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How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by jimmychang: 11:56pm On Jan 27, 2022
There was one banny I was chyking last year.The babe tall ,get yansh,get breast but I no know if she sabi cook sha.After like two weeks of persuasion, sweet mouth and bragging about my bed game she later showed up.

Babe was smelling nice, wearing a short gown sheeh!. I wanted to dive into her coochie sharply.So as not to appear too desperate I quickly adjusted my erection inside my pants.

I put on a romantic movie to put her in the mood while I placed a trade on Binance.Trade placed I cuddled with her .My eyes already eyeing her huge bossom.Goddamn!!!!...Yansh set like brand new benz. tongue

Fast forward, I had already ripped off her gown. ,grabbed her big ass ,my mouth and hands were doing the Lord's work.Babe was moaning wildly.Then the STUPID THOUGHT CAME.I use my free hand to check the trade.My portfolio was down by minus 50 percent embarassed embarassed.I lost the ability to see for two seconds.Better cold enter my body.My dick went limp all I could say was NO! NO!.She became scared.In the end she was consoling me but I couldn't do anything that night ,she gave me head but the oga dickson no gree rise .Na so big yansh and big breast just waste like that.Amanda I am not impotent ooh!!! Na crypto cause am. embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by HopeNeverDies: 12:21am On Jan 28, 2022
Damnnn grin grin grin
Lol..... I'm not sure I'm putting my money inside crypto again.. I'm okay with my daily 2odds.. grin grin.

Bitcoin is mad at times...

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by jimmychang: 12:32am On Jan 28, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn grin grin grin
Lol..... I'm not sure I'm putting my money inside crypto again.. I'm okay with my daily 2odds.. grin grin.

Bitcoin is mad at times...

Baba till now I never recover grin grin grin

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by worldclass68(m): 12:40am On Jan 28, 2022
Imagine waking up every morning and wonder if you have become richer or poorer.....



That's cryptocurrency...
Its has broken my hearts so tey, nothing fit break ham again cool.

Just imagine opening your app in public, and suddenly u shouted...YEH MODARAN MODARAN!!!!! ( I'm in big trouble)

And sometimes u just smile.......u re doing wellgrin grin grin

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Raymonjays007(m): 12:49am On Jan 28, 2022
Lol sorry cumrade
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Cholls(m): 12:52am On Jan 28, 2022
[sub][/sub]My brothers and sisters where there for get all these people wey dey open threads nowadays na... Just imagine! Sey watin you write no confuse you sef?
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by HayTerran: 1:10am On Jan 28, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn grin grin grin
Lol..... I'm not sure I'm putting my money inside crypto again.. I'm okay with my daily 2odds.. grin grin.

Bitcoin is mad at times...

Which one be that abeg
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Mophor: 1:50am On Jan 28, 2022
Issokay!!!
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Conner44: 1:54am On Jan 28, 2022
Op you want to puck barney and you think your pr1ck won’t fail you? angry

No naw

Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by WowSweetGuy(m): 2:06am On Jan 28, 2022
grin I swear. Even bet also when you check and ur game don cut or almost cut na so mood swing go just occur

Life remains hard?! We hope for better days ahead. Wahala no dey finish

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by HopeNeverDies: 4:05am On Jan 28, 2022
HayTerran:


Which one be that abeg

Boss.. nah betting sure most times!!! Once I make my money outta betting in a day, I buy wetin I wan buy ASAP... No stress! And yes, I don't bet with. #100 in order to win 1billion Naira... Only f0ols do that shiiii
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Shifi1: 7:17am On Jan 28, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn grin grin grin
Lol..... I'm not sure I'm putting my money inside crypto again.. I'm okay with my daily 2odds.. grin grin.

Bitcoin is mad at times...
Please I need this sure 2 odd boss
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Boogyman557: 7:21am On Jan 28, 2022
Holly Gram cool real matters on top real MATTERZ

EVERYBODY wit der OWN MATTERS.


LITE UP my WEED in peace..


WTF MAN
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Obimike30(m): 9:29am On Jan 28, 2022
Sport betting lol
HayTerran:


Which one be that abeg
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Obimike30(m): 9:32am On Jan 28, 2022
Send me a PM note at your own risk
Shifi1:

Please I need this sure 2 odd boss
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by JOACHINpedro: 9:54am On Jan 28, 2022
Na people wey get abundance peace of mind dey get erection nowadays cry
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by paulolee(m): 10:45am On Jan 28, 2022
crypto na heartbreaker, if u no get strong mind, avoid am
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by shilenji(m): 11:40am On Jan 28, 2022
This got me Rolling on the floor coz it's so relatable. E been get one day wey I place trade for morning before 30 mins I made three times my capital. I talk say today na for fun. I carry my big head go bar I order things worth 25k plus my swimming fee. One spirit just tell me make I place another trade since it's my lucky day. Omooooo I go swim one round say make I come balance chop things wey I order. As I settle down say make I check the progress naso I see soso liquidity all appetite just comot my body. Tears come dey roll down small small. I just laff am off say na life be that.

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by jimmychang: 12:40pm On Jan 28, 2022
shilenji:
This got me Rolling on the floor coz it's so relatable. E been get one day wey I place trade for morning before 30 mins I made three times my capital. I talk say today na for fun. I carry my big head go bar I order things worth 25k plus my swimming fee. One spirit just tell me make I place another trade since it's my lucky day. Omooooo I go swim one round say make I come balance chop things wey I order. As I settle down say make I check the progress naso I see soso liquidity all appetite just comot my body. Tears come dey roll down small small. I just laff am off say na life be that.


Sorry bro grin grin grin grin...Omo na bitter taste go just dey your mouth grin cheesy
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by jimmychang: 12:45pm On Jan 28, 2022
worldclass68:
Imagine waking up every morning and wonder if you have become richer or poorer.....



That's cryptocurrency...
Its has broken my hearts so tey, nothing fit break ham again cool.

Just imagine opening your app in public, and suddenly u shouted...YEH MODARAN MODARAN!!!!! ( I'm in big trouble)

And sometimes u just smile.......u re doing wellgrin grin grin


grin grin grin grin...mood swing 360 degrees

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by BigYash: 1:21pm On Jan 28, 2022
Op funny you grin grin grin grin. My guy called me,wan dey cry.. I tell am to calm down ,everything is gonna be okay..
The life no balance..
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by jimmychang: 3:05pm On Jan 28, 2022
BigYash:
Op funny you grin grin grin grin. My guy called me,wan dey cry.. I tell am to calm down ,everything is gonna be okay..
The life no balance..


Aswear we go dey alright las las
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Cokahot: 4:05pm On Jan 28, 2022
My survival funds have dropped from 3500 to 1700.
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Fakbrown: 4:40pm On Jan 28, 2022
Me was lashing, place trade, shorted axs at ath, na so my money go for vanishing, I use the pressure kuku scatter everywhere, Las Las ds crypto dem jux carry am come collect d poor masses money
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by HayTerran: 6:27pm On Jan 28, 2022
HopeNeverDies:


Boss.. nah betting sure most times!!! Once I make my money outta betting in a day, I buy wetin I wan buy ASAP... No stress! And yes, I don't bet with. #100 in order to win 1billion Naira... Only f0ols do that shiiii

Oga, how you go take teach us too na.... Crypto don finish me.
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Fame1309(f): 6:40pm On Jan 28, 2022
Shifi1:

Please I need this sure 2 odd boss
No sure odd.dont be received.
If in a week u are given 2odd every day, The probability u will win 4 is ok, not saying u are winning all 7.

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Sonnobax15(m): 7:19pm On Jan 28, 2022
grin
Ok
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jan 28, 2022
Boss abeg make I join you.. Crypto Don give me reasons to stay single
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn grin grin grin
Lol..... I'm not sure I'm putting my money inside crypto again.. I'm okay with my daily 2odds.. grin grin.

Bitcoin is mad at times...
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by LikeAking: 7:29pm On Jan 28, 2022
This virgin @ OP.

U don even see tootoo b4?

yen! yen!! yen!!!
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by Generalwoodz(m): 8:02pm On Jan 28, 2022
Who go run discord Invites ? I need like 1000 members for server before Monday.... Money no much Sha na ***$ and na me and you go share...DM for signature
Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by dabonny(m): 11:23pm On Jan 28, 2022
worldclass68:
Imagine waking up every morning and wonder if you have become richer or poorer.....



That's cryptocurrency...
Its has broken my hearts so tey, nothing fit break ham again cool.

Just imagine opening your app in public, and suddenly u shouted...YEH MODARAN MODARAN!!!!! ( I'm in big trouble)

And sometimes u just smile.......u re doing wellgrin grin grin



Fada lawd! I am laughing very hard at this comment.

What you painted here is nothing but the truth, only those who invested a reasonable amount of money can understand what you are talking about here.

I think I had the similar experience this year. I had exhibited everything you mentioned here, it's not funny at all

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Re: How Bitcoin Made Me Impotent by dabonny(m): 11:31pm On Jan 28, 2022
shilenji:
This got me Rolling on the floor coz it's so relatable. E been get one day wey I place trade for morning before 30 mins I made three times my capital. I talk say today na for fun. I carry my big head go bar I order things worth 25k plus my swimming fee. One spirit just tell me make I place another trade since it's my lucky day. Omooooo I go swim one round say make I come balance chop things wey I order. As I settle down say make I check the progress naso I see soso liquidity all appetite just comot my body. Tears come dey roll down small small. I just laff am off say na life be that.



Plz, kuku come and kill me in my aouz ooo, I have been laffing out loud for over a minute now, none stop, my people thought I don dey kolo for here, chai!!!!


May God bless our hustle jare

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