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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 12:06pm On May 21, 2022
Post like this make me sick..Your dick falling is not far from infection.. 80% she gave u that same infection..
But wait oh..don't u have any self esteem at all?!?!
No dream no vision than filling a hole that would never be filled..
An abyss for that matter..
I've seen women who encourages, educates and put their man on..Her's is just sex
Lame are always scared of losing basic things..
Pussy wey full everywhere..
Shhhhhhh!!!!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by webhead: 12:06pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot
masturbation is your problem.
Porn and masturbation caused erectile dysfunction and quick ejaculation.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by koldej(m): 12:07pm On May 21, 2022
Kingjay5:
Oga go and register in a gym house, work on your waist line vigorously, you won't stop when you see the result. Forget all those medicine. Probably blood tonic and good food after exercise.
You didnt read the part where he said she only give him two days
Before he finish registeration for gym house 2days Never complete??
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ejimatic: 12:14pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
. Marry another person that can help you solve problems not a come -and-go lady like the one you are having.If this issue develops after marriage will she abandon you? This is not your wife God has shown you the sign.....Enjoy your weekend!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by shegzydave(m): 12:18pm On May 21, 2022
Hope you hear the news about the poly student guy that went 11 rounds and later die, that how she will also push you to death and thereafter go date another guy and she will continue her life, then ur own parent will be mourning you, you better borrow yourself brain, even me i know am not satisfying my bae and she is having it with other guys but i don't give a damn, cant come and kill myself becos of stupid lady
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by bitbillionaire: 12:26pm On May 21, 2022
What advice do I give someone who have nothing important to do with his life?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 001spice: 12:27pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I want to show her a writeup about what you posted she said she don't want to see it,she have been angry since yesterday
i think ur girl is nt too attractive n sexy.why will u be on a girl and ur dick we go down
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ElonMosque(m): 12:39pm On May 21, 2022
bitbillionaire:
What advice do I give someone who have nothing important to do with his life?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Kingjay5(m): 12:41pm On May 21, 2022
koldej:

You didnt read the part where he said she only give him two days
Before he finish registeration for gym house 2days Never complete??
All these na two days things chief. Register gym that day. Go morning and evening session, go the second say. Tell her to come the third day. Don't forget to tag me for improvement testimony o.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by KIDfurniture(m): 12:51pm On May 21, 2022
Werey go & buy tramadol & coke . Use everyday . Be sure of 11 rounds everyday . You will be praised . I just pray both of you end up like the poly students…



Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ashetu(m): 1:02pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Try eat enough garlic and ginger a night before you knack her
You will surely thank me later.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by koldej(m): 1:15pm On May 21, 2022
Kingjay5:

All these na two days things chief. Register gym that day. Go morning and evening session, go the second say. Tell her to come the third day. Don't forget to tag me for improvement testimony o.

grin angry angry grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ICEWIN: 1:16pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Guy I was once in your shoe once upon a time .
go visit kayanmata people, your solution is solved as Little as 500 and 1k.
500 own can last u 3days 1k own 1wk
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Tzar(m): 1:17pm On May 21, 2022
Were! You neither have money nor d*ck, yet your priority is not to focus on getting legitimate money 1st??!
Continue being stupid. FYI, it is your lack of money that is causing your erectile dysfunction!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by izubext007: 1:23pm On May 21, 2022
Be like say u wan die like that polythenic student. Leave women like that bro.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by bobbythegreat(m): 1:25pm On May 21, 2022
its either you dont love her like u used to or you dont romance her enough or she is just using u as a bf. but in reality no man can satisfy a woman . even married men have left their wives for single boys to engage them
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by femmoy(m): 1:31pm On May 21, 2022
Emma2Seconds:
So women too enjoy sex

For your information they enjoy it more than men.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by onelovenigeria(m): 1:38pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
hello...try this and it might work out for you...buy a lipton tea box and be taking one tea bag with hot water and no sugar morning afternoon and night....and stop taking soft drink and you will be very active and less i forget exercise a lot take a work and you will be the horse you always want...good luck
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Wardstunna22(m): 1:45pm On May 21, 2022
Leave her for one with the same sexual strength as you
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Tayorshd2(m): 1:54pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


U are trying to be a horse brother ... D ball is in ur court indeed grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 21, 2022
Senior men in the house, over to you.

Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Eagba(m): 2:03pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What should i do now
see how niggarr dey panic because ordinary girl
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 2buffagain(m): 2:04pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Thank yoh my brother,but lets be honest,i love her so much,i don't want to loose her

You have failed.
You are talking about LOVE to someone who cannot take you as you are but only on condition that you give her dick or money.
A woman who LOVEs you will support you and use her rose/vibe or whatever while lovingly supporting you through whatever temporary thing you are going through....not pander threats.

That's like a man pandering threats at a woman who does not have sex with him because she is on her period. It's cold and utilitarian. You mean nothing to this individual beyond what you provide her. There is no love here and thats okay. But You are the one catching feelings like a 13 year old girl.

Mr man, you clearly do not love yourself. You cannot say you love someone else until you love yourself.
If you loved yourself, you would have told her to leave upon that initial threat.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Eagba(m): 2:06pm On May 21, 2022
Jackanda1:
It appears people who masturbate alot usually end up with one sexual problem or another. Yet some people keep saying the act is safe.
too much of anything is bad

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Exceed15: 2:09pm On May 21, 2022
Bro na die u dey so
Don't become an addict to sex performance drugs o
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by NamelessOGBENI(m): 2:09pm On May 21, 2022
silvoclaira:

Don't push pass your borders!
You are just ordinary FORNICATORS.
And she's here reading this.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 2buffagain(m): 2:10pm On May 21, 2022
shegzydave:
Hope you hear the news about the poly student guy that went 11 rounds and later die, that how she will also push you to death and thereafter go date another guy and she will continue her life, then ur own parent will be mourning you, you better borrow yourself brain, even me i know am not satisfying my bae and she is having it with other guys but i don't give a damn, cant come and kill myself becos of stupid lady

Men need to love themselves.
These women use them as human dildos or ATMs without rest.

A man who loves himself will not allow someone stress him over what he cannot or does not want to do for them.
If the person leaves because of that, then that was going to be the end result anyway.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by godofuck231: 2:21pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
low sensitivity and stress

Meet the elders , after drinking palmwine the bottom of the keg would be issued to you , and if the seed enters its definitely a boy
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johnnygill(m): 2:27pm On May 21, 2022
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Lhordwhite(m): 2:30pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?



Op you should focus more on things that would benefit you...Ok so she told you to go and fix it in 2 days, lolzz..
But firstly ask yourself this question! What are you gaining from her apart from sex?? What if you become paralyzed looking for enlargemens pills..

Sometimes in life our life depends on our decisions, and we will be the one to account for our actions...My best advice is leave her and let her know you're okay and fit just the way you are...peace!!!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Acidbath: 2:30pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Tales of a fvCk boy.

I mentioned you because there is a public toilet that will accept you with your empty pocket. She is on this forum. Her name is Vivian ..moniker is SisterFire. grin
Search for the moniker and send DM fast.

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