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See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 8:44am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Good morning nairalanders.. First of all I want to thank God for adding one more year to my age.. So this morning I woke up with joy and Thanksgiving knowing it's my birthday, I went outside the gate to catch some street view and ponder on God's goodness to me.. Lo and behold I saw this vermin from hell fire curled at a coner of the gate frame waiting for who to bite,with the speed of light I just picked one heavy block, faced the enemy' back, this time it has uncurled itself ready for movement With the full force in me I smashed it head.. And the sound of it woke some neighbors up. They came to see what was happening o.. The snake was still shaking so one guy used stick to mutiny it belle.. Unfortunately there is no snake eater in my street so we kept it on the road for cars to do send it to hell.. I thank God for my life..what if that snake saw me first.. Just what if.. Once again Happy birthday to me.. E no easy 00.525..66722 lala do birthday for me abeg.. Someone should show me love.. Hunger dey make I see jolly jollificate today na 1 Share
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by TheGiftedOne(m): 8:48am On Dec 29, 2021 |
This snake must have died from hearing your awful grammar no be the stone kill am. What is SMATCHED, MUTINY? Na smashed and mutilate you mean? Kai! 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Okunolaniyi: 8:48am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by ValCon888: 8:54am On Dec 29, 2021 |
You destroyed the structural integrity of this snake. Even lala cannot identify the corpse. 1 Like |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by richmond500: 8:55am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Sunisonflex39:how did u come to this conclusion? curled at a coner of the gate frame waiting for who to bite,shebi na wetin him tell u say him deh wait for who to bite? with the speed of light I just picked one heavy block,that's a lie, no way did u picked the stone at 3X10^8m/s With the full force in me I smatched it head..haba I thank God for my life..what if that snake saw me first..believe me. That snake actually saw u first 4 Likes |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by ReneeNuttall(f): 8:59am On Dec 29, 2021 |
We killed one In my compound few days ago.I no get energy to create thread I for post am. Happy birthday op. 1 Like
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Nobody: 9:02am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Lala,food don done
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:08am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Wawelexy(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Birthday gift 1 Like |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Nobody: 9:12am On Dec 29, 2021 |
This is animal cruelty..you should be arrested.. |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:12am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:13am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:14am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Nobody: 9:18am On Dec 29, 2021 |
TheGiftedOne:
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:20am On Dec 29, 2021 |
[quote author=TheGiftedOne post=108898779]This snake must have died from hearing your awful grammar no be the stone kill am. What is SMATCHED, MUTINY? Na smashed and mutilate you mean? Kai! [/quot At least my grammar is killing snakes..what is your Grammer killing? Good morning sir |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:25am On Dec 29, 2021 |
TheGiftedOne: Na mutiny I one write oga..it's humor 1 Like |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:27am On Dec 29, 2021 |
richmond500: I just know say e dey wait for who to bite |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Candidlady: 9:30am On Dec 29, 2021 |
richmond500: dont mind the OP forming bad guy! all 'em snake eaters keep breaking rule 3 |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:33am On Dec 29, 2021 |
richmond500: It's like u have not been in this situation before..nobe person go tell u to carry the nearest available weapon with the speed of light.. |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 9:34am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Candidlady: See u..it's like u have not been in this situation before.. nobody go tell u to pick the nearest available weapon with the speed of light.. unless u plan to Japa |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Nobody: 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Why is this on Romance section.......is snake into Romance now? |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by younglleo: 10:05am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Be like say cultism dey run for yr blood
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 10:18am On Dec 29, 2021 |
younglleo: God forbid |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 10:20am On Dec 29, 2021 |
ReneeNuttall: Thank u |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Saintdan0421(m): 10:34am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Sunisonflex39: OMG you really mutiny (abi na mutinied you talk) that snake destiny. |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by EmzyT: 10:46am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by Sunisonflex39(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Saintdan0421: No joy bro |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by TheGiftedOne(m): 12:34pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
Sunisonflex39: Oya no vex. Na joke we all dey |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by KingMack(m): 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
Scissors
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Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by BanevsJoker(m): 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
Seems you don't know the meaning of the word mutiny. |
Re: See The Snake I Mutinied On My Birthday by bigcee(m): 2:11pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
TheGiftedOne: 1 Like
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