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Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:13pm On Jan 09, 2022

Sometimes i cant help but wonder why are there many women in the churches.

Then i remember back in secondary school how i used to sing westlife and craig david songs for girls and they will be blushing.
Some allowed me to fvck. But one thing i learned from that experience was that women love to hear sweet words.
If you are good at sweet talking, women go fall for u
Thats it, and thats what this pastors are doing.
Pastor say sweet words like
You will never be poor again.. women shout amen
Of course nobody wan poor grin

I have been to churches where 80% of the service is pastor giving sweet proclamations.
And majority of women jumping up and being moved by the sweet words.

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:13pm On Jan 09, 2022

My point is that women love sweet talk and promises.
The same way Devil was able to use Sweet talk to convince Eve to eat apple.
You see what i mean.
Thats why you will find plenty women in all types of churches

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by fati2001(m): 12:14pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
My point is

POINTLESS

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by EMIRofPUSSY: 12:19pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
My point is

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:21pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
Sometimes i cant help but wonder why are there many women in the churches.

Then i remember back in secondary school how i used to sing westlife and craig david songs for girls and they will be blushing.
Some allowed me to fvck. But one thing i learned from that experience was that women love to hear sweet words.
If you are good at sweet talking, women go fall for u
Thats it, and thats what this pastors are doing.
Pastor say sweet words like
You will never be poor again.. women shout amen
Of course nobody wan poor
I have been to churches where 80% of the service is pastor giving sweet proclamations.
And majority of women jumping up and being moved by the sweet words.

These boys eh..woman matter dey give una steady headache..now your problem is too many women in church..
The way this boy dey make mouth online e no go too shock me if... grin

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:25pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

These boys eh..woman matter dey give una steady headache..now your problem is too many women in church..
The way this boy dey make mouth online e no go too shock me if...

Im looking for available women to start my own ministry
Jesus No Dey Fvck Up Ministries (J.N.D.U.M)

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:28pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Im looking for available women to start my own ministry
Jesus No Dey Fvck Up Ministries (J.N.D.U.M)

How about Wannabe redpillers no dey f**k up with their lack of intelligence ministry (W.R.N.D.U.W.T.L.I.M)?
That wan go make sense.. cheesy

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:29pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

How about Wannabe redpillers no dey f**k up with their lack of intelligence ministry (W.R.N.D.U.W.T.L.I.M)?
That wan go make sense..

Im thinking of starting another ministry
Fernandez is a f00l forever ministry (F.F.F.M)

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:35pm On Jan 09, 2022

senceless post..

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:35pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Im thinking of starting another ministry
Fernandez is a f00l forever ministry (F.F.F.M)

expect inflow of customers oo.. grin

Cos my name alone attracts wannabe redpillers non stop..

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:37pm On Jan 09, 2022

Haakeem:
senceless post..

Truth is more bitter than bitter kola

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:38pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:
Truth is more bitter than bitter kola

Ur points are pointless sir! angry

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:40pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

expect inflow of customers oo..
Cos my name alone attracts wannabe redpillers non stop..

The only thing your name will attract are drug dealers and EFCC
Fernadez from Mexico is Back with some crack
Was ur dad high on supply when he gave u that name?

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

The only thing your name will attract are drug dealers and EFCC
Fernadez from Mexico is Back with some crack
Was ur dad high on supply when he gave u that name?

At least it's better of than being a wannabe redpiller.. grin

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:43pm On Jan 09, 2022

Haakeem:
Ur points are pointless sir!

That is what a kid will say,if a Phd holder in physics explians Archimedes principle to the little boy. Wait till you reach purbety. Then come back and read this post again.

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Haakeem(m): 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

That is what a kid will say,if a Phd holder in physics explians Archimedes principle to the little boy. Wait till you reach purbety. Then come back and read this post again.

Your name says it all about you.

how would a sane adult like you name ur self sultanofpuna..

You need to grow up man you are nt longer a kid.

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Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:50pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

At least it's better of than being a wannabe redpiller..

Your type are obsessed with red pillers.
Its normal. I have bleeped hardcore feminist
No big deal.
I bleeped women who hate me. The sex was good thooo grin

So i dont take women opionon serious
I can smack the shit out of a hoe in milli seconds instead of her to leave me, she will still love me more. Women are just a mystery to understand until you swallow the red pill

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Your type are obsessed with red pillers.
Its normal. I have bleeped hardcore feminist
No big deal.
I bleeped women who hate me. The sex was good thooo
So i dont take women opionon serious
I can smack the shit out of a hoe in milli seconds and she will still love me more. Women are just a mystery to understand

How to identify a wannabe redpiller
Firstly they are always Makin mouth about their sexual escapede.. grin

Only a blockhead will believe anything that comes out from a wannabe redpiller..
Look for someone else to tell your lies to...it's easy to identify real men from boys.. grin

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 12:59pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

How to identify a wannabe redpiller
Firstly they are always Makin mouth about their sexual escapede..
Only a blockhead will believe anything that comes out from a wannabe redpiller..
Look for someone else to tell your lies to...it's easy to identify real men from boys..

Your father that is a real man, still he cant afford to buy zinc to roof of his Mud house.

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Your father that is a real man, still he cant afford to buy zinc to roof of his Mud house.

Second way to know a wannabe redpiller..they always react and their emotions can be easily toyed with like a remote control.. grin

You still want talk or you wan dey prove your lack of intelligence? grin

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 1:08pm On Jan 09, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Second way to know a wannabe redpiller..they always react and their emotions can be easily toyed with like a remote control..
You still want talk or you wan dey prove your lack of intelligence?

Its like nobody gave u attention when u were little
Thats you get happy whenever a redpiller pays attention to you. The worst part is youre a guy and a hardcore SIMP. Father Simpson

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:10pm On Jan 09, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Its like nobody gave u attention when u were little
Thats you get happy whenever a redpiller pays attention to you. The worst part is youre a guy and a hardcore SIMP. Father Simpson

Third way to know a wannabe redpiller..they are always switching words whenever they are out of point.. grin

You still wan talk or you wan continue to dey prove your lack of intelligence? grin

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by mediainc: 2:05pm On Jan 09, 2022

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Zhunnurayn(m): 10:08pm On Jan 10, 2022

SultanOfPuna:

Your father that is a real man, still he cant afford to buy zinc to roof of his Mud house.

Hello. Pls you mentioned access to a dark site containing drug cartel executions. I need the link for it, quote me let's talk, I'll pay if need be

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by Truvelisback(m): 10:32pm On Jan 10, 2022

Unfortunately, this the Sad truth. Women are more committed to things of God than men, yes. In every church in the women usually have the highest attendance. Infact, many men u see attending or u see being committed in the church are as a result of women or their wives.

Re: Pastors Are PIMPS. I Pity Women Church Mongers by SultanOfPuna: 1:23am On Jan 11, 2022

Zhunnurayn:

Hello. Pls you mentioned access to a dark site containing drug cartel executions. I need the link for it, quote me let's talk, I'll pay if need be

drop 5k. You need tor web browser to access the links.

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