mylove, its like you have never cooked this meal before? am sure its sure first time. you tried sha

jst tell her dat am so sad dat i cant belif someone cooked this food and dat i trust she is nt d one whu cookd it, lolz


or beta still beat her like she cant imagine, lolz(jst jokin)

just ask - na like this your mama teach you?

Wake her up with slap for wasting your hard earned money cooking craps, let her know how many nice mamaputs that money could her fetch you and she just wasted it in one pot

Just cry ur heart out dis way "oh my gosh wetin b dis" trust me she'll code

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Make I give you advice so you go live long. Do not say a f**king thing bad about her cooking. You will surely regret it. Eat it and smile.

My Opinion May Differ, I dont really care if you accept it or not, But You Asked for It, So here it is:

First, You compliment her and tell her WellDone, for atleast Making the Effort to cook! Many Ladies Cant cook!

Tell her when you know No one else is Around to hear you say it, So that you dont Embarrass her

If you have any Experience in cooking Show her some tips!

Dont Forget, Encouragement Does Alot!

Say Something Like:

"Honey the Soup was nice, but would have been best if this and this was added!". Believe me She would try harder next time, and when she does, Say something like
"Yeah that's It! You are getting it now, but u still forgot this and this!

You alone can Encourage your wife to be a better Cook! 

NOBODY IS ABOVE ENCOURAGEMENT!



this is how a matured,gentle and sensible loving husband does it.

break the pot on her head

I don't know how to go about saying it since my wife is an expert.

call her with understanding and tell her, if u knw pass her u can teach her to become good cook that makes u husband.

Let her know that you are thinking of employing a cook. When she asks why, let her know why.

tell her you will be hiring a young beautiful calabar house girl to do the cooking after meal

Shortly after "meal on bed", tell her romantic words followed by ur point. Sth like ds: "u're d sweetest, i wish ur meals are as sweet as ds".

just eat little than normal

digitalclo:

just eat little than normal

she would think your eating out.

GUYS TAKE THE ADVICE OF sexkillz, that is the best way,to avoid argument,anger,low self esteem and quarrelling.

ronkebp:

The wife can[b] hire a cook [/b]that would be cooking for the house, infact the hubby can tell her to look for a cook (elderly) to[b] help her out[/b], and by so doing she can learn from the cook, And he should say it in such a way that it would not cause any problems, he can say, 'he does not want her to be over- stressing herself', therefore, they should get a cook to help them out. lo baa tan!!!!

A beautiful Calabar girl would do . I am glad this is coming from a lady.

Small time, they will start shouting someone has snatch their husband. Whats is wrong for her to go and take Some cooking lessens for few days.
Besides what has she used her growing up days to do. Eating chocolate and Suya

Ask her to go back to her mother's house and learn how to do it well. when she is an expert at it, she can come back.
That is if the home is still devoid of a beautiful Calabar lady. 

You don't have to tell her, just marry a younger wife who cooks well to help her.

Open ur mouth where ur fan is. . With that. . She will know wotsup!

don't know how people run their own relationship, but me i dont see any biggie here. whats with this whole cooking thing, like its some kind of God we worship? cookery books are everywhere my dear. nobody is an impeccable cook. it takes practice, lots of practice to become good in preparing a particular meal. just get her in the right mood and initiate the idea of getting a cookery book. for me, i'll advice against telling her point blank that her soup is not sweet. that seems too blunt to me. if she should ask you why the cookery book, just go with the idea that its good to try different things in the kitchen.

NnamdiN:

simple. Always tell her u r very very very hungry(with emphasis o) b4 each meal, then eat very very very little afterwards and tell her u enjoyed d meal and dat t'was so tasty, and dat u r happy to have a good wife and a good cook too,unless she's dull(upstairs),she doesn't need psychic powers to know u meant otherwise
Hope it helps

then after this u go outside and buy akara and bread, this ll pass the message even if she is a dunce.

, it depends on your kind of woman. even the best cook do make mistake some times either by putting too much salt or pepper. my husband apprecaites when i cook nice one. but when i cook rubbish as he will call it, he jokingly tongue lash. i laugh over it b/c i know he dont even know how to do eba. and he does not like eating outside, so he does not have option. i do get angry sort of, especailly when he say it in front of visitors. i did warn him to stop the embrassment. but am used to it. any time he pass such comment, i quickly remind him that was the worth of the money he dropped!

Sky Spirit:

Just ask her who cook dis food?

odiaero:

Wake her up with slap for wasting your hard earned money cooking craps, let her know how many nice mamaputs that money could her fetch you and she just wasted it in one pot

clemcykul:

simply call her "mama Ngozi this food no sweet" if she wan nack head for wall that one na her onions, all u know be say u don talk your mind hehehhee

LWKMD

very funny

hbrednic:

break the pot on her head

, or better still use her head to break the pot

Why are all you guys scared of telling wives that their dishes are awful?
Bad is bad and i was raised on good food.Your cooking ain't as good as mine talkless of my mother.Let's talk and do something about it.

How do u tell ur wife that her toto is not sweet?

thiefofheart


ah ah thats harsh hmm if u try it on me what i will do ha u will not know wetin heat u

Confucius says "she is ur wife right, then tell her. She would probably starve u of both food and sex but after the rain comes sunshine".

She is your wife so tell her bluntly but not without helping her get out of the problem. If u can teach her.or get her a cookery book or a cooking class. A problem that can be solved with understanding need not be a problem. All women will not know how to cook.

Sweet or Not,I eat it without complaining.
Its an occassional occurence anyway.
Its too trivial an issue to injure her feelings.

I disagree with yol who say they must eat out or hire a cook. a big NOOOO for me. The woman should be the only one who cooks for her man and no one else. Dont yol know the way to a men's heart is through his stomach. My brother what you should do is to buy your wife flowers and choclate. Plan a romantic evening indoors with her then tell her how much you love her and tell her that if you did not love her you would not be honest with her. Then tell her that as much as you love her food its just not tasty. Discuss whether she can go for cooking lessons or find a way to learn good food cooking. Maybe she can hang out with other wives and exchange recipes or something. If she gets angry, try to remain calm and understand that its not anger, its just embarassment and it will eventually go and when it does, be there to help help her explore methods of improving in the kitchen.