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How Love Machine Came To Life by Whazar(m): 6:49pm On May 25, 2022
In ancient times, women who suffered from anxiety, depression, and sudden mood swings were sent to the doctor. After an "examination", it was decided that they suffered from "female hysteria".

To help fight this disease, a series of treatments were created, including "pelvic massage", with the aim of achieving what at the time was called "pelvic paroxysm", that is, an orgasm.

Soon the treatment became popular, and so many women went to the doctor for the treatment that they had to create a special device.

The artifact emitted rhythmic vibrations and massages and, at first, wealthy women or women of good families kept them in their homes in case any "outbreak of hysteria" appeared.

This is how one of the first vibrators in history was created. A device that is still used today, and that obviously took on a purely s*xual nuance.

It is interesting to see how the vibrator emerged from an apparent illness and how the treatment quickly became popular.


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Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:58pm On May 25, 2022
thats because, back in the days, it was wrongly diagnosed....and what they didnt know was that these women were just unlucky women who didnt have a good man in their lives to give them mind blowing 0rgasm.

as the saying goes:"fukc your woman GOOOOOOOD once a day, makes her worries go away!"
Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by Whazar(m): 7:19pm On May 25, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
thats because, back in the days, it was wrongly diagnosed....and what they didnt know was that these women were just unlucky women who didnt have a good man in their lives to give them mind blowing 0rgasm.

as the saying goes:"fukc your woman GOOOOOOOD once a day, makes her worries go away!"

Are the dîldos doing any better now?
Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by godofuck231: 7:28pm On May 25, 2022
Oyino don lue to you again , it was made of wood and was called phallus, a wood carved as a male organ , the bigger the balls on it the biller the size , it was a symbol of good luck ,protection and potency , also a symbol of caution to intruders ,any act of trespass will be met with a high level of aggression and disgrace or eminent death
The history of the phallus dates back to Africa , the high aggressive quality of a black man and his strength was a model for protection and capability , it was also a symbol to ward off bad omen .
The indian goddess Shiva was symbolic to the phallus also but the vibrator cam as a result of the Hitachi back massaging machine

Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:38pm On May 25, 2022
Whazar:
Are the dîldos doing any better now?

believe me, countless of single women out there are going to bed sleeping wonderfully, thanks to their d1ldo giving them mind blowing 0rgasm!
the only difference here is that these machine cant hug them to sleep after the act NOR can the d1ldo protect them if armed robber come to attack them in the middle of the night...lol!

a d1ldo is just a tool to get pleasure for women who aint got a man, and should certainly NEVER BE VIEWED as a replacement for a good man!
Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by Whazar(m): 7:44pm On May 25, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


believe me, countless of single women out there are going to bed sleeping wonderfully, thanks to their d1ldo giving them mind blowing 0rgasm!
the only difference here is that these machine cant hug them to sleep after the act NOR can the d1ldo protect them if armed robber come to attack them in the middle of the night...lol!

a d1ldo is just a tool to get pleasure for women who aint got a man, and should certainly NEVER BE VIEWED as a replacement for a good man!

Hmm nothing but truth

So what a woman needs now is a strong man willing to protect them, hug and also carry load like those long dîldos
Re: How Love Machine Came To Life by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:01pm On May 25, 2022
Whazar:
Hmm nothing but truth
So what a woman needs now is a strong man willing to protect them, hug and also carry load like those long dîldos

bro, some of these women would need a man if these dildos could give them belle, pay the rent/bills and provide for their family...

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