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For The Ladies by IBenardoo(m): 9:09pm On Mar 02, 2022
FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to
marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest.
Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you
will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your
breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent
and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and
bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship,
so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship
nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the
boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The
buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is
coming to take his own share. Even married men are
collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all
you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased
very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the
buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have
gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local
government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour
and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with
speed. At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age
faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both
the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral
curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and
twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid
had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with
men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I
saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking
those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying
only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you
should accept a man and settle down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young
guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married.
They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young
at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies
age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature,
guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be
looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.

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Re: For The Ladies by Dawn91(m): 9:14pm On Mar 02, 2022
[s]
IBenardoo:
FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to
marry you. They are all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest.
Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook, you
will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your
breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips are succulent
and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and
bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little
thing, you break up. In your mind, there are many fishes in the
ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for relationship,
so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months,
you break up again and start another one. You are like hot
akara. You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship
nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the
boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The
buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the
romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is
coming to take his own share. Even married men are
collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all
you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below
10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are
unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased
very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the
buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have
gone wrong. The tummy is out by the day, your local
government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour
and the armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with
speed. At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age
faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with both
the ones from a cursed family and the ones from ancestral
curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and
twisting your body like snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid
had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with
men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I
saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking
those who are above 30 and still single, I still am not saying
only those who marry at 25 have the best marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you
should accept a man and settle down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young
guys of 30-35 won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married.
They even married girls of 22-27. They will still look so young
at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies
age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature,
guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be
looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.
[/s]

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Re: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(m): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]
abeg gettat
Re: For The Ladies by Dawn91(m): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2022
[s]
IBenardoo:
abeg gettat
[/s]

And you think you have a brain?
[img]https://c./HjUdWiHjvbYAAAAM/eating-popcorn-watching.gif[/img]

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Re: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(m): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]

And you think you have a brain?
[img]https://c./HjUdWiHjvbYAAAAM/eating-popcorn-watching.gif[/img]
please use your time to do something helpful to your life
Just lemme ok
Re: For The Ladies by Dawn91(m): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2022
[s]
IBenardoo:
please use your time to do something helpful to your life
Just lemme ok
[/s]

Re: For The Ladies by helinues: 9:25pm On Mar 02, 2022
Shiloh awaits some of them..

grin
Re: For The Ladies by IBenardoo(m): 9:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]
sorry is that you falling like an slowpoke, try me and am gonna kick your ass next time
Re: For The Ladies by Dawn91(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2022
[s]
IBenardoo:
sorry is that you falling like an slowpoke, try me and am gonna kick your ass next time
[/s]
You are looking for who will deal with you abi?

[img]https://c./HjUdWiHjvbYAAAAM/eating-popcorn-watching.gif[/img]
Re: For The Ladies by Nobody: 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2022
Senseless and illogical post
Re: For The Ladies by Ulunne777(f): 10:05pm On Mar 02, 2022
Useless post.

Plsss how many more threads about women on this Nl?

Romance section:my girl has done this
Family section:My wife has done this
Politics section:A woman has done that
Diaries section: Overcoming women
Celebrities: Clitocurrency at work

Tufia!
Chukwu napu ekwensu ike!
Re: For The Ladies by Botking: 11:16pm On Mar 02, 2022
The massages should apply to men also
Re: For The Ladies by 1838ei: 5:31am On Mar 03, 2022
[s]
helinues:
Shiloh awaits some of them..

grin
[/s]
Re: For The Ladies by Nobody: 6:27am On Mar 03, 2022
I see a lot of people getting angry and canceling OP's post, some of them are even insulting the OP and his post undecided...

But the reality of things is what the OP wrote up there and if you're offended by it, it therefore means that you're either being overly sentimental or you're blind undecided...

For most ladies out there, your 20's the age when men from different Calibre come after you, you're most sort after ("beauti-cally" speaking) and lots of men are willing to do almost anything to get your attention...

Let's face it, that can more or less be considered as your prime age (contextually speaking) and it's "normal" to see ladies be very rude to men, it's normal to see them be super disrespectful and the likes...

But after that, let's say in your 30's, your look starts to depreciate (for lots of women) and men your age and below, won't wanna end up with you anymore and as such your options reduces....

Of course, this only applies for women who intend to get married...
Re: For The Ladies by SmartPolician: 7:07am On Mar 03, 2022
Ulunne777:
Useless post.

Plsss how many more threads about women on this Nl?

Romance section:my girl has done this
Family section:My wife has done this
Politics section:A woman has done that
Diaries section: Overcoming women
Celebrities: Clitocurrency at work

Tufia!
Chukwu napu ekwensu ike!

Remove politics from that list.
Nobody has the time for women in that section.
People discuss more important things in political section.
BTW, you ladies should consider creating threads about guys and men to annul the number of threads about women and girls.

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