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Re: Finally I'm In America by segyoms: 3:42am On Jun 22, 2022
Enjoy your new location..
Re: Finally I'm In America by Nobody: 3:42am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!
Welcome Again, Victor.
My simple ADVICE....
AVOID WOMEN now that you are here!
I know they would have pulled your ears.

IF you can't avoid them, please try and acquire lots of CAMERA vests, caps, pre installed camera wristwatches. Surround yourself with Camera. Never hesitate. Welcome Again!

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Re: Finally I'm In America by guobe: 3:44am On Jun 22, 2022
pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced grin

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen. cool
Nice one coming from a big bro

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Kingozymandias(m): 3:49am On Jun 22, 2022
Brexxit:
angry

You mean the shithole US riddled with homeless people,debts ridden mo'fuckers,gun violence gangs and psychos ready to shoot you at anytime.

Let me know when you move to a sane country.
Make jealousy and envy no ruin you....which of these crimes isn't overloaded in Nigeria ?

Envy kills drink water and rest

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Re: Finally I'm In America by planetx: 3:49am On Jun 22, 2022
Brexxit:
angry

You mean the shithole US riddled with homeless people,debts ridden mo'fuckers,gun violence gangs and psychos ready to shoot you at anytime.

Let me know when you move to a sane country.
Funny enough despite all the gun violence, the US is a hundred times safer than Nigeria. You can travel in your car at any time of the night and you never worry about armed robbers coming to your house.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by UCHDR: 3:53am On Jun 22, 2022
I will counsel you to focus on your goals and remember that everything in life is by God grace We all have different path in life. May God help you in all your endeavours.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by ozoono(m): 4:01am On Jun 22, 2022
pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced grin

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen. cool
Thanks on his behalf, which part of united state u reside. ? Mine is Los Angeles

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Re: Finally I'm In America by nedekid: 4:06am On Jun 22, 2022
Brexxit:
angry

You mean the shithole US riddled with homeless people,debts ridden mo'fuckers,gun violence gangs and psychos ready to shoot you at anytime.

Let me know when you move to a sane country.
The gdp per capital is high, so also the standards of living.
Go on YouTube and see small kids playing with 80,90,100k cars especially those with that funny sounding engines ie the v8 hell cats sets, the jeep track hawk etc. Children that if they were in naija will be eating food from mummies pots.
Generally I think there is more opportunity in the US that other countries for a young man.
Well it depends on what you are looking for.
For my age, your advice is more applicable.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by zedegit: 4:07am On Jun 22, 2022
WilsonBright935:


Which of these can't be found in Nigeria, yet some people are doing fine... When it's your turn bros, japa to Finland or the Netherlands.

Try and be happy for people's success (for once)

That is if he even has an international passport talkless of flight money.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Tonim(f): 4:13am On Jun 22, 2022
pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced grin

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen. cool




Great advice cheesy

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Re: Finally I'm In America by AdaAwka1: 4:13am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

You will soon work your way to NY to reside in Alabama. Alabama dey Newyork??

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Re: Finally I'm In America by lionlee216(m): 4:14am On Jun 22, 2022
mamagee3:

I live in Richmond, TX

Maybe we can hang out sometime.

Am I invited to the hang out? � embarassed
Re: Finally I'm In America by Nobody: 4:15am On Jun 22, 2022
AdaAwka1:


You will soon work your way to NY to reside in Alabama. Alabama dey Newyork??

grin

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Re: Finally I'm In America by lionlee216(m): 4:16am On Jun 22, 2022
ChiefJusticeFuc:


OP be wary of these types.

Fugly Nigerian girls who nobody will FCK their sorry ass for.

Being you are straight of the boat , she will take you in as her personal sex slave.

Avoid Nigerian women and girls. They are all sex starved maniacs

Haba! That is so mean shocked

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Theanyanwu: 4:18am On Jun 22, 2022
Congratulations big man.

Hope you got an Oraimo freepod pro here before going sha cos it might be way too expensive over there

Re: Finally I'm In America by etrange: 4:22am On Jun 22, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:

That he is angry at the state of affairs of his country clearly shows he is patriotic citizen.

Yes it is what it is.

1. Refusing to spread development to other parts of the country but rather concentrating on Lagos leading more and more to its congestion.

2. No 24 hour electricity in this 21st century 3rd world country.

3. Constitutionally mandated Authority stealing.

Internalized hatred is not a sign of patriotism. No one in history has ever made his country any better by denigrating her. Regardless of where we are in the world, that place he just called a shit hole remains his home. He has every reason to be angry, but there's absolutely nothing patriotic about his write-up. Neither the name calling nor his long term dream depicts patriotism. Not like it really matters. He's traveling for the first time and the excitement is expected. This is probably not the time to sound patriotic. But it's also not a reason to embrace the white man's insults. I'm not from a shit hole, I am from a struggling country. So are you. So is the OP.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by iampeterben(m): 4:36am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!
Congrats man, God bless America and God bless Nigeria our motherland. I wish you all the best.
Re: Finally I'm In America by BusinessPlan22: 4:39am On Jun 22, 2022
LienwaltAbel:

I swear, I love New Zealand especially. Though it's a home to weird animals and bugs, still, the beauty no be here.

Na beauty u wan chop abi
Re: Finally I'm In America by Udemzy05: 4:39am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

All of us? If we all leave who will remain here?
Re: Finally I'm In America by Miscellaneous(m): 4:42am On Jun 22, 2022
mamagee3:

I live in Richmond, TX

Maybe we can hang out sometime.

Richmond? That sounds like Houston area. I’m in San Marcos. We could chat
Re: Finally I'm In America by ednut1(m): 4:43am On Jun 22, 2022
Lies
Re: Finally I'm In America by Chivasex: 4:43am On Jun 22, 2022
Welcome to Houston
I live here in case you wanna hang out
Re: Finally I'm In America by nijanigga: 4:47am On Jun 22, 2022
ChiefJusticeFuc:


His Israeli waka from Texas to Jew York where Americans are fleeing from in droves gave him out as a land crossing illegal migrant that started his journey into the US through Haiti or Mexico.

He survived the Cartels and the human organ traffickers but can he survive the Slave holders of the Jewnited States?

This migrant convoy has a very sinister agenda for the US.

I won't advice anyone to move to the US or Canada, UK, EU or Australia. Those regions are heavily set for a planned demolition .


If I intend to travel it is to that only nation know that will never fall under Globo Homo WEF great reset - Russia!
Well in that case just stay in your naija jeje cos Russians are fleeing those that can

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Re: Finally I'm In America by 1Sharon(f): 4:50am On Jun 22, 2022
We have amankwa, amalankwa and then America.

Which of the America are you?

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Re: Finally I'm In America by nijanigga: 4:51am On Jun 22, 2022
Hope they stamped arrival for your passport with I-94
If not you can NEVER change your status

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Nobody: 4:54am On Jun 22, 2022
Lol.. this Op and self esteem issues. It's good to japa when u can but going by Op's track record this is just another cruise. This guy... enjoy ur Yankee dreams grin
Re: Finally I'm In America by sslcrypt: 4:58am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

I will advice sane Nigerians to have an alternative country of residence. Married to an Estonian man was something I never imagined but it's the best choice I made. We travel a lot as a family even after all these years of marriage. He loves Nigeria for some weird reason, that my family said he should do some ancestry DNA test grin. It gets even crazier because he's thinks maybe one is his north African grand parents must have migrated from Nigeria to settle in north Africa grin grin grin

Yes there is no place like home, but because Nigeria is a special case, but I will urge sane Nigerians to find an alternative nation of residence.

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Fearyourcreator: 4:58am On Jun 22, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!
Young man calm down.... Live your dreams ... Stop telling people to run away ....

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Re: Finally I'm In America by Fearyourcreator: 5:00am On Jun 22, 2022
LienwaltAbel:

Success? Because you left Nigeria it automatically means success. gringrin like the Christians always say: In all your doings acquire wisdom.
Lolzzzz
Re: Finally I'm In America by Golan007: 5:00am On Jun 22, 2022
It's reside with an s.

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