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My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:51pm On Apr 15, 2022
Pheeew! So I just finished working on my Pc, so i laid on my Bed and started Reminiscing about my young life, the good, bad, ugly aspects of it all and something just struck my mind.

What was it? My first time ever having Sex! grin cheesy So ladies and gentlemen, grab your Popcorn while I give y'all my ugly experience of having Sex for the Very first time cheesy

So back in the days, I entered the University as a Virgin, I was living alone and Very comfortable because my room was neatly furnished, Tv, Dstv, fridge etc! My room was more of a family room than that of a Student.

Again, I was that good at conversing with ladies both my departmental, faculty and even other faculty girls that almost everyone of them had asked where I stay. When I say I stay off camp, they'd offer to visit but I always come up with one excuse or the other, or better still, Wave it off! Women weren't really my thing (I wasn't being holy, I just didn't fancy dating or bedding them)

Not until I met Emmanuella! How did I get to meet Emmanuella?

It was after my Year One, I packed out of my First Lodge for another new Lodge, got a lodge far away from the old one! So that faithful day I was parking-in my belongings, the Lodgemates were having a Lodge meeting so almost ALL the Occupants were downstairs for the meeting. When I began packing-in my belongings from that downstairs (I chattered that Peugeot truck, so everything was carried at once from my old lodge and offloaded in my new lodge downstairs) So while Packing it from that downstairs to my room upstairs, I could notice the fine girls around, the Ones with Boobs, Ass, tall, short And Curvy ones, the Look-Look, smokers, Drunks, Cultists, Talkatives, SIMPS (Although I didn't really know that's what they call such Men thengrin) My Eyes are like Quick Scanners, I needed not to look at you twice or for long to get a complete picture of you, just a gaze and I'm okay! grin

So after I was done packing my belongings to my room upstairs, the arranging started, I mopped, cleaned, washed the ones needed to be washed and fixed the ones I could. (While doing all these, I left the door to my room and windows wide open so dusts could go out and Ventilation could come in) While at that, Some Random girls came around and stood around my door watching what I was doing, I was on AirPods and didn't utter a word to them neither did I give a Fvck who they were or If they were trying to Initiate a conversation or even talking to me! (My room was at the edge close to Balcony so anyone could come around that side to Relax or for something else)


TO BE CONTINUED!

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:51pm On Apr 15, 2022
So Sorry guys, I've really not been in the Nigeria since I created this thread Hence the reason for the Delay to complete the Story. I'M SORRY GUYS!

OMOH, See cobwebs everywhere cheesy grin

So, a lady barged into my room and decided to help when she saw I was struggling with fixing the Carpet in my room.

After helping, she asked if there was to be anything she'd help me do again which I said No, she then said okay and that she's going and would be back later to check how my was arranged, and off she went.

I was wondering who this girl could be and why she decided to help me though. After the chores and everything, I was very weak and decided to lay on my bed to get some rest. I slept off while at it.

I was awoken by a knock on my door, I opened the door and it was night already. I saw the mystery girl that decided to help me out and she greeted me immidiately which I reciprocated with a smile on my face smiley

TO BE CONTINUED
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Nobody: 11:19pm On Apr 15, 2022
grin
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by bahdpersona(m): 11:21pm On Apr 15, 2022
following
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by doubleE70: 11:57pm On Apr 15, 2022
space booked
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Vinnie2000(m): 6:10am On Apr 16, 2022
Hmm. See story. Likes if OP is blowing Big lies. Share if he is telling d truth.

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by ThatrealestApex: 6:27am On Apr 16, 2022
Nairalander story-tellers and keeping someone on suspense angry

Come and complete the story na angry
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 7:16am On Apr 16, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Hmm. See story. Likes if OP is blowing Big lies. Share if he is telling d truth.

Lie? Over what exactly? undecided Over having cheap material stuffs such as Tv, Dstv, fridge etc? Or knowing how to give attention to a woman? undecided

Are my the first to have such stuffs in my possession? There were guys sef using AC and all I had was 2 fan undecided There are ones using Bigger Generators, TVs, and their room makes sense more compared to mine sef undecided So what are my lying about exactly? undecided In everything you think you know how to do best, there are thousands of people who know how to do it much more better than you oo undecided

My Vibe was Just Different!

I don't know what you guys gain in this “Like for Mr. A, Share for Mr.B” Do they pay you guys for those things? Or there is a place they convert those “Likes” and “Shares” to Money?

Abeg make una dey share Update oo cheesy smiley wink

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Dorwadora(f): 7:22am On Apr 16, 2022
I'm here

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by ThatrealestApex: 7:35am On Apr 16, 2022
EmzyT:
Pheeew! So I just finished working on my Pc, so i laid on my Bed and started Reminiscing about my young life, the good, bad, ugly aspects of it all and something just struck my mind.

What was it? My first time ever having Sex! grin cheesy So ladies and gentlemen, grab your Popcorn while I give y'all my ugly experience of having Sex for the Very first time cheesy

So back in the days, I entered the University as a Virgin, I was living alone and Very comfortable because my room was neatly furnished, Tv, Dstv, fridge etc! My room was more of a family room than that of a Student.

Again, I was that good at conversing with ladies both my departmental, faculty and even other faculty girls that almost everyone of them had asked where I stay. When I say I stay off camp, they'd offer to visit but I always come up with one excuse or the other, or better still, Wave it off! Women weren't really my thing (I wasn't being holy, I just didn't fancy dating or bedding them)

Not until I met Emmanuella! How did I get to meet Emmanuella?

It was after my Year One, I packed out of my First Lodge for another new Lodge, got a lodge far away from the old one! So that faithful day I was parking-in my belongings, the Lodgemates were having a Lodge meeting so almost ALL the Occupants were downstairs for the meeting. When I began packing-in my belongings from that downstairs (I chattered that Peugeot truck, so everything was carried at once from my old lodge and offloaded in my new lodge downstairs) So while Packing it from that downstairs to my room upstairs, I could notice the fine girls around, the Ones with Boobs, Ass, tall, short And Curvy ones, the Look-Look, smokers, Drunks, Cultists, Talkatives, SIMPS (Although I didn't really know that's what they call such Men thengrin) My Eyes are like Quick Scanners, I needed not to look at you twice or for long to get a complete picture of you, just a gaze and I'm okay! grin

So after I was done packing my belongings to my room upstairs, the arranging started, I mopped, cleaned, washed the ones needed to be washed and fixed the ones I could. (While doing all these, I left the door to my room and windows wide open so dusts could go out and Ventilation could come in) While at that, Some Random girls came around and stood around my door watching what I was doing, I was on AirPods and didn't utter a word to them neither did I give a Fvck who they were or If they were trying to Initiate a conversation or even talking to me! (My room was at the edge close to Balcony so anyone could come around that side to Relax or for something else)


TO BE CONTINUED!


Come finish am na

Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Nobody: 7:40am On Apr 16, 2022
Nawao where this op come waka go now
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Tundex911: 9:26am On Apr 16, 2022
Alaye you must finish wetin you start o


If else
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by luizpippo(m): 9:34am On Apr 16, 2022
Alaye, make sure to tell us the year.


If possible, add Pinshure of Emmanuela and a few others.
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by emmy512: 9:41am On Apr 16, 2022
If you do like realgboy you go collect 700 years.
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by zeeace(m): 9:53am On Apr 16, 2022
When you're done attached a title to this wonderful work of fiction.
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Bashnigga(m): 10:15am On Apr 16, 2022
and op later moved out of the compound after the whole saga... End of story
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by RealGboy: 7:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
emmy512:
If you do like realgboy you go collect 700 years.


It's a public forum bro.. and no way to trademark my stories.. if I complete it , someone will copy and paste turning it into thiers


Been seeing some of my stories on other websites,..make person no dey work for another man


.. but I go change Sha...I go dey complete them henceforth .. make I first treat the snake bite wey dey for my leg and face first
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by emmy512: 8:10pm On Apr 16, 2022
RealGboy:



It's a public forum bro.. and no way to trademark my stories.. if I complete it , someone will copy and paste turning it into thiers


Been seeing some of my stories on other websites,..make person no dey work for another man


.. but I go change Sha...I go dey complete them henceforth .. make I first treat the snake bite wey dey for my leg and face first
no wahala when u complete we go buy am.
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by LogicBomb8: 12:39am On Apr 26, 2022
EmzyT:

Jxt ignor dem morons and complete this story we're hooked
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by okunwaye(m): 3:55pm On May 21, 2022
please complete the story
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Kendrickmykell(m): 4:08pm On May 21, 2022
Uni vibes
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 9:37am On Aug 17, 2022
And the following Conversation Ensued;

HER; Sorry, hope I'm not disturbing you?

ME; Not really, I was literally sleeping because I was bored

HER; Awwn, enjoyment. You don't wanna engage anyone in a conversation?

ME; Not really, I barely know anyone here as I just became and Occupant, but with time, I'll get to know and converse with people here.

HER; Alright then, if you say so. Let me see how your room looks (Comes in) Wow, your room looks good.

ME; Thank you! Although I've not really started buying the stuffs I'll be needing!

HER; You already have a reading table, Gas cooker and Pots. What and what would you be need again? Or do you want to start a family here in school?

ME; (Laughs out Loud grin) My room can't be like this dear. I'll still need to get alot of things

(By this time, I was already sweating gradually as the room only has one window and is not that Ventilated for breeze to come in) grin grin grin

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 9:49am On Aug 17, 2022
ME; Can we stay outside as I'm kinda feeling hot in here!

HER; Alright.

(Drags my plastic chair and headed Straight to the door)

She sat on the plastic chair outside and I sat at the Balcony, I was with my MP3 which was connected to my phone and playing Musics. She requested to Connect, I then disconnected and she connected. BOOOOM she started playing all these Unknown Foreign Female Musicians music that I've never heard in my life sad sad

We continued Gisting and that was when I requested to know her name and she said Emmanuella. She asked mine and I told her! She asked the Faculty I am, where my parents resides etc

We gisted from that 7pm to 11pm and then nature was calling, I had to succumb to it cheesy I then told her I'm feeling sleepy and would love to go inside. I bade her farewell, entered my room and slept.
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:00am On Aug 17, 2022
The next day in the morning, I woke up, brushed my teeth, bathed, boarded a bus and headed to Gariki to buy some foodstuffs. I bought some stuffs for making Stew cheesy when it was time to buy Meat, I decided to try something new by ignoring the beef I normally buy to buy Pork meat sad sad

(Anyone who schooled/is schooling at Esut can relate, as porkmeat is the most Popular meat at Agbani) grin grin so when I was at Gariki, I then decided buy it and use it to make stew. cheesy

On getting home, I first cooked Rice and then it was time to cook stew. After cooking the stew with the Porkmeat inside. I closed my room and left as I was not hungry, only for me to come back at evening and wanted eating, I've put Rice in a Plate remaining to pour stew on top. As I opened the stew pot, I couldn't believe my eyes shocked sad embarassed
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Sambab(m): 10:31am On Aug 17, 2022
This op is not seriously serious at all..
Will you use 50yrs to complete your lie...
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:36am On Aug 17, 2022
Sambab:
This op is not seriously serious at all..
Will you use 50yrsto complete your lie...

Lies? Why should I start lying over frivolities? Even if I do, will I get credited? Would you be debited? undecided

You think everyone has same boring life as you? My dear if you didn't explore during your University days, some of us did.

You shouldn't bother yourself reading "Lies" dear. You have no business being in this thread.

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:48am On Aug 17, 2022
I opened the Pot and My stew has already turned to Oil embarassed embarassed embarassed I quickly called my Cousin and told her what happened, how I made stew with Pork meat only for me to come back and the stew is now very oily.

After laughing at me, she then told me that I bought the fatty side, that Porkmeat has the meat (Which they'll rarely cut for you if you're inexperienced) and the Fat side (She was in Year 2 while I was just entering 100L grin grin chaii, Naive me, I swore never to ever cook with Porkmeat again grin

Back to Emmanuella, I didn't set my eyes on her since that very first day we had a long conversation outside, I was hardly around in the lodge and I've never bothered knowing her room not to talk of going there to knock.

So after like 3 days later, one early morning, I heard a knock on my door, I opened the door Lo and Behold it was Emmanuella wearing these ladies see through singlet without bra and her nipples were standing gidigba, my Odogwu nodded in Affirmation and before you could say Jack, the idiot has started rising slowly like early morning Sun grin grin grin she didn't come for anything else, she only came to borrow Maggi and Salt and left immidiately embarassed


TO BE CONTINUED!

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Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Nobody: 11:44am On Aug 17, 2022
Come continue abeg
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by Adebolami112(m): 8:48pm On Aug 17, 2022
This man!, come and continue dis thing
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by chilordson(m): 9:34pm On Aug 17, 2022
I done carry my chair sit down
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by sasxy(m): 1:30am On Aug 18, 2022
Space booked
Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by InfernoNig(m): 6:20am On Aug 18, 2022
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