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Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU QUESTIONS*** 1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping? Ans: "No! I'm picking beans." 2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain? Ans:"No! In the next one." 3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: "I want to wash it for u." 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?" Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl." 5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?" Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me." 6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers? Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!" 7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!! 8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?" Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE! 9.When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!! Guys... Keep it rolloing.... 14 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by realsammie(m): 11:03pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
;Dand if any idiot ask u"is dis a joke" tell him no, is a luv letter 2 his mum... 6 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by swtchicgurl: 11:23pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
what kind of joke is this? |
Re: Answers That Work by dani1luv: 3:15pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
. . .you posted a Joke and someone still asks "where is the joke" ANS: Inside Mukina's bra 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by angelz(f): 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
cant say its funny, but it keeps me smiling along with d responses |
Re: Answers That Work by Gr8Animash: 5:34pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Is this a joke'?? 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Ruqaya(f): 1:17pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
Funny |
Re: Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 3:26pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??FooOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL |
Re: Answers That Work by Tsmooth1(m): 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name. 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 7:41pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
T-smooth: 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
@Gr8Anima(sh)l.. If it's notta joke, thn it's ur catastrophic dicccccckhead! Okoma!! |
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 10:32am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??No!! It's a warning... 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by pawesome(m): 10:32am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Laugh wn kill me 4 hia...u̶̲̥̅̊ jst came bk frm sch or work or generally,u̶̲̥̅̊ jst came hum n de ask,re u̶̲̥̅̊ back?...na,jst came to c u̶̲̥̅̊r pervacious face 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by Ruq: 10:33am On Jun 30, 2012 |
just there! |
Re: Answers That Work by Ruq: 10:33am On Jun 30, 2012 |
just there! being bland 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by juman(m): 10:35am On Jun 30, 2012 |
You are eating and somebody ask you "are you eating?". Say "no, am vomiting." |
Re: Answers That Work by olaniyio1(m): 10:38am On Jun 30, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: what kind of joke is this?it is joke for school fees |
Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 10:39am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Funny |
Re: Answers That Work by boomssey(f): 10:40am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Dondav: ***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMUHelp!dis is kilin,i tink am goin 2 burst wit lafta.pls bring it on. |
Re: Answers That Work by Chicolee(f): 10:40am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Laugh wan kill me die |
Re: Answers That Work by Koolking(m): 10:42am On Jun 30, 2012 |
you are making love to a girl, then she ask 'are you bleeping me? and you respond, no i am tickling you |
Re: Answers That Work by olaniyio1(m): 10:43am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??no it is a cassava. |
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 10:44am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Someone sees you all dressed up with a bible on sunday morning and asks "are you going to church?"..No i am going for socccer practise 2 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by awesomet1(m): 10:47am On Jun 30, 2012 |
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?truly silly and funny |
Re: Answers That Work by mcnepow(m): 10:47am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Girl: u say u love me, are u a player? Boy: yes, I play defensive midfield for manchester united. Mstcheeew 3 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by DonTundex(m): 10:48am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Nice 1 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by slimyem: 10:56am On Jun 30, 2012 |
this joke is so stale! ...more like 3 years old.. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew 1 Like |
Re: Answers That Work by mcnepow(m): 11:01am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Girl: why do u want my pin?... Boy: i want to use it to burst balloon . . Girl: can u die 4 me?.... Boy: i tot Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty? .. Girl: My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?....... Boy: return it to the seller and get a nokia torch. abi no be phone too?. .. Girl: IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?.... Boy: mumu, we would just perform night vigil.........a fterall na church you come: 12 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by yemstok(m): 11:02am On Jun 30, 2012 |
They see you going out with a BIBLE, Are you going to church? NO! Na SHRINE I dey go...........DODOYO!!! |
Re: Answers That Work by Anyaugo1(m): 11:05am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??NO ITS A JAMB QESTION & ANSWER SECTION |
Re: Answers That Work by not2long(m): 11:06am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Imagine coming from a exam hall and someone ask how was your exam?,hope you submitted? No,i didn't am bringing it to you to mark 7 Likes |
Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 11:11am On Jun 30, 2012 |
laff wan kill me here oooo |
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