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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by BabydiHot(f): 9:18am On May 21, 2022
take cocoa powder and odogwu bitters

she go carry her pant for hand run away

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by nellyzkid(m): 9:19am On May 21, 2022
Una two no get handwork infact una mumu
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Shedrack777: 9:19am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
buy a Love Machine. when your prick cannot finish the work, use it to finish the work. if you can't, then introduce your friend to be helping you servicin her

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Berankis: 9:19am On May 21, 2022
silvoclaira:
If you allow her to keep making you feel bad about your performance or ability, that preek might never gonna get hard because she is talking it down from your brain.

Don't push pass your borders!
You are just ordinary FORNICATORS She is not your WIFE

Check your diet/foods. Thats where the problem lies.

Your penis is in good health.
Blatant truth!!!

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by zabimaru: 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

I think what you should do is to post her full pictures here so that interested guys with sufficient manpower and libido can start applying asap.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by GABRIEL6036: 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Send me her number grin and thank me later

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


So she's with you because of sex?...guy!sorry Na your name.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Dorwadora:
Lol.... Your death might satisfy her undecided undecided

Comparing a new lover to a old lover is everything bad in my dictionary.... You can't satisfy anybody in this freaking overpopulated Earth.

Know that and have peace ✌️



Until he carries the ED to later age, then the wife will bear the brunt abi? He should seek for medical advice.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by premierlead: 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Ahnie my dear will tell you what to use or do
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by shedy03(m): 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Emma2Seconds:
So women too enjoy sex
more than men, lol.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Help2020: 9:21am On May 21, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


Since you're sure it will work. What if I lied that I didn't see the result or it doesn't even work for real, how am I sure that I'll get refund? undecided
atleast you paid with your money,chances are youvmay not ask for a refund because it might need it in the future. But if I give it to you even if it worked for you,you may start giving excuses just because you don't have money to pay. That's the difference.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by mytym1: 9:21am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Just look for who you can satisfy, don't go far with whom you can't satisfy it's very dangerous
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:21am On May 21, 2022
Johel:



So she's with you because of sex?...guy!sorry Na your name.



He has nothing to offer apart from his third leg, what do you expect...shebi na only women be liability shocked

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by SoapQueen(f): 9:21am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

I don't know about a penis because I clearly do not have one. However, one thing I know is that putting yourself under pressure will make things worst.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by shedy03(m): 9:22am On May 21, 2022
Johel:



So she's with you because of sex?...guy!sorry Na your name.
She dey manage him with sex as she said the guy no get money, lol.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by philasine(m): 9:22am On May 21, 2022
Young man, don't allow a woman pressure you about sex, this thing call sex has led to the death of many young men simply because they went beyond their ability just to satisfy a gender that cannot be satisfied. See a doctor first but don't allow her put undue pressure on you, if her own definition of relationship is based on sex and money then you have to think twice. Relationship is like a union you expect both good and bad, but in the mist of all the good and bad you learn and grow together, supporting each other and understanding each other's weakness and strength and then know when to give support when one is in need of such support

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by jubrilELsudan: 9:22am On May 21, 2022
THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT SHE HAS COLLECTED YOUR DESTINY SHOWS THAT INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID.

Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by bmdmix14: 9:22am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
be giving her head

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:22am On May 21, 2022
Jackanda1:
It appears people who masturbate alot usually end up with one sexual problem or another. Yet some people keep saying the act is safe.


Masturbation causes it a whole lot! Future wives are in trouble.
Redpillers, learn from this.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by PROPHETmichael: 9:22am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You started very strong with her but now you're down. Sorry young man because she has finished using your destiny and she's now planning to dump you. What you need now is deliverance.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Meteng: 9:23am On May 21, 2022
No do pass yourself bro. If you kpai now, another person go continue from there. One week max, she don forget you and another person don take over

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up


Pasa bitters herbal drink will help you...take 2 small plastic 10mins before she comes....e go high you well,and it's harsh in taste...but try it and thank me later.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Branduche: 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Buy Tadalis
One tab only.
30 min before the match with her.
She will be begging you steady.

Please don’t use tadalis more than once
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Pesoli: 9:23am On May 21, 2022
You need to reduce your sugar level and see your doctor for proper recommendation.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by SoapQueen(f): 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Jackanda1:
It appears people who masturbate alot usually end up with one sexual problem or another. Yet some people keep saying the act is safe.

It isn't. The mental impact is terrible.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Emmanuel30a: 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
May you never satisfy your girlfriend or may you never be able to satisfy any girl until you marry or conjugate them. Amen. Don't be a fool... There is nothing in the flesh... Except blood and water... The decomposing body... You are adoring & fornicating with a body that would stink & smell, if not properly taken care of; instead of you to please GOD & live a HOLY life. The fear of GOD is the beginning of wisdom... Walk in the Spirit & you would not fulfil the lust of the flesh... Guide your heart...diligently.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:24am On May 21, 2022
philasine:
Young man, don't allow a woman pressure you about sex, this thing call sex has led to the death of many young men simply because they went beyond their ability just to satisfy a gender that cannot be satisfied. See a doctor first but don't allow her put undue pressure on you, if her own definition of relationship is based on sex and money then you have to think twice. Relationship is like a union you expect both good and bad, but in the mist of all the good and bad you learn and grow together, supporting each other and understanding each other's weakness and strength and then know when to give support when one is in need of such support



You should applaud the lady for asking him to seek for help at this early stage. Broke man dey get erec.tion?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by DARLINGTON869(m): 9:24am On May 21, 2022
Ole te obitin lorun...olamide Badoo

T O DARLING
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by AutoRedux: 9:24am On May 21, 2022
Samfloxin:
Take Viagra

Op don't take this advice or else you will end up with kidney failure which can lead to premature death.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Stallionhorse: 9:24am On May 21, 2022
nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... kiss
leave the rest for us that always bring our A-game!!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Corporate2020: 9:25am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Lazy youth, all you know is WWW - Women Weed Wine.

You are dating an Olosho. You are also a male Olosho. Both of you will end up with STDs.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by zinaunreal(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2022
You're probably tired of her

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