Being a boyfriend in Nigeria should be regarded as a full time job. Because, it requires extraordinary skills to get it right.

I mean, how am I supposed to know that "big head" means "I like you, but I can't admit it" ?

How should I know that, "I don't want your girlfriend to pour me acïd" means, "Do you have a girlfriend? Because if you don't, I'm into you."

Who will tell me that when she says, "Can you help me unzip my bra" she's hōrny and wants me to initiate sêx?

And, don't I need super powers to know that when she says, "Leave me. Stay on your own" she means I should keep coming?

Should we talk about that monthly ritual that makes her act like a familiar witch, saying things she knows I can't understand?

"You must'nt miss that appointment, but I need you here with me. Go, but don't leave me. I can't go with you though."

Good boyfriends should be placed on a damn monthly allowance.

Because, Omo!��

#DiaryOfaNigerianBoyfriend.

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I'm just knowing these for the first time sha.
If I say leamme I mean leamme

All these sounds strange to me tho

Hookup gang, na mumu dey get girlfriend