the only person who knew where to get a replacement

Memories.

We were trained to handle things well

Haaaaa.....the dreadful eyin lantern! I hated it like shege!

Explorers:
Eyin Lantern, i broke like 4.

You need to wash/clean for brightness every weekend.

1st one, i got a warning. 2nd i got a warning with ear pull.

3rd one, i was asked to lie down on the centre table.

Broke the 4th/last in 1998, can't forget.

Ran away from home to Baba ile Keta to come help me beg.

But later got the logic, will sit on the floor and wash in a big bowl filled with water.

like 5 or 6... Dem beat me like mad

I remembered 2002 when I broke one aboki lantern bulb vendor I received the beating of my life that day.

I never broke one. I still wonder how

The funny thing is that no matter how careful you are, it will still break o. It always the glass fault jare.

Nicepoker:
The cracked ones will be patched with paper.

Nasoo bros,u Sabi.
Pending whenever a new one will arrive or that broken one break kpatakpata. Chaii! This life ehehhh

In a week I fit break 3...my parle dey flog me scatter scatter

Explorers:
Those day when you commit crime/break stuffs(Plates, Cups, aquarium, louvers) before dad/mum return from work.

There's always this special people we return to for protection, they'll come beg for us.

But some parents can still be mean, in the midnight, you will just hear 'tap tap tap' on your body.

'Se o ti ji? o ro pe mo ti gba gbe ni?..O ya dide koo dobale si ori table yen.'

thats like my dad... There is dis old woman... Our very close neighbor who always serve as my solace... Shed beg for me everytime i errr... The day she died was the begining of my predicament... I cried that day en
No one begs for me again... Amd the beating continued.

I used to be very stubborn