Sweet T:

When i get married, i will encourage my wife to keep looking good like the first day we met. I will not enforce it on her but lead by example i.e working out, looking nice, nice outfits etc. And if she ask me why i look so good, i will tell her "it's all for you Baby". I'm sure she will get the picture and reciprocate my gesture. I will also let her know how much i care for her and want her to be happy at all cost. I will flirt with her a lot like we are some high schoolers, whatever it's out there she can get it at home and even better. So help me God !!!

D-reloaded:

Nice. Let's hope you keep your word

D-reloaded:

I hope all is well, almond.

D-reloaded:

I hope all is well, almond.

Frankies:


How do you expect all to be well with the fool when her whole wide world is for everyone in nairaland to have a bad marriage like her. Thats why she doesnt want to hear anything positive in anyother 's marriage.

I have a sweet marriage and I am proud of my wife anytime anyday.

@ almondjoy
Bath with 10 litres of fuel and go to hell. You cheap pessimistic fellow.

nwando:

almondddddddddddddddddddddd
I'm here trying to eat the remains of my thanksgiving dinner.
Do you want me to vomit on my keyboard?

please where did the she goat mentrual fluid story come from
does it happen.

why did I ask

Now I'm really feeling queasy

almondjoy:

Sorry oh! Those were not meant for you eyes my sister ooooooooooooooooooooh. I just love to cuss this Nairaland masturbating machine! Happy thanksgiving ooooooooooooooooooh!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just try and stay away from the "Cranberry Sauce"--so you are not reminded of those things!

As for the story being real--Frankies and his family from generation to generation have participated in such rituals--go and read his posts!

I guess to spice up the relationship of a marriage he has with the she-goat he calls his wife!

Frankies:



Like I have always told you , you stupid almondjoy

Get a brain. You sound so senseless altime. god!!!!!!

omoge:

I laughed at your yabis, almondjoy. . . . 

Frankie, eyaaa   

almondjoy:
Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch!

Frankies:

@ almondjoy

Get this into that your empty skull. Sometimes I imagine how useless and idiotic you are in real life. I can bet you are a frustrated sex slave looking for solace online.

I can never be tired of a fool like you .I have better things to attend to than having the whole time in the world for a flat-assed and son-handling idiot like you, desperately waiting for her patrons. Cheap slut.

You sound so backward and illiterate.I have always told you that all you lost in your stupidity , you greatly gained in your foolishness. Get a life you old confused armpit-smelling person.

I will crush you till you become reasonable.Always ready for a knuckle-headed clown like you.

But I will never allow a repulsive ugly owl like you to interfer in my serious time.

Idiot

almondjoy:

Frankies the "Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch!

almondjoy:

You are used to smelling armpits and crotches since your head is buried in there for 23 out of 24 hours a day. I may have a "smelly armpit attracting you" but your gangrenous jello of a dickie can never attract even the lava in my commode! Only armpit? Scoot down a little and have the real "scent of a woman"! Not like the "dinghy county bush pig" you call a wife at your motel-home in "Gboko" who smells like she is on her period every single day.--RAW DECAYING PIECE OF PIG FLESH!!!! With dried flakes of unwashed blood trailing her all over the place--since you encouraged her not to bathe--even ever since she had all those piglets you call kids! The ultimate attraction for your baboonic nostrils.

Son handling? Oh please--be original! You keep sleeping with your mother and I will keep handling my sons! Illiterate wretch like you. Go to technology and programming section and display your ignorance. You Idumota goat phocking son of a bleached LovePeddler!!! I have "fuctarded" a Hummer and need a driver like you to send to the market for transport livestock and vegetables for our family use! Leave Nigeria first--then you can find out how cheap I am as a slut I am very popular in Las Vegas!

jkpretty:

@Administrator
Can we have a court section on nairaland, where people can carry their case to instead on using threads, we have enough lawyers on Nairaland that would be of help. seriously but i wish their could be.

newakata:

Act pleasantly busy all day and then when he falls asleep, wake him with firm kisses on his "package". Suck him til he quakes - and let him know you had been craving the taste of his "pole" all day - and then go to bed- WITHOUT- requiring any servicing from him.

carnal:

Date each other as if you weren't married. Dress up, wear make up, cologne/perfume. Recreate your early years. Meet each other on site and pretend as though you're meeting for the first time–or have your partner pick you up from work or home. The whole idea is to go all out.

hotstuff06:

I have been married for 7 yrs now. Still consider myself a newly wed so I am so excited about this thread and hope people can keep contributing to it.

Here are part of what we do to spice thing up.
We still go on dates once every 2 weeks
Our sex life has never been better. We never wait for each otehr to initiate sex. The policy is u want, come get it.
We do a lot of experimenting when it comes to our sexual life. This is the 1 person i have vowed to have sex with for the rest of my life. So to keep it hot and steamy, we usually try new things. Most of the time, I BRING IT UP and my hubby is always in awe. One time he said, "so which one are we doing today", lol
When we finished out dream home, I took the kids to my in-laws. Got the key to the new house and christened every nook and cranny of the house with my hubby (hope u understand that)
I always make sure my hubby seem to be in control of everything.
I never belittle him either in front of others or when we are alone. There are ways of telling a man what you want without making him feel like nothing.
When we make love, i tell him what i want and how i want it, no shame is that. If he calls me ashawo, I call him my only customer.
When we have misunderstandings, I never let either one of us sleep until the issue is resolved. If it means we do not sleep all night, then so be it, but its got to be resolved before AM.

So far God has been so good to us, it hasn't been easy but just like my mama told me, "u have to keep watering and nuturing your garden to produce beautiful flowers".

Fhemmmy:

You have made God the foundation and that has made your marriage great and good for you and wish u the best.
See all the red bold, those are things that are very important.
Most Nigerian women want the man to always initiate sex and when he refused for some time, the woman assume, the man must be cheating.
Some Nigerian men will think the woman is bad if she is too experimental, so you are blessed.
Some women will talk to the man anyhow and yet want the best of him.
So your mama trained you well and you doing great.

hotstuff06:

Thank u Fhemmy.

Ladies, please take time to always look your best for your husband. Just because u are married does not mean you can't take time to get your hair and nails done.
Just because u are married does not mean you can't even look better than you were prior to marriage.
Marriage is the beginnng of a journey and not a destination.

Thease are a few things I do every first day of the year (adopted from my mama ad not old school at all)
1.) compare my before an after pics and praise my hubby for a job well done taking care of me. Of course I do all the work getting in shape and trying to look my best. 2.) I thank him for being a good father to our children.
3) I pray for him
4) I cook his favorite meal and spend the remainder of the day praising God.
He tells me these few things makes him feel like a king. Of couse, our home is his castle, so he should feel like one.