I want to write about things that makes every man happy, Which will always remain a mystery to women...

There is this inner joy beyond measures we derive in certain things as men.
Let's get down to business...

1. When she agrees to visit you after seven years of trolling...

Yea after dreaming about your first night together but she's been playing hard to get and against all odds she started giving the green light, the joy in a man's heart knows no bound it will be like waiting for Godot( room clean, everywhere shaved and a pack of circle on standby for action)

2. When your ex get dumped by the guy she dumped you for...

After putting so much effort and energy into making the relationship work but she plays you a smart one, only for her to get dumped within few months.
The joy and pride of the revalidation you get about your self is endless.

3. When that rich Man's daughter says she missed her period....

Mehn, Some men though not all men tow this part, they see it as an avenue to escape poverty most cases end in premium tears though.

I guess you all can see the joy on Henry's face when he was getting married to Governor Hope Uzodinma's Daughter

4. When her friend steals your number and call you for a fixed match...

Believe it or not most ladies do this, especially if their friends always boast of the partner's sexual prowess not knowing her friends are just dieing to have a one night stand with the said driller.
The joy on the guy's face and heart is endless cause the lady will taste and pass his number to another and it goes on and on

5. When our mom cook our favourite meal

Men don't joke with this, I think that is our mumu button from our mothers lols at this point anything she says or ask for is correct and we could literally give her the world at that particular moment.


6. When the ugly girl's Pregnancy Test come out clean

Lol, it's a narrow escape, a well doged bullet.
Joy like a river in my heart lol

7. When you are expecting a new Lady and your women pick a fight and leaves your house unknown to her something better is on its way

Mehn, that joy is insatiable, it will feel like the universe is just working in your favour

8. When she visits you and you are dead broke, all of a sudden a credit alert drops from a long time debtor

Joy like a river in my heart she will eat and be eaten lols, the impression will be excess

9. When that lady you crushing on agrees to come and cook egusi soup for you
My brother you will eat both soups

10. When you drive your new car and that hard to get girl ask you for a lift

My brothers and sisters you will agree with me that the chill breeze from the Car's Air Conditioning System is enough to.......

To be continued

Cc senior comrades
mynd44
Lalasticlala
Bless us

hilarious but true. Op too much experience will not kee you.

No truer words than this..

Skyfornia:
hilarious but true. Op too much experience will not kee you.

My comrade in the game

AsomArchitectNG:
No truer words than this..

Comrade

Cool

Several years of trolling... Which mumu still dey do that?

Exkandayee:
Op you supposed put no5 for no 1,na dat mama own sweet pass, could remember anytime mom cooked snail soup with chicken, periwinkle,crabs,prawn,red meat,kpomo and enough vegetables,I swear I'll be loyal for 2 days,,,,she deh cookam once in while cos is expensive

Comrade, that number 5 na killer

I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

Eleribu

4&5 for me

Holly Gram

waiting de give me JOY SOAP, Na WEED, ASHAWOO and my KALA!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

elinaxy:
I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

Go with the gods comrade, victory is yours

fikayormi:
Eleribu

Comrade

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


waiting de give me JOY SOAP, Na WEED, ASHAWOO and my KALA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lols
Wahala no get uniform oo

Skyfornia:
hilarious but true. Op too much experience will not kee you.

Many years in the game lol

ghettowriter:

Spoken your mind

Cardealer2021:
4&5 for me

Sharp Guy

elinaxy:
I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

How did it go

perrydolla:

This your smile ehn
Oya talk true, you have this experience bah

Nice one op
Don’t joke with number 5

marlow1962:
Nice one op
Don’t joke with number 5

You must be an OG

Nahunger:



You must be an OG

My mama make me no dy chop outside food ( except family outing or flexin wit my guys, but for me to just carry money go dy buy food “ no we don’t do dat here”)
I no dy eat food wer another woman or gal wer no be my mama cook, except say I dy der to supervise.
I dy cook my own food the way my mama take teach me

marlow1962:

My mama make me no dy chop outside food ( except family outing or flexin wit my guys, but for me to just carry money go dy buy food “ no we don’t do dat here”)
I no dy eat food wer another woman or gal wer no be my mama cook, except say I dy der to supervise.
I dy cook my own food the way my mama take teach me

If I eat food outside I feel like I'm wasting money, e better to cook for house if mama food no dey available.

Wotoporiously speaking

All these things wey you cap na true but at this stage, personally for me it don't feel like shit to me anymore, to me I'm less concern about everything you wrote, don't get me wrong there's joy in all that you said but for me that giving a Bleep about em is no more there.

The only thing that will gives me joy to the bone is bank alert and taking care of my family all round without complains also a lot travelling will give me all the joy in the world. Infact travelling is like my mumu button cuz anytime I hear the word I become a baby.

Nahunger:
I want to write about things that makes every man happy, Which will always remain a mystery to women...

There is this inner joy beyond measures we derive in certain things as men.
Let's get down to business...

1. When she agrees to visit you after seven years of trolling...

Yea after dreaming about your first night together but she's been playing hard to get and against all odds she started giving the green light, the joy in a man's heart knows no bound it will be like waiting for Godot( room clean, everywhere shaved and a pack of circle on standby for action)

2. When your ex get dumped by the guy she dumped you for...

After putting so much effort and energy into making the relationship work but she plays you a smart one, only for her to get dumped within few months.
The joy and pride of the revalidation you get about your self is endless.

3. When that rich Man's daughter says she missed her period....

Mehn, Some men though not all men tow this part, they see it as an avenue to escape poverty most cases end in premium tears though.

I guess you all can see the joy on Henry's face when he was getting married to Governor Hope Uzodinma's Daughter

4. When her friend steals your number and call you for a fixed match...

Believe it or not most ladies do this, especially if their friends always boast of the partner's sexual prowess not knowing her friends are just dieing to have a one night stand with the said driller.
The joy on the guy's face and heart is endless cause the lady will taste and pass his number to another and it goes on and on

5. When our mom cook our favourite meal

Men don't joke with this, I think that is our mumu button from our mothers lols at this point anything she says or ask for is correct and we could literally give her the world at that particular moment.


6. When the ugly girl's Pregnancy Test come out clean

Lol, it's a narrow escape, a well doged bullet.
Joy like a river in my heart lol

7. When you are expecting a new Lady and your women pick a fight and leaves your house unknown to her something better is on its way

Mehn, that joy is insatiable, it will feel like the universe is just working in your favour

8. When she visits you and you are dead broke, all of a sudden a credit alert drops from a long time debtor

Joy like a river in my heart she will eat and be eaten lols, the impression will be excess

9. When that lady you crushing on agrees to come and cook egusi soup for you
My brother you will eat both soups

10. When you drive your new car and that hard to get girl ask you for a lift

My brothers and sisters you will agree with me that the chill breeze from the Car's Air Conditioning System is enough to.......

To be continued

Cc senior comrades
mynd44
Lalasticlala
Bless us

Kobicove:

The comrade

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

All these things wey you cap na true but at this stage, personally for me it don't feel like shit to me anymore, to me I'm less concern about everything you wrote, don't get me wrong there's joy in all that you said but for me that giving a Bleep about em is no more there.

The only thing that will gives me joy to the bone is bank alert and taking care of my family all round without complains also a lot travelling will give me all the joy in the world. Infact travelling is like my mumu button cuz anytime I hear the word I become a baby.

Lol
May your wishes and dream come through