Guy dies and goes to Hell.

Satan's waiting for him and the guy nervously looks around for the pits of fire and brimstone he's been told about so often but Hell doesn't seem to be like that at all. He sees casinos, beautiful blondes winking at him, nice-looking houses and his eyes brighten. "This doesn't look like I was told about at all."

"Nope!" Said Satan. "Remember you've been being talked to by God all these years - you've only got one side of the story. This is my side. What do you think?"

"Er - well" says the man. "Actually it looks rather nice!"

And Satan smiles. "Glad you think so. Here's your house...." And they walk up to it, past a massive, spike-topped wall.

"What's behind that?" asks the guy.

"Nothing to worry about." says Satan. And chucks the guy the housekeys. "Enjoy!"

For a week, the guy enjoys the free shopping, the free casinos and the winking women. Then his curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the wall and peers through the gap between two of the bricks. And gasps. Behind the wall is a mass of flames, devils with tridents piercing screaming, barely-human shapes burning in the flames.

There's a cough behind him and the man turns, to see Satan staring at him. The man jumps back. "And is-is-That Place where we go when we've sinned enough here?"

"Nah." says Satan. "I'm a nice guy. I try to give people what they want."

"But that place....."

Satan shrugs. "It's for the Christians. Dunno why, but they seem to want things that way.....!!"