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Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by banku: 1:17am On Feb 15, 2022
DO NOT KICK TINUBU WHEN HE IS DOWN

Please note, this writer has never been a fan of Tinubu, the conqueror of Lagos State.

We were taught at home never to kick a man when he is down. The bathroom accident some Nigerians are making a mockery of is common to all the leaders at that age. Most of them have hidden it very well. If you decided on an old over-the-hill leader, you should not be surprised. It was only a couple of years ago that a similar picture came out about a powerful world leader on the golf course. It did not make a dent.

When former President Obasanjo anointed Ebele Jonathan as Vice-President, many people opined that he knew and supported sick Yar'Adua as President so that Jonathan could take over. They were vindicated when Yar'Adua became so incapacitated, his cabinet were calling the shots for the Vice-President. Right now, apart from the obvious, the well managed sickness of the present President is only speculative.


Does it make it right that invalids should be ruling the country at great financial burden to the country for several overseas medical trips? Of course the obvious answer is no! Tinubu is well past a deserved retirement in Iragbiji to reconcile with his mother's memorial for throwing her under the bus in order to rule Lagos. Prosecute him for greed and avarice but he should not be persecuted for old age or health reasons because of weak bodily functions.

Tinubu was more obsessed with a voracious appetite for greed than making time for regular exercise in a gym as he got older. He spent the time sitting down, weakening his behind, receiving visitors begging for stomach infrastructure. He micro-managed Lagos, appointing everyone including dog-catchers to various positions. He did all these to solidify his hold on Lagos and punish those that are too independent to bend to his will.

No amount of money, hospital visits or medication can replace strengthening all muscles in our body as we get older. It must be a regular part of daily activities. Twice or thrice a week at least. Men and women with far less resources than Tinubu, like poor Oshiomole, invest in a gym wherever they live. Unfortunately, if you start too late and allow your muscles to get weak, especially around the front and back, the power-house may lose their functions.

When those muscles for bodily functions become weak, men and women younger than Tinubu pad themselves very well. It might even look like a curved butt outside their clothes. A warning to admirers of ladies' creative bootylicious pad. Most people around the age of Tinubu that have lost both bodily and sexual functions are carefully diapered. Actually, younger politicians or dignitaries on long speaking or marathon engagements pad themselves well for the occasions.

Nevertheless, young ladies that have flavor for older men are deft at identifying agile men that can still perform nimbly in bed. These men exercise very well, sometimes overdoing it by getting injured at the gym or dead on a lady. They also make time for bathroom visits before they leave home, looking for a bathroom as soon as they arrive at an occasion or after.

Young people and men that are much younger than Tinubu may suffer from high blood pressure, diabetes or acute prostatitis. These are not debilitating diseases if caught early and well managed. For example, the first choice of blood pressure medication known as water-pill may require bathroom visits more often than usual. Once you find yourself in any of these categories, you drink and eat according to the advice of your doctor and nutritionist.

Therefore, Tinibu has nobody to blame but himself. All his aides and bodyguards protected him well during the bathroom accident. Tinubu has accumulated more than enough resources from Lagos State to buy all the management of his health risks right here in Lagos. If he is afraid that his private medical history may get out, his overseas visits are more often than most people for medical check-ups. But his priority is to keep a tab on every financial tab in Lagos not exercise.

The closest of the aides around him during the accident reacted subconsciously as anyone would when smelling a nauseating odor. He covered his nose in less than a second and jumped into action to cover his boss. News media captured his natural reaction in a still picture within a second. It will be unwise to fire him for that. Indeed, it may be counter productive because he could open up other accidents the public knew little about. Hard to prevent accidental bag leaks.

Tinubu must take personal responsibility for this bathroom malfunction. When your priority is how to greedily capture most of the resources of Lagos State and plant most members of your families to corner all the incomes at the expense of your own health, blame yourself. Even a smart powerful man that uses every part of his brain for greed and avarice, may have little time left for gym and exercise that would strengthen his bodily or same sexual muscle functions.

Greed has a way of catching up with us. We were taught about greed and character when growing up with basic needs like food. Even when we were taught never to eat outside, some of us could not resist Iya Fatai's rice, two demiyan or shekesin. If you were caught, you were well disciplined by chopping cane not sugarcane. It was all about building character from basic needs. Our parents would not stop there, they call you all kinds of names defining greed as:

Ole! Omo Atojubole, mobi obe dun. Omo okele, obu odi saya. Oloju rangandanrokandan! Tinubu, see your life. Ileke ti ko ja sile, a ja sita.


Source: Farouk Martins Aresa
https://www.thenigerianvoice.com/news/305906/do-not-kick-tinubu-when-he-is-down.html

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by uthlaw: 1:48am On Feb 15, 2022
Nobody is kicking him,he should rest at home,we don't need another buhari that will be travelling to London for tour....
Peter obi or yemi osibanjo can do better!

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by ResidentSnitch(f): 1:48am On Feb 15, 2022
Nice... You write well.
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by Proudlyomonna: 2:06am On Feb 15, 2022
If He is that don't you think it's suicidal to gun for a country like Nija wey wahala no get break time??
Nija wahala no be 70 years old man mate I�

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by colorsofrainbow: 2:12am On Feb 15, 2022
banku:
DO NOT KICK TINUBU WHEN HE IS DOWN

Please note, this writer has never been a fan of Tinubu, the conqueror of Lagos State.

We were taught at home never to kick a man when he is down. The bathroom accident some Nigerians are making a mockery of is common to all the leaders at that age. Most of them have hidden it very well. If you decided on an old over-the-hill leader, you should not be surprised. It was only a couple of years ago that a similar picture came out about a powerful world leader on the golf course. It did not make a dent.

When former President Obasanjo anointed Ebele Jonathan as Vice-President, many people opined that he knew and supported sick Yar'Adua as President so that Jonathan could take over. They were vindicated when Yar'Adua became so incapacitated, his cabinet were calling the shots for the Vice-President. Right now, apart from the obvious, the well managed sickness of the present President is only speculative.


Does it make it right that invalids should be ruling the country at great financial burden to the country for several overseas medical trips? Of course the obvious answer is no! Tinubu is well past a deserved retirement in Iragbiji to reconcile with his mother's memorial for throwing her under the bus in order to rule Lagos. Prosecute him for greed and avarice but he should not be persecuted for old age or health reasons because of weak bodily functions.

Tinubu was more obsessed with a voracious appetite for greed than making time for regular exercise in a gym as he got older. He spent the time sitting down, weakening his behind, receiving visitors begging for stomach infrastructure. He micro-managed Lagos, appointing everyone including dog-catchers to various positions. He did all these to solidify his hold on Lagos and punish those that are too independent to bend to his will.

No amount of money, hospital visits or medication can replace strengthening all muscles in our body as we get older. It must be a regular part of daily activities. Twice or thrice a week at least. Men and women with far less resources than Tinubu, like poor Oshiomole, invest in a gym wherever they live. Unfortunately, if you start too late and allow your muscles to get weak, especially around the front and back, the power-house may lose their functions.

When those muscles for bodily functions become weak, men and women younger than Tinubu pad themselves very well. It might even look like a curved butt outside their clothes. A warning to admirers of ladies' creative bootylicious pad. Most people around the age of Tinubu that have lost both bodily and sexual functions are carefully diapered. Actually, younger politicians or dignitaries on long speaking or marathon engagements pad themselves well for the occasions.

Nevertheless, young ladies that have flavor for older men are deft at identifying agile men that can still perform nimbly in bed. These men exercise very well, sometimes overdoing it by getting injured at the gym or dead on a lady. They also make time for bathroom visits before they leave home, looking for a bathroom as soon as they arrive at an occasion or after.

Young people and men that are much younger than Tinubu may suffer from high blood pressure, diabetes or acute prostatitis. These are not debilitating diseases if caught early and well managed. For example, the first choice of blood pressure medication known as water-pill may require bathroom visits more often than usual. Once you find yourself in any of these categories, you drink and eat according to the advice of your doctor and nutritionist.

Therefore, Tinibu has nobody to blame but himself. All his aides and bodyguards protected him well during the bathroom accident. Tinubu has accumulated more than enough resources from Lagos State to buy all the management of his health risks right here in Lagos. If he is afraid that his private medical history may get out, his overseas visits are more often than most people for medical check-ups. But his priority is to keep a tab on every financial tab in Lagos not exercise.

The closest of the aides around him during the accident reacted subconsciously as anyone would when smelling a nauseating odor. He covered his nose in less than a second and jumped into action to cover his boss. News media captured his natural reaction in a still picture within a second. It will be unwise to fire him for that. Indeed, it may be counter productive because he could open up other accidents the public knew little about. Hard to prevent accidental bag leaks.

Tinubu must take personal responsibility for this bathroom malfunction. When your priority is how to greedily capture most of the resources of Lagos State and plant most members of your families to corner all the incomes at the expense of your own health, blame yourself. Even a smart powerful man that uses every part of his brain for greed and avarice, may have little time left for gym and exercise that would strengthen his bodily or same sexual muscle functions.

Greed has a way of catching up with us. We were taught about greed and character when growing up with basic needs like food. Even when we were taught never to eat outside, some of us could not resist Iya Fatai's rice, two demiyan or shekesin. If you were caught, you were well disciplined by chopping cane not sugarcane. It was all about building character from basic needs. Our parents would not stop there, they call you all kinds of names defining greed as:

Ole! Omo Atojubole, mobi obe dun. Omo okele, obu odi saya. Oloju rangandanrokandan! Tinubu, see your life. Ileke ti ko ja sile, a ja sita.


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Story story stooorrryyy!
Tinubu backed you guys when you guys embarked on such terrible campaign of animosity in 2014 against oga Jonathan so don't come here to claim victim.
He ordered shooting of endsars protesters and now he wants to be president with so much blood in his hands.
Talking about his age. Is Tinubu not 69 again? grin grin
Enjoy the disgrace while it lasts. It's not yet even started. Nemesis will definitely catch up with him.

Meanwhile,You remember this right?

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by chukwuibuipob: 3:46am On Feb 15, 2022
sad All will be WELL
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by CharleyBright(m): 4:03am On Feb 15, 2022
Well written piece that truly depicts the avaricious Tinubu.
But my question is; how many of your Yoruba folks will agree with you?
Just as the yorubas helped to compulsorily impose a half dead Buhari on the Nation, they are also very ready to foist an ailing Tinubu on the Nation, forgetting that when the head is sick, the body is sick.
The SW should think well on who they want. They didn't think well on their choice of Buhari, they don't seem to be thinking well choosing Tinubu.
Affliction shall not rise again.

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by F22RAPTOR(m): 4:13am On Feb 15, 2022
Nobody is kicking him oga. This old man is obviously sick, why not go rest and properly take care of himself? He is setting himself up for bigger disgrace. It will never be well with all those supporting him and all the psychophants urging him on because of their greed.

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by faceland: 4:15am On Feb 15, 2022
Is he down?

Let him stop forcing himself on people then go and play with his grandchildren in UK,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXmiFYMy1m8

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by Invictuse: 5:02am On Feb 15, 2022
Foolish igbos gorging themselves over Tinubu. The foolishness from this tribe is so appalling.

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by EmirGold(m): 5:10am On Feb 15, 2022
F22RAPTOR:
Nobody is kicking him oga. This old man is obviously sick, why not go rest and properly take care of himself? He is setting himself up for bigger disgrace. It will never be well with all those supporting him and all the psychophants urging him on because of their greed.
may God continue to protect BAT, our incoming president

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by EmirGold(m): 5:11am On Feb 15, 2022
Invictuse:
Foolish igbos gorging themselves over Tinubu. The foolishness from this tribe is so appalling.
nah so we see am, i think the thing is hereditary, don't blame them
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by agulion: 6:54am On Feb 15, 2022
Invictuse:
Foolish igbos gorging themselves over Tinubu. The foolishness from this tribe is so appalling.
. You and father will still come and beg for unity and one Nigeria , local Yoruba Muslim miscreants

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by BloomingDale(f): 7:37am On Feb 15, 2022
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:43am On Feb 15, 2022
Invictuse:
Foolish igbos gorging themselves over Tinubu. The foolishness from this tribe is so appalling.
Seun lalasticlala Oam4j Dominique mynd44
Rule 2
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:44am On Feb 15, 2022
EmirGold:
may God continue to protect BAT, our incoming president
Your POO-PEE messaih

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Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by Ejebleje: 9:15am On Feb 15, 2022
Where is his wife in all these? This is the reason why most men marry ladies significantly younger, so that I their old age, they can "cover" them.

Let her come back home and manage her husband and that includes talking sense into him,unless they're no longer together and it's not yet out
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by Truthisunique2: 9:17am On Feb 15, 2022
You people from ojota rediculed GEJ all because he was minority

You even took your low to wishing him dead and carrying casket giving him and his mum trauma
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by Truthisunique2: 9:19am On Feb 15, 2022
Ejebleje:
Where is his wife in all these? This is the reason why most men marry ladies significantly younger, so that I their old age, they can "cover" them.

Let her come back home and manage her husband and that includes talking sense into him,unless they're no longer together and it's not yet out
the "wife" Na tiger on her own

Nothing womanly about her, fighting men and playing dirty politics have finished her
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by todaynewsreview: 9:24am On Feb 15, 2022
You've spoken well. It may be his life long ambition but his health should come first. God knows best. As per exercising, he may be advise to take out time for golfing too. Guess that's a noble sport for the elites.
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by mmanwuijele: 9:32am On Feb 15, 2022
Kick? OP take time o. U want make old man piss dirty my canvas?
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by PenSniper: 9:35am On Feb 15, 2022
Did Tinubu not kick Pa Reuben's family and the Yoruba when our daughter was assassinated ?
What goes round, comes round.
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by zionmde: 9:37am On Feb 15, 2022
If your argument is that he isn't fit to be the president, its very ok, but mocking his health status is very wrong. Old age is nothing something to mock a human for
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by banku: 12:11pm On Feb 15, 2022
zionmde:
If your argument is that he isn't fit to be the president, its very ok, but mocking his health status is very wrong. Old age is nothing something to mock a human for

Yoruba have better characters to chose from but those hating Tinubu make him relevant.
Re: Do Not Kick Tinubu When He Is Down by laiperi: 4:27pm On Apr 15, 2022
When you are down Tinubu would execute you.

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