A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"

She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then
replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars."

The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"

Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"

The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a LovePeddler. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

well they say every one has a price,so is just a matter of knowing the right amount ha ha ha (dont u think so?)

Gamine:

The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a LovePeddler. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

The guy has a real point there! Which one she dey sef?

By their fruits, ye shall know them!

Haha . . .like Maleeq said. . .guy has a point

So gurls eh u beta think before u talk

left or right, up or down, south or north, from whatever view you are looking at it, ladies are bitches

one love

LuUmBiOn2:

left or right, up or down, south or north, from whatever view you are looking at it, ladies are bitches
one love

U've got to think before typing,u know?
Because u are referring to lots of peeps ignorantly.I hope u understand wot i mean.

this LuUmBion2 sef

e too run mouth


chai!

No mind him.

Gamine, that was a nice one. The guy in your story actually makes apoint.

Your thread's topic sound so much like a Nigerian home video! Hope you've not bn wasting too much time with 'em?

This sillyboy boy sef

na ein u come silly reach

u no see dollar and cent for the post

No be only home video na office video

I wasn't insulting you Gam It's just that the topic sounds so "homevideoish". Like Indecent Love, Indecent Affair, Indecent Proposal and the likes

@ Poster

The topic sounds more like a fix not an indecent proposal or should i say joke

LuUmBiOn2:

left or right, up or down, south or north, from whatever view you are looking at it, ladies are bitches

one love

Dude? Not all, your theory might have been proven wrong by most girls i've come across.

ok then rename the topic nah,

all these spoilsports sef!

spoil-sport?

What do u mean?

I just gave ma opinion on wat I think should be best, that's all.

Gamine:

This sillyboy boy sef

na ein u come silly reach

u no see dollar and cent for the post

No be only home video na office video

sillyboy:

I wasn't insulting you Gam It's just that the topic sounds so "homevideoish". Like Indecent Love, Indecent Affair, Indecent Proposal and the likes

Theres actually a movie (Nigerian) titled "Indecent Proposal"

Marlet if ur name na spoilsport

Sorry oh

@godslead

im not surprised

hmmnnn,

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LUUM wateva

we reli dont care if ur name is changed to Prince charles sef!

@gamine

Judging from your big mouth, your brain must be very small.
Beta stay trapped in ur closet!

Judging from ur frequent change of name

u must be GAY

Go 'Mess' Urself!

lol

Judging from your frequent change of name

u must be GAY

Go 'Mess' Urself!

lol

Gay?



FUNNY.

i wasnt talking to u,

silly ass boy!

Gam.

Shouldn't I comment on what's funny again? Na waoooo

Wassup with you?

must i always put this sign on my post

<Sarcasm>

For u to get!

Im not against anyone havin fun!

You all should know what i mean, "all ladies are bitches" doesnt imply that all girls in the whole world is a bitch! For God sake, are we using our gumption here!

The word should hav been ^{*most ladies are bitches*}

I see what u mean.

Gamine - My name is not spoil-sport

Marlet01

Wooooooosh!

thank Goodness!