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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by falcon01: 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2022

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by illicit(m): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2022

My student a girl once asked me in my office for the meaning of "orgasm"

I refused to provide an answer

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Englishisamust: 1:40pm On Mar 30, 2022

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by youngrhosy(m): 1:40pm On Mar 30, 2022

you don come? *o ti de*

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Wealthoptulent(m): 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2022

Kimiso:
Some questions can also make someone feel annoyed or embarrassed in public,have never experienced silly questions before and i pray not to ever experience it so to the bloggers here share your experiences

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Fourtygees: 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2022

Why did the train driver not jump the bomb, on the railway track? I just stood silent looking at the idiot

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Allisgud: 1:42pm On Mar 30, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

I give u hand

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by SyrusdeHansome(m): 1:42pm On Mar 30, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

Madam u no de tire? why is it dat ur life revolves around sex? Prick go soon bite u

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by 0taPiaPia(m): 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2022

A waitress once asked me " sir are you the one to pay for this order" ( some bottles and fish). I answered " no, my younger bro is on his way to pay the bills" undecided

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by BluntCrazeMan: 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2022

Skyfornia:
The most common silly question asked by Nigerians is 'When you go marry?'

Hahahahahahaaaaaaa

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Farid24224(m): 1:45pm On Mar 30, 2022

She called me 1:00AM in the morning and ask me whether am sleeping... undecided

No, am picking beans... Shediot!!

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by sinkhole: 1:46pm On Mar 30, 2022

Bahamas95:
1. When they see you very early in the morning........"You don wake"?
No, I still dey sleep.

2. Sunday morning with a bible in your hand......."You dey go church"?
No, I dey go Sabo market.

3. Pregnant woman who just delivered......"Madam you don born"?
No, I chop overfeeding before.

Etc....... Nigerians are fond of asking annoying questions.

questions they already know or can vividly see the answer, they will still ask!
A mother will go out and come back, say around 6pm and ask her children or even her husband, are you hungry? Instead of going strait to the kitchen and start cooking!

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by EgunMogaji2: 1:47pm On Mar 30, 2022

Kimiso:
Some questions can also make someone feel annoyed or embarrassed in public,have never experienced silly questions before and i pray not to ever experience it so to the bloggers here share your experiences

Is that street legal? As we were both sitting at a stoplight. And the other one. Does it use petrol? As I am physically putting petrol in the gas tank with the nozzle in the tank.

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by 0taPiaPia(m): 1:48pm On Mar 30, 2022

Fourtygees:
Why did the train driver not jump the bomb, on the railway track? I just stood silent looking at the idiot

Sorry comrade. He is a fan of subway surfer grin

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by CryptoClub2018: 1:53pm On Mar 30, 2022

Riders love to ask drivers on uber or bolt silly questions like "is the AC on"

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Kimiso(m): 1:53pm On Mar 30, 2022

seunmohmoh:
Him: Watin be your name?
Me:Oluwaseun
Him :You be yoruba?
Me:Yes.
Him:Na lie, you resemble foreigner. You sure say u be yoruba?

Me :*walks out* Mafejopami.

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by jubrilELsudan: 1:53pm On Mar 30, 2022

WHEN YOU ARE FVCKING A NIGERIAN GIRL THEN SHE WILL ASK YOU WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR ME

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Nobody: 1:56pm On Mar 30, 2022

When you ask me that kind question i will just de look at you like a dog,

why you come ask me say u don eat, u don sheet finish, u don wake up, ahhh i won't answer you all those question

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by shantti(m): 2:00pm On Mar 30, 2022

Someone sees me on the way
Him: "Chineke!!!!! Na u be this!!!!
Me: "I doubt"

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Ustec: 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2022

Are you dead now? undecided

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by lalalista: 2:03pm On Mar 30, 2022

One stupid person asked me, don't you want to be pregnant?

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by DominionGreat: 2:04pm On Mar 30, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

All you could think of is sex?

You need help

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by seyz91(m): 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2022

Only sex your gender know and without it you people are so irrelevant to this planet

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by femshadrach(m): 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

You are not serious...... Shey bi he ask you maybe to put more effort..... To hit the right spot

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by treatise: 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2022

I unusually asked a married woman (wedded about 2 years ago) if she had given birth; it turned out that she is yet to conceive . I felt bad for asking that question.

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Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Promzone(m): 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2022

i remember when i was little, the caretaker came to our house to ask for rent money(he collect on behalf of the landlord)
the other tenant knows him too
then i stupidly ask her just outside the house where other tenants are "mummy what's that man looking for in our house"

that day i chop hot knock for head grin

Re: Silliest Question You Ever Heard From Someone To You by Ajehkpako4naija(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Lol

During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

don't mind Dem, na we dey focus, we dig dip without talking, we only yell when we want to cum

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