Hit my first million in trading crypto on April fool's day in 2015. Couldn't believe my eyes on the zeros I was seeing.

Till today, I still think it's a prank gone right. Gawd.

Oh my God.

Back then in school when I was in sebia, someone called me and said my dad is dead, oh boy I was so angry and furious but eventually he died that same month 22nd April. Hmmmm!


Rest in peace papa!

Flier:
Lol that was March 31 2011,told my girl friend that I had sex with her sis... could have died by now had it been I didn’t tell her the truth before I started eating .
The evil lady poisoned my food

Yeehh!
nawa oo

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

mehn ! my boyfriend called me this morning that he wants to breakup that he heard some horrible story about me and hung up after calling earlier this morning to fix time to hangout this evening .... I was kind of heart broken but I called back to find out the stories he had . he shouted April fool like I was mad! then lmao

Okortor:
Told my grandma that her last child just had an accident and she should start coming to Lagos, just to scare her on April fool's day on the 1st April 2017

That's how Grandma developed HBP and died few days later.

I keep regretting it daily.

Nawa for you oo
see the kind prank you dey give old woman
no be everybody them dey prank oo
May her soul RIP

That Aunty said there is no school tommorrow

Out of 22 pupils in class 5

Only 4 came to school the following morning


Nearly every teacher beat me

Elianawalker:
it's either you are lying... if you are not, then that's a very dumb thing for a matured man to do...

Why do you ladies abuse so freely? No home training?? Is that the way you behave at home? You must be from a very poor background. From my post you will see it's an April fool and many people do some foolish things on that day...

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

Lols...are you expecting me to tell you? Free your our wife

Text my chairman, around 00:05 today that BAT is the consensus candidate of APC for next year Presidential Poll . I sent an edited picture of APC chairman lifting Tinubu hand .
Around 07.30am he called me that we have somewhere to go ASAP .
I dressed without eating , and followed him . We went to one of his old sites in bush .
I didn’t know , he had food and fruits in the boot.
He told me to sit we have something to discuss. He asked why should I prank him ?
I told him today is April 1 . He laughed and said for pranking him , we will be in the bush till 07.30pm . And no food or water for me .
As I’m typing this , he has eaten breakfast and lunch without giving me . I’ve begged , deleted the edited picture , and even deleted my picture edit app , he has been laughing . He said I should make bed and sleep .
And there’s no fruit tree around . E don be today for me !!! I’m even cashless or card less ( as if I’ve money in the bank ) .
It will take me about 2 hours to trek and come out road or even see a nearby house .
I’ve been sleeping and waking up in hunger .
In fact as a Catholic, today is Friday , Stations of the Cross , I’ll convert today to fasting . By 4 , I’ll walk around the site reciting stations of the cross .
Who send me ? Mumu me don buy market .

Dmacqh:
Text my chairman, around 00:05 today that BAT is the consensus candidate of APC for next year Presidential Poll . I sent an edited picture of APC chairman lifting Tinubu hand .
Around 07.30am he called me that we have somewhere to go ASAP .
I dressed without eating , and followed him . We went to one of his old sites in bush .
I didn’t know , he had food and fruits in the boot.
He told me to sit we have something to discuss. He asked why should I prank him ?
I told him today is April 1 . He laughed and said for pranking him , we will be in the bush till 07.30pm . And no food or water for me .
As I’m typing this , he has eaten breakfast and lunch without giving me . I’ve begged , deleted the edited picture , and even deleted my picture edit app , he has been laughing . He said I should make bed and sleep .
And there’s no fruit tree around . E don be today for me !!! I’m even cashless or card less ( as if I’ve money in the bank ) .
It will take me about 2 hours to trek and come out road or even see a nearby house .
I’ve been sleeping and waking up in hunger .
In fact as a Catholic, today is Friday , Stations of the Cross , I’ll convert today to fasting . By 4 , I’ll walk around the site reciting stations of the cross .
Who send me ? Mumu me don buy market .

April fool

Skyfornia:


Lols...are you expecting me to tell you? Free your our wife

Skyfornia:
There was a lady that was madly in love with me but I wasn't feeling her...we were both living in asaba before I relocated to another state. So on this very April 1st, I lied to her that I'm in asaba and currently hanging out in a popular bar, she asked if she can come join me and I said yes..according to her, it was raining heavily in asaba that night but she defiled all odds and entered the rain to come meet her lover(me)...she got to the bar and asked for my spot, I told her to come upstairs, she came upstairs and couldn't find me, she was shivering cause of cold...she said she is upstairs and can't see me, I told her to come to the toilet that I went to pee...omo the girl was doing as instructed cause she was madly in love and eager to see me...it was when she entered the toilet and couldn't find me that I told her it is a prank(April fool)...

This girl never forgive me up till today even though she is married now...though I regretted my actions.

Any time we spoke on phone she always remind me of that incident and will end up asking me to send her airtime so she will forgive me...I have been sending airtime o and she still never forgive or forget

She named her first child ( a boy) after me...

OKAFOR's law will soon play

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

He's the one

I dont actually like the idea of pranking someone or been pranked by someone.


One of the worst prank i witnessed was .

A lady asked her friend to call her fiance to tell her that she slumped in her room .
On hearing the message, the guy almost ran mad , he's heart was beating fast he was confused , he immediately called the lady's sister to tell her what happened on hearing that , the aunty had a heart attack , her BP rose high . Her niece who stays few meters away was also informed she fainted on the road they were all quickly rushed to hospital. One of her uncle summoned courage to drive throughout the night , unfortunately he knocked down a soldier. He spend six months with torture in Guard room .


Few minutes later she called that it was just a prank ( April fool ) up till today her aunt and niece haven't forgiven her , her marriage has been ups and down the guy never see good in her . The uncle hasn't spoken anything about it

Frank25:
Hello nairalanders today is regarded as world pranks day...., let's share pranks that went wrong.

Mine was when i told my dad that i impregnanted three ladies in our compound, the reaction my dad ignited gave goosepumps and chills down my body

Till today i am still regreting why i made that move.

DaRuud:

I dont actually like the idea of pranking someone or been pranked by someone.


One of the worst prank i witnessed was .

A lady asked her friend to call her fiance to tell her that she slumped in her room .
On hearing the message, the guy almost ran mad , he's heart was beating fast he was confused , he immediately called the lady's sister to tell her what happened on hearing that , the aunty had a heart attack , her BP rose high . Her niece who stays few meters away was also informed she fainted on the road they were all quickly rushed to hospital. One of her uncle summoned courage to drive throughout the night , unfortunately he knocked down a soldier. He spend six months with torture in Guard room .


Few minutes later she called that it was just a prank ( April fool ) up till today her aunt and niece haven't forgiven her , her marriage has been ups and down the guy never see good in her . The uncle hasn't spoken anything about it

Wow! Just wow!

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

This is violence

nickyj19:
I never see you here ooooo. @Boogyman557 coz you are
every where today and I keep following you. am
waiting for your April fool experience

Holly Gram My Gee!


Na Holly GROUND I de since oo!


I don SHOW back now..


Na to SHINE disco LITE 4 Every TREND!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Legendrysailor:
Hell yeah !!!!!

I told my girlfriend dat my account was hacked and every dime I had in my account was gone but d babe no gree fall for d prank instead she sent me 100k to be eating at least before we look for a way to solve d issue.

I had to tell her dat it was a prank and she just looked at me and took a sigh of relief. Omo na dat day I know say I get better woman

i can see you are a liverpool fan

Chaos14:
i can see you are a liverpool fan

Yes bro how about you

Legendrysailor:

Yes bro how about you

of course but salah is leaving soon

Chaos14:
of course but salah is leaving soon

He won't bro trust me

Legendrysailor:


He won't bro trust me

I hope so too