azraeljaheel:
Hope you can suck me? What!? Am sorry sir, that wont be possible, matter of fact i dont think i can do this

i told him how about he let me think about it and i'd get back to him.

You sure are one funny dude for thinking you would not be rewarded for your pastor's money.

If only you had thought about it.

azraeljaheel:
Okay i will give you the money but you have to do me a favour, you strike me as a matured person. I answered "okay sir what is the favour"? Make me happy! Sharpaly i responded, how do you mean sir?

make me cum! Lmao{i didnt not laugh that day sha, remembering the whole thing again is crazy}. I told him "sir i still dont understand".

just stroke me and i would change your life. What an offer. I needed this money. Caught in between bad and worst. Let me go for BAD atleast e never WORST!

he knew i needed the money, he just kept hammering on "all i have to do is just sign"

truth is i agreed abi na just to stroke, he cums and am out of here nobody sha see me. He asked for a hug, could feel his penis on my thigh. Dropped a thank you in my ears!


typing

Wait first,

How much did you tell him will change your life?

Did you give him hand job or not... Yuck

x

Na wa...he want turn u to Gaybriel

Zone b, ur mumu no too much?

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azraeljaheel:
Happy Sunday

this is not your regular joseph and potifa's wife story. My supposed helper is a man like me

how i met him:-
every tuesday is their market day where i stay, and i go there to make some change by helping customers convey bought goods to their cars or the bus-stop. It was at the market i met him, told him i could also wash his car. He gave me his card and told me to ring him on saturday of that week. Which i did, went to his place. He is married with three kids{i dey even eye one of them}.

the man and his family were extremely nice, whenever am done with the car, they package food for me. And he is my number one customer. Whenever the man rings me i know for sure he would request for engine oil{i sell engine oil on the low}.

typing

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aimmoney9:
This gay thing is rampant in Nigeria now....

70% of northerners are gay....

70% of Yorubas are gay...

60% of Igbos are gay....

I wonder what this country is turning into, many of them marry to disguise their evil acts.....

If you want to catch any gay idiot just carry a handsome guy and flaunt in their presence and you will see them salivating giving him eye like a woman....

Anywhere you see these bastards don't let them go Scot free shout and disgrace them for the shameless he goats they are...

I can kill any that comes close to me...

I hate gay bastards with passion....

Sorry to correct you.

80% of Igbos are gay

budaatum:


You sure are one funny dude for thinking you would not be rewarded for your pastor's money.

If only you had thought about it.

you mean, he should have given in?

Kennyprince:


Sorry to correct you.

80% of Igbos are gay

All join....

He is your destroyer and not your helper!

azraeljaheel:
Happy Sunday

this is not your regular joseph and potifa's wife story. My supposed helper is a man like me

how i met him:-
every tuesday is their market day where i stay, and i go there to make some change by helping customers convey bought goods to their cars or the bus-stop. It was at the market i met him, told him i could also wash his car. He gave me his card and told me to ring him on saturday of that week. Which i did, went to his place. He is married with three kids{i dey even eye one of them}.

the man and his family were extremely nice, whenever am done with the car, they package food for me. And he is my number one customer. Whenever the man rings me i know for sure he would request for engine oil{i sell engine oil on the low}.

typing

A very big lie mostly propagated by the degenerates who are looking to make more people accept their unacceptable lifestyles.

Poster, are you gay, and if so how many partners do you have or where did the statistics come from?

aimmoney9:
This gay thing is rampant in Nigeria now....

70% of northerners are gay....

70% of Yorubas are gay...

60% of Igbos are gay....

I wonder what this country is turning into, many of them marry to disguise their evil acts.....

If you want to catch any gay idiot just carry a handsome guy and flaunt in their presence and you will see them salivating giving him eye like a woman....

Anywhere you see these bastards don't let them go Scot free shout and disgrace them for the shameless he goats they are...

I can kill any that comes close to me...

I hate gay bastards with passion....

9gerian:
A very big lie mostly propagated by the degenerates who are looking to make more people accept their unacceptable lifestyles.

Poster, are you gay, and if so how many partners do you have or where did the statistics come from?

I can never be gay in this life or the next....

It's easy to take your statistics from markets.....

Plus most are doing it for money now because there are many gay cults in Nigeria now......

Won't say more than this you can become a detective to confirm.....

OptimmusPrimme:


I hate you cursed bastards from the East of the Niger with ever fibre in my being.

70% of Northerners are gay.

70% of Yoruba are gays

But somehow, even after all the evidence

60% of Igbos are gay.

Go to Nollywood, and I am not talking about Yoruba Nollywood; I am talking about the Pete Edochie, Kanayo O. Kanayo & Chiko Ejiro’s Nollywood, 99% of all them cannibalistic bastards are gay.

The male actors in the industry don’t get any acting roles unless they submit their filthy, dripping anuses to the producers & directors for onward drilling.

Uche Maduagwu, Alex Ekubo, Uti Nwanchuckwu & Pretty Mike do not even hide it anymore.

Every sensible & unbiased Nigerian knows that the homosexual activities in Igboland dwarf those in Yorubaland & the North combined.

All the abominable crimes in the Southwest were imported from the East by your cursed people.

The day I shall rise to the position of absolute authority in the Southwest is the day all you cursed bastards will know the difference between the Day & Night.

Babatunde Fashola tried deporting all your cannibalistic bastards back to the Under Bridge in Onitsha during his tenure as Lagos State Governor but your emotional blackmail somehow prevailed on him.

But like I said, just wait till I rise to the position of absolute authority in the Southwest and I shall demonstrate to you that I am the husband to all your cursed hairy & yam-legged bastard women.

Be patient, that day is just around the corner.

You think you’re the smartest of the Nigerian tribes? In truth, you’re the dumbest.

What Adolf Hitler did to the bastard Jews at the Auschwitz concentration camps was a child’s play compared to awaits you cursed, cannibalistic & fraudulent bastards.

Everybody in the Southwest now see through your propaganda & emotional blackmail like a broken, dirty mirror.

Egbami, where did I say I was Igbo....Mr assumer...

Those liking and sharing a post from a terrorist you are culprits because this is how buhari started and we are all seeing its heinous fruits today......

Chairman with this level of hate you will not reach where you are going....it's facts not a curse...

Didn't you see where I replied all join to someone that quoted me saying Igbos own is 80% before you took it personal...

If you want you can say Igbos own is 100% no stress there.....

But all those things you said up there even doing more than Hitler, do it to ur family first then we will buy your idea....

Tribal goat.....

azraeljaheel:
Hope you can suck me? What!? Am sorry sir, that wont be possible, matter of fact i dont think i can do this

i told him how about he let me think about it and i'd get back to him. He was reluctant at first, i already had my eyes on the bottle close to him. After enough talks he said okay{mind you i cant go one on one with him, this man is huge and pattymike who has seen me before knows am the total opposite}

as i was leaving he brought out some cash to give me. I jejely turned it down, said thank you and left.

he rang me on thursday i didnt pick, same thing on friday. He saw me yesterday asked me why i have been avoiding him. Had to lie.

he has rang me today like thrice. The man is even friends with the owner of the church where am staying..

Suck ke LMAO. Wahala

kkins25:
you mean, he should have given in?

Is it for me to tell him what to give in to?

Did he ask me before giving in to his pastor?

Well op for the fact that you thought about stroking him, makes you look gay or rather closet gay. You shouldn't mince words when saying NO to such absurd requests. The truth is that homosexuality is on the rise and soon it will be fashionable. I'm skeptical these days whenever a male stranger offers me help randomly because most time it's greeks bearing gifts.

i AM EXTREMELY HOMOPHOBIC. IF I EVEN DETECT ANY SIGN OF THIS RUBBISH I WILL START SHOUTING. ARE YOU MAD? LIKE ME HOW? I CANT EVEN WAIT FOR ANY GAY BASTARD TO FINISH ANY STUPID SENTENCE WITH ME

budaatum:


Is it for me to tell him what to give in to?

Did he ask me before giving in to his pastor?

Pastor? im lost. is there some other tale I've missed?

kkins25:
Pastor? im lost. is there some other tale I've missed?

azraeljaheel, tell kk about your pastor.

NemoDatQuod:
x

good evening chief

saw your mention yesterday but i was banned{has something to do with antispam bot}. I couldnt reply

i just sent you a pm

budaatum:

Is it for me to tell him what to give in to?
Did he ask me before giving in to his pastor?

atum please edit your last sentence it sounds somehow lol

budaatum:


You sure are one funny dude for thinking you would not be rewarded for your pastor's money.

If only you had thought about it.

i returned the money

azraeljaheel:


i returned the money

What did the pastor say, and where do you sleep now?

azraeljaheel:


atum please edit your last sentence it sounds somehow lol

"Sounds somehow" how?

budaatum:


What did the pastor say, and where do you sleep now?

say what?

I paid the women their contribution and before the pastor got back i had his money on ground

and you asking about where i sleep is quite funny!

pattymike you came around to see me. Sorry to bother you! Help me answer atums question as to where am sleeping. Thank you

azraeljaheel:


say what?

I paid the women their contribution and before the pastor got back i had his money on ground

and you asking about where i sleep is quite funny!

pattymike you came around to see me. Sorry to bother you! Help me answer atums question as to where am sleeping. Thank you

Easy bro It’s a simple misunderstanding. In your word play as u put am. Budaatum felt u were saying he doesn’t care about your situation, which he tried to clarify by calling it a dishonest lie and said buda does not put buda money where buda does not care. In other words he care about ur situation therefore calling your claim a lie. Obviously you were just Playing with words. Be calming down o bobo and Oga buda no vex.
I go call u bro for Christmas, u suppose fit show nah?

azraeljaheel:
Okay i will give you the money but you have to do me a favour, you strike me as a matured person. I answered "okay sir what is the favour"? Make me happy! Sharpaly i responded, how do you mean sir?

make me cum! Lmao{i didnt not laugh that day sha, remembering the whole thing again is crazy}. I told him "sir i still dont understand".

just stroke me and i would change your life. What an offer. I needed this money. Caught in between bad and worst. Let me go for BAD atleast e never WORST!

he knew i needed the money, he just kept hammering on "all i have to do is just sign"

truth is i agreed abi na just to stroke, he cums and am out of here nobody sha see me. He asked for a hug, could feel his penis on my thigh. Dropped a thank you in my ears!


typing

Na wa o so you mean his wife can not even give him a hand job, he has to pay heavily to his car wash man for that. SMH. This life no balance at all.

PattyMike:

Easy bro It’s a simple misunderstanding. In your word play as u put am. Budaatum felt u were saying he doesn’t care about your situation, which he tried to clarify by calling it a dishonest lie and said buda does not put buda money where buda does not care. In other words he care about ur situation therefore calling your claim a lie. Obviously you were just Playing with words. Be calming down o bobo and Oga buda no vex.
I go call u bro for Christmas, u suppose fit show nah?

i get and that was what i was trying to explain to buda. I meant no harm or any form of gimmicks. Buda whenever you see this know i am sorry.


chief for that xmas day make we see as e go be. Although i bin reason to just stay in and not get envious of happenings around me!

compliments of the season

azraeljaheel:


i get and that was what i was trying to explain to buda. I meant no harm or any form of gimmicks. Buda whenever you see this know i am sorry.


chief for that xmas day make we see as e go be. Although i bin reason to just stay in and not get envious of happenings around me!

compliments of the season

Guy you never finish this story