Sell yourself and everything in that shop and give to her... Then proceed to hang yourself.

Wetin be her name, i wan check something? And which state u dey like dis?

If u don't know this boy, u will think he's serious.
He's not looking for advice, but just seeking attention

May God help you, dear Simp.

Johndagr8t:
see please

Thank God I am not your sister, I would have slapped your brains to reset

I agree with you being called a simp

Besides you are still a teenager

Johndagr8t:


I need advice

O.k I de come

Sell everything and give her the money. Ensure you reserve one sniper incase you still don't have sense after your shop is empty so you can drink it and rest in peace for woman matter.

Johndagr8t:


but I really love her

You need a redpilling, brain resetting slap

The distance between you and your village is 5 kilomiter.

abokikhalifa:
The distance between you and your village is 5 kilomiter.

yh

becky39000:

You need a redpilling, brain resetting slap

I love her

DaddyFabooluz:
Sell everything and give her the money. Ensure you reserve one sniper incase you still don't have sense after your shop is empty so you can drink it and rest in peace for woman matter.

ok

KristaPretty:

Thank God I am not your sister, I would have slapped your brains to reset
I agree with you being called a simp
Besides you are still a teenager

wow

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

You know what your problems are and you're still asking for advice.....are you this daft

AmazingELixir:





You know what your problems are and you're still asking for advice.....are you this daft

yes

It's still plenty, Come back and ask again when it remain one paracetamol

Johndagr8t:

I love her

May God help you.

you are a handsome man but try get sense,if they're not helping you grow cut them... proverbs...


she's leaving the day you go broke...

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

Your really stupid. I say this bcoz you already know d source of your problem and u choose to do nothing. Instead you come here to waste our time. Don't worry, you'll soon beg for food!

na that love go send you to poverty not the girl.
you think that is how to love?

no need advising you.

and here he is replying us "but I really love her".

Shey u Dey sell diazapem make I come patronize u

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

darkstar6971:
Shey u Dey sell diazapem make I come patronize u

yes

True.
Most of these young ladies are like vampires. Selfish and ruthless.
They only rent out their kpekus to you until your tenure expires.

Sunnymatey:
If she's not adding value to your life and business, fire her asap.
She will ruin you and move to the next guy.
A lady that truly love and care about you will be more concern about your business.

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

very funny but I don't think that's your shop,that shopkeeper is seriously feeling the buhari effect,sorry I beg,don't spend what you cannot afford to lose on women

imagrg:
True. Most of these young ladies are like vampires. Selfish and ruthless. They only rent out their kpekus to you until your tenure expires.

don't insult my bae or I arrest you

You never chi chun tin.


Come to think of it, na for only this country you go see pharmacy, chemist and medicine shop.

Alaye

Johndagr8t:

yes

Guy get sense plsssssss, pls collect senses.
No woman no cry oh Bob Marley RIP.
She will gonna dished u when once ur landlord serve u quit notice. Guy buckle up okay, stay away from that gender cos they are destiny destroyers.

Kollins11:
Death to all SIMPs

and aspiring simps

Johndagr8t:


don't insult my bae or I arrest you

love nwantiti

Johndagr8t:
I need your advice

she demands alot,I recharge her,call her, subscribe for her and everything you could imagine!!!

you still look young; it's gonna be hard to advice you... you must learn the hard way

2special:
Sell all the drugs in your shop and give her the money.

calm down comrade