My dad walked into my room one afternoon, and was surprised to see the bed neatly laid and the whole room looking unusually spiffy and tidy. Then, he noticed an envelope, propped up conspicuously on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’. And with a sinister thought about my whereabout, he opened the envelope and read the letter:

Dear Dad,
It is with great misery and regret that I'm writing you. I had to runaway with my new girlfriend, just to avoid a dramatic scene with you and mum. I have found true love with Jane, and girl is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her numerous piercings, tattoos, blonde hair, indecent dressing and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But, besides the love I have for her, dad. She's pregnant. And I want to be responsible for her, and my baby. Jane says that we will be very happy if we become a couple. She retails female wears and accessories like wigs and closure, and jewelries, and bags on her WhatsApp status.

We share a dream
of building a happy home and having children, regardless of our financial status. Jane has also made me realise that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone as such. There's a small farm where we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cash and ecstasy. Meanwhile, I hope science find the reliable cure for AIDS, so Jane can get better. She deserves it, dad. And don't worry about me, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. I'm becoming a man. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grand children.

Lastly, dad, I know you must be boiling right now, but none of these is true. There's no Jane. I'm in the next compound. And I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in this life than the report card that's on your desk. Thank you sir as you go through my result with a soft heart. Please, send someone to call me when it's safe to come home.

I will wish him the best!

I'll laugh it off and send someone to bring him home so he can tell me exactly where their marijuana farm is located.

After reading the letter, I will flung it away then lie down on the neatly dressed bed, remove my dick and masturbate endlessly, then called his mum, laid her on that same bed and Bleep her mercilessly, then move out .

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After reading the letter, I will flung it away then lie down on the neatly dressed bed, remove my dick and masturbate endlessly, then called his mum, laid her on that same bed and Bleep her mercilessly, then move out .

Aimlessly, you're something else

My dad's BP will go up like a speedometer before him go even read am finish.I can't come and kill him mbok.

Funny doh!

Issokay!!!

This must be the biggest prank of the year .
As a father in such situation, I will sit down and first thank God it wasn't real. Then henceforth, I will learn to be gentle on the child, especially if I had been tough on him..

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