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Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jul 10, 2022
Then you are above average.
Don't use iPhone or touch light and be having hopeless hope.
Even some Android phone do not qualify for this test

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by willi926(m): 2:48pm On Jul 10, 2022
Hmm

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by MITCHELL96: 2:49pm On Jul 10, 2022
Wahala for people wey dey use all these infinix phones wey dey like ruler grin grin

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Orgasmgiver123(m): 2:52pm On Jul 10, 2022
I hope you know there are short android phones e.g tecno M3



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by orisa37: 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2022
Half of my ANDROID PHONE WHEN INACTIVE AND ONE AND A HALF WHEN IT IS READY FOR ACTION.
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
I hope you know there are short android phones e.g tecno M3



One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
I know if you like go use wrist watch phone take measure your dick check if he day longer than the width of your rain boots, that one na your headache

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Wahala for people wey dey use all these infinix phones wey dey like ruler grin grin
Lol. My own na infinix
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2022
grin
Mathscum:

I know if you like go use wrist watch phone take measure your dick check if he day longer than the width of your rain boots, that one na your headache

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
grin
Mathscum:

I know if you like go use wrist watch phone take measure your dick check if he day longer than the width of your rain boots, that one na your headache
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Orgasmgiver123(m): 3:08pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mathscum:

I know if you like go use wrist watch phone take measure your dick check if he day longer than the width of your rain boots, that one na your headache
Oga check my name well

The cassava wey i carry down here na palava for girl wey never been balaga, na still palava for girl wey done balaga

In other words you no fit use my Gucci compare balanciaga


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Oga check my name well

The cassava wey i carry down here na palava for girl wey never been balaga, na still palava for girl wey done balaga

In other words you no fit use my Gucci compare balanciaga


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Even index finger fit give orgasm to Yoruba girl. What are we saying

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by czarr(m): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mathscum:
Then you are above average.
Don't use iPhone or touch light and be having hopeless hope.
Even some Android phone do not qualify for this test
Were you insecure about your dick size and you just found out that you have the length of an android phone, and now you want to talk down on others to feel better about yourself....guys who are really endowed don't open threads like this, only guys who are average or below average.

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
czarr:
Were you insecure about your dick size and you just found out that you have the length of an android phone, and now you want to talk down on others to feel better about yourself....guys who are really endowed don't open threads like this, only guys who are average or below average.
When Europeans discovered simple way for measuring Diick with toilet paper roll you clap for them, this na my little way to contribute to Diick research and easy evaluation at a spot and later get better approximate value of your partner dick size without him knowing you have measured his destiny

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Kosoco(m): 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
And it will make FP.... Sic
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by czarr(m): 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mathscum:

When Europeans discovered simple way for measuring Diick with toilet paper roll you clap for them, this na my little way to contribute to Diick research and easy evaluation at a spot and later get better approximate value of your partner dick size without him knowing you have measured his destiny
Phones have different sizes, you should have specified.
You don't have to tell people that they should not give themselves hopeless hope, that's arrogant and demeaning, personally I have a very much above average size, but understand that there are guys out there who re not blessed in that department and they are very insecure about it, spending money on stuffs to increase the length even when they know that it won't work....let's be considerate.
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Rastaramsey(m): 3:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
During erection, my shit is bigger than my 13 pro max...
That's not Even The case sef...

It is not a matter of having a big dick..
It is a matter of knowing how to use it properly...
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by care4you: 3:53pm On Jul 10, 2022
Rastaramsey:
During erection, my shit is bigger than my 13 pro max...
That's not Even The case sef...

It is not a matter of having a big dick..
It is a matter of knowing how to use it properly...


Papa, how do you use is properly?
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Rastaramsey(m): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2022
care4you:
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Papa, how do you use is properly?

Without saying much
Do you know that it is not every man that knows how to fu*k properly
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by obinna58(m): 3:59pm On Jul 10, 2022
Rastaramsey:


Without saying much
Do you know that it is not every man that knows how to fu*k properly
Ok
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by obinna58(m): 4:01pm On Jul 10, 2022
My redmi note 7 is 6.2inches that's when I realised I'm 7inches plus when erected

No wam
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Orgasmgiver123(m): 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mathscum:

Even index finger fit give orgasm to Yoruba girl. What are we saying

Toor
I done commot my hand and mouth here, before yoruba girls attack me join you


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jul 10, 2022
obinna58:
My redmi note 7 is 6.2inches that's when I realised I'm 7inches plus when erected

No wam
I rolled my eyes...
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
A lot of insecure men on this thread... Measure your di** and tell us... Or fu** off... undecided
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mine is 2 inches and last only 60 seconds any woman that's not satisfied can go to hell.

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Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
obinna58:
My redmi note 7 is 6.2inches that's when I realised I'm 7inches plus when erected

No wam
Yeah some people never know how big they are until they try the phone measurement
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by care4you: 4:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
Rastaramsey:


Without saying much
Do you know that it is not every man that knows how to fu*k properly

Ok daddy......pls teach me your dear son is listening..

..
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Twoclans(f): 4:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
obinna58:
My redmi note 7 is 6.2inches that's when I realised I'm 7inches plus when erected

No wam

Hnmmmmmmmm

Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by obinna58(m): 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
I rolled my eyes...
Lol
Like you have not seen bigger ones, it's just an average size for blacks
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2022
See question
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Rahkman: 4:36pm On Jul 10, 2022
Mathscum:
Then you are above average.
Don't use iPhone or touch light and be having hopeless hope.
Even some Android phone do not qualify for this test
oga sharap if u no get girth above 6 ur dick no count if e like make e long pass third mainland bridge
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
obinna58:

Lol
Like you have not seen bigger ones, it's just an average size for blacks
I felt second hand embarrassment reading this... undecided
Re: Is Your Diick Longer Than Your Android Phone. by DaInferno(m): 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2022
Waiting for the ladies...if torchlight fit sink inside; pls geddifrk

You gerrit? grin grin

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