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Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2012
***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE!

9.When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!!



Guys... Keep it rolloing....

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Re: Answers That Work by realsammie(m): 11:03pm On Mar 27, 2012
grin ;Dand if any idiot ask u"is dis a joke" tell him no, is a luv letter 2 his mum...

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Re: Answers That Work by swtchicgurl: 11:23pm On Mar 27, 2012
what kind of joke is this? grin
Re: Answers That Work by dani1luv: 3:15pm On Mar 28, 2012
. . .you posted a Joke and someone still asks "where is the joke"
ANS: Inside Mukina's bra grin grin

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Re: Answers That Work by angelz(f): 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2012
cant say its funny, but it keeps me smiling along with d responses
Re: Answers That Work by Gr8Animash: 5:34pm On Mar 28, 2012
Is this a joke'??

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Re: Answers That Work by Ruqaya(f): 1:17pm On Mar 29, 2012
Funny
Re: Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 3:26pm On Jun 29, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
FooOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
Re: Answers That Work by Tsmooth1(m): 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2012
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name.

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Re: Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 7:41pm On Jun 29, 2012
grin
T-smooth:
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name.

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Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jun 29, 2012
@Gr8Anima(sh)l.. If it's notta joke, thn it's ur catastrophic dicccccckhead! Okoma!!
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 10:32am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
No!! It's a warning...

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Re: Answers That Work by pawesome(m): 10:32am On Jun 30, 2012
Laugh wn kill me 4 hia...u̶̲̥̅̊​ jst came bk frm sch or work or generally,u̶̲̥̅̊​ jst came hum n de ask,re u̶̲̥̅̊​ back?...na,jst came to c u̶̲̥̅̊​r pervacious face

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Re: Answers That Work by Ruq: 10:33am On Jun 30, 2012
just there!
Re: Answers That Work by Ruq: 10:33am On Jun 30, 2012
just there! being bland

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Re: Answers That Work by juman(m): 10:35am On Jun 30, 2012
You are eating and somebody ask you "are you eating?". Say "no, am vomiting."
Re: Answers That Work by olaniyio1(m): 10:38am On Jun 30, 2012
swtchicgurl: what kind of joke is this? grin
it is joke for school fees
Re: Answers That Work by Bodmas06: 10:39am On Jun 30, 2012
Funny
Re: Answers That Work by boomssey(f): 10:40am On Jun 30, 2012
Dondav: ***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5.You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE!

9.When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!!



Guys... Keep it rolloing....
Help!dis is kilin,i tink am goin 2 burst wit lafta.pls bring it on.
Re: Answers That Work by Chicolee(f): 10:40am On Jun 30, 2012
Laugh wan kill me die
Re: Answers That Work by Koolking(m): 10:42am On Jun 30, 2012
you are making love to a girl, then she ask 'are you bleeping me? and you respond, no i am tickling you
Re: Answers That Work by olaniyio1(m): 10:43am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
no it is a cassava.
Re: Answers That Work by Kslib(m): 10:44am On Jun 30, 2012
Someone sees you all dressed up with a bible on sunday morning and asks "are you going to church?"..No i am going for socccer practise

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Re: Answers That Work by awesomet1(m): 10:47am On Jun 30, 2012
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
truly silly and funny
Re: Answers That Work by mcnepow(m): 10:47am On Jun 30, 2012
Girl: u say u love me, are u a player?
Boy: yes, I play defensive midfield for manchester united. Mstcheeew angry

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Re: Answers That Work by DonTundex(m): 10:48am On Jun 30, 2012
Nice 1

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Re: Answers That Work by slimyem: 10:56am On Jun 30, 2012
this joke is so stale!
...more like 3 years old..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Re: Answers That Work by mcnepow(m): 11:01am On Jun 30, 2012
Girl: why do u want my pin?...
Boy: i want to use it to burst balloon angry tongue.
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Girl: can u die 4 me?....
Boy: i tot Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty? angry
..
Girl: My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?.......
Boy: return it to the seller and get a nokia torch. abi no be phone too?. tongue cheesy
..
Girl: IF i sleep over hope nothing funny will happen?....
Boy: mumu, we would just perform night vigil.........a fterall na church you come: tongue

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Re: Answers That Work by yemstok(m): 11:02am On Jun 30, 2012
They see you going out with a BIBLE, Are you going to church?
NO! Na SHRINE I dey go...........DODOYO!!!
Re: Answers That Work by Anyaugo1(m): 11:05am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
NO ITS A JAMB QESTION & ANSWER SECTION
Re: Answers That Work by not2long(m): 11:06am On Jun 30, 2012
Imagine coming from a exam hall and someone ask how was your exam?,hope you submitted? No,i didn't am bringing it to you to mark

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Re: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 11:11am On Jun 30, 2012
laff wan kill me here oooo

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