Guys please help me ..there's this girl I liked for weeks i wanted askin her out but I felt I will rush things with her so my bestie advised me to be the funny guy with her then later asked her out..av been playing along with this advice but later she told me she has someone ..pls guys I want to get her back cos she's like the most cutest gal I've ever been attracted to in my life..

Ok, my good brother, I will teach you how.

Now, let's dive into the main business.

so [b]my bestie[/b]advised me to be the funny guy with her

Dear Legend of the Seeker, I think there is everything wrong with your circle. I don't do no bestie thing! But sha, let's continue.

av been playing along with this advice but later she told me she has someone

Okay, brother. Let's continue.

pls guys I want to get her back cos she's like the most cutest gal I've ever been attracted to in my life

Bro, the first thing to do is to begin to look healthy.

Buy beans go cook am ontop gas. Please have a clock around you. You must also have taken your bath recently. Please be on towel while cooking the beans. The trick works like magic. Once it is exactly one hour three minutes after, with the speed like lightening, carry the pot down, remove the towel and sit on the gas burner ...idi iberibe. Human beings dey think how to do reasonable things this December, your goal in life na to catch crush wey don crash.

Lalasticlala

I remember having a crush on food critic opeyemi famakin
Crush died wen I realized he had a seducing spirit drawing lust out of women
I thought he was a youth pastor

BirtherOfKings:
I remember having a crush on food critic opeyemi famakin
Crush died wen I realized he had a seducing spirit drawing lust out of women
I thought he was a youth pastor

Wtf is a seducing spirit? Maybe I actually need deliverance from it

Lol guy u could have just told me to commit suicide naw ;

chatinent:
Ok, my good brother, I will teach you how.

Now, let's dive into the main business.


Dear Legend of the Seeker, I think there is everything wrong with your circle. I don't do no bestie thing! But sha, let's continue.


Okay, brother. Let's continue.


Bro, the first thing to do is to begin to look healthy.

Buy beans go cook am ontop gas. Please have a clock around you. You must also have taken your bath recently. Please be on towel while cooking the beans. The trick works like magic. Once it is exactly one hour three minutes after, with the speed like lightening, carry the pot down, remove the towel and sit on the gas burner ...idi iberibe. Human beings dey think how to do reasonable things this December, your goal in life na to catch crush wey don crash.

Lalasticlala

Start showering other girls with attention and ignore her for a while.. na she go come beg you.

Alright I will try that method...thanks mhan

flokii:
Start showering other girls with attention and ignore her for a while.. na she go come beg you.

mtcheew

Bro, just keep shooting ur shots. There is no girl who doesn't have a Bf. If u play ur card well, u will be her no 1 in her list.