I saw this tweet and it really crack me up:

daughter na case . She was saying to me “ daddy I want this, I want that” I ignored her and continued what I was doing. Next thing she shouted “ Andrew are you not hearing me”?

https://twitter.com/IbizugbeAndre/status/1548642879039733760?s=20&t=Nm5PxpQgjjOnJqBPe3JNCg

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And my 5 yrs old be like....mummy bring your ear closer to my belly button.

Me.....why
Him... because my worms are biting my Belle
Me....calls out to his 6ta to fetch zolat(work drugs)
Him....mummy no nah,the worms don't need drugs,they are telling me they need food.
Mummy please give me food,I m hungry.

Lolxxx

My neighbor’s 5 y/o kid told me to spell egg, I told her E-Double-G. She shouted “brother don’t know book o”

I told her to spell it and She said E-G-G. I told her it’s the same thing. She disputed and legit went telling everyone I don’t know how to spell Egg.

Carcholce:
My neighbor’s 5 y/o kid told me to spell egg, I told her E-Double-G. She shouted “brother don’t know book o”

I told her to spell it and She said E-G-G. I told her it’s the same thing. She disputed and legit went telling everyone I don’t know how to spell Egg.

Which one be E-Double-G? Na E-G-G....no more, no less.

Hilarious replies

One said, "God stopped creating new humans in 2000..."

I just went through that thread. Some kids can be funny. People with kids are trying. That responsibility is crazy.

I love kids,hope to have mine soon

toobusy:
I love kids,hope to have mine soon

But you are too busy

;DWhat a life

MrToothBrush:


But you are too busy

.....sure not for my kids and family

What kind of daughter calls her dad by his first name?

My 4 your old son is something else...
1. If he wants something, he'll say "daddy". If he REALLY wants that thing, he'll say BABE( what my wife calls me)
2. If he wants something and knows before hand that I'll very likely say No, he'll say ODOGWU.... And just for extra measure, ODOGWU AGHA( whatever that means)
3. If it's a do or die must have, he'll come to me after 1 & 2 fails, holds my face with his two hands, stares into my soul and say, " BABE, I WANTU PLAY GTA ON PS4..
Now tell me how can you say no to that..even the devil will not forgive you

Nazgul:
What kind of daughter calls her dad by his first name?

Lemme don't even start with my 6 year old daughter..that one na case on her own

Nazgul:
What kind of daughter calls her dad by his first name?

lol, the kind that knows how to gets the father's attention

This took place between me and My niece of about 7yrs then, I got back from school as a 400 level undergraduate student of mechanical engineering. So, I came out and saw the Toyota highlander (latest model) parked outside with a flat tyre.

So, I rushed in, got the key to change the tyre. I opened the trunk and don't know how to bring the spare tyre down, I searched and pulled so many things in the car to no avail, my nice was watching all that time and she told me that " Uncle Sunny, if you don't know how to do it leave it so that you would not spoil anything."

I felt embarrassed. So, I asked her to shut up. When I couldn't I Brought out my phone and watched "a how to loosened spare tyre on youtube." And that was how I finally changed the tyre.

In the end I apologised to her and thanked her. Kids of this days are no longer kids they are recycled old people

laluski:
My 4 your old son is something else...
1. If he wants something, he'll say "daddy". If he REALLY wants that thing, he'll say BABE( what my wife calls me)
2. If he wants something and knows before hand that I'll very likely say No, he'll say ODOGWU.... And just for extra measure, ODOGWU AGHA( whatever that means)
3. If it's a do or die must have, he'll come to me after 1 & 2 fails, holds my face with his two hands, stares into my soul and say, " BABE, I WANTU PLAY GTA ON PS4..
Now tell me how can you say no to that..even the devil will not forgive you

Lolz kids never give up

usj:
lol, the kind that knows how to gets the father's attention

Lol...