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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by gleamy(m): 5:06pm On Jul 19, 2022
Wise one... You blur picture, you no blur names grin
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Cypress042(m): 5:09pm On Jul 19, 2022
RexTramadol1:



*It’s advisable*
Thanks smiley
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by InvertedHammer: 5:09pm On Jul 19, 2022
OgaDeyVex:
Update From . COM

A Corps Member's blunder-filled Facebook post has elicited reactions from online users, Reports.

The NYSC Member, Sadiq Abubakar Lawan on Monday, July 18, shared a photo of himself with a female colleague and wrote As Sighted By : "We thanks God for being us a live"

Reacting To The Post, As Obtained By , Facebook Users questioned how he managed to graduate from a higher institution.

"This one nor pass through school, na school pass through am. I nor blame am, I blame their teachers we dey use Hausa teach them for school. Imagine graduate." one Oga Na Mastar wrote.

Francisca Chichetam: "I wonder how this one managed to graduate from higher institution"

See Reaction As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
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Let them keep insulting future MD of a Federal parastatal. No be by English (another person language foistered on them). Who English help?

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LollySeaSide: 5:09pm On Jul 19, 2022
This is what happens when your brain doesn't communicate with your fingers.
The guy was contemplating whether to type:
"Thank God for being alive"
OR
"Thank God for keeping us alive".
He decided that the latter would do but that was after he's already typed "Thank God for being...".
He eventually forgot to change the "being" to "keeping".
If I were a lawyer, would you hire me to defend your case?
And hey...
The space between "a" and "live" was a slip of the finger!
Please don't ask me whether "we thanks" is correct English.
We is plural, so is thank+s = thanks!
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by nnamdi640: 5:10pm On Jul 19, 2022
Don't be surprise that soon he will become commissioner of police walking with escorts as northerner product while you in the south will end up working as a teacher in one private school. This is how imbalance this country has turn out to be.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Psoul(m): 5:19pm On Jul 19, 2022
Cypress042:
The last time i checked, is it's not a must that one should add caption to his one's post cheesy

It's advisable to keep your caption to your self yourself, if you're clueless on what to say cool

Adding a Caption is not mandatory, save lives grin

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by yad2eidi: 5:19pm On Jul 19, 2022
In china Japan , Germany etc , they use their language to teach them. English is not out language
May una rest

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Cypress042(m): 5:20pm On Jul 19, 2022
[quote author=Psoul post=114890599][/quote] Why are you like this cheesy
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Munamoqel: 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2022
OgaDeyVex:
Update From . COM

A Corps Member's blunder-filled Facebook post has elicited reactions from online users, Reports.

The NYSC Member, Sadiq Abubakar Lawan on Monday, July 18, shared a photo of himself with a female colleague and wrote As Sighted By : "We thanks God for being us a live"

Reacting To The Post, As Obtained By , Facebook Users questioned how he managed to graduate from a higher institution.

"This one nor pass through school, na school pass through am. I nor blame am, I blame their teachers we dey use Hausa teach them for school. Imagine graduate." one Oga Na Mastar wrote.

Francisca Chichetam: "I wonder how this one managed to graduate from higher institution"

See Reaction As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
Nigerians .so if he studied BSC hausa or BSC Arabic language .
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by FiremanX: 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2022
Eleyi1:
Eleyi no go school at all o, his comrade is bellow here
Oga it is below not bellow
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Thanos5555: 5:24pm On Jul 19, 2022
Xpol:
You guys should stop acting like a prof. Check what you wrote and correct yourself first. It’s only in Nigeria that olodo will be correcting fellow olodo (correcting someone’s bad English.... with worse...)

great speaker of English, may you please identify the Errors.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:24pm On Jul 19, 2022
FalseProphet1:
He'll end up in one of the top government agencies. Then you'll be to wonder why nothing is working. There you have your answer.

This I have seen.
My man.. Even you are also committing the same blunder here..

You will correct yourself in no due time.

This I have known

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by uniquelyspecial(m): 5:28pm On Jul 19, 2022
quentin06:
Why criricize him? English is not his language, can you say ''we thank god for keeping us alive'' in hausa?

These are the consequences of prolonged ASUU strike, so blame ASUU. cool
You dey alright like this?

No worry, your data go soon finish. When that happens, feel free to blame ASUU.

It pleases me to inform you that the prolonged strike by ASUU is no fault of the union. Be wise enough to hold your government accountable.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Surfacebaba: 5:29pm On Jul 19, 2022
Life goes on
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by bnbash(m): 5:31pm On Jul 19, 2022
English is not our mother tongue in the north and I admit we are not too good in speaking. I believe most of you who find this funny are only good in broken English because i can see from your comment here.
Elchappo:
The guy try nii..
Come see my colleagues from the north, simple sentence nah die..
The worst nah one wey get Master's but that dude is empty and speaks "Bombish-english" but today he is assigned to one very influential sector of our economy...
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by ceejay80s(m): 5:34pm On Jul 19, 2022
Una see name abubarka and u expect his English to be correct?
he is one of those their pry sch common entrance pass put mark is 2 or15 , while Igbos pwn is 300 put of 400 questions , the same people fighting for government mouth watery post and even presidency
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by bnbash(m): 5:38pm On Jul 19, 2022
Hmm! Please go through your comment again before you judge somebody
nnamdi640:
Don't be surprise that soon he will become commissioner of police working with escorts as northerner product and you in the south will ended up working as a teacher in one private school. This is how imbalance this country is.

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by ashawopikin(m): 5:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
Wetin una expect from aboki
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:43pm On Jul 19, 2022
FalseProphet1:
He'll end up in one of the top government agencies. Then you'll be to wonder why nothing is working. There you have your answer.

This I have seen.
İngirishi grin. Pick the log in your eye first.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by ceejay80s(m): 5:44pm On Jul 19, 2022
Channah1:
I was going to hold brief for him on the " thanks" because sometimes auto correct does that to you when all you simply want to type is "thank" when I saw "being a live". Then I knew the guy is an Iti nkpataka grin. Lol...
u are a Wicked soul, u know even call the guy itiboribo,
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:44pm On Jul 19, 2022
nnamdi640:
Don't be surprise that soon he will become commissioner of police working with escorts as northerner product and you in the south will ended up working as a teacher in one private school. This is how imbalance this country is.
gringrin you read this nonsense before you posted it, right?

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:45pm On Jul 19, 2022
ceejay80s:
Una see name abubarka and u expect his English to be correct?
he is one of those their pry sch common entrance pass put mark is 2 or15 , while Igbos pwn is 300 put of 400 questions , the same people fighting for government mouth watery post and even presidency
You aren't any different, i hope you know this? grin can you read this rubbish that you wrote?

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Sirafoy: 5:48pm On Jul 19, 2022
Damidave1124:
Why not just write in broken English

I'm very sure he was taught with Hausa all through primary and secondary school .
This is not just broken. This is a scattered English!
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:49pm On Jul 19, 2022
yad2eidi:
In china Japan , Germany etc , they use their language to teach them. English is not out language
May una rest
There are many minorities in China like the uyghur, but they all speak Chinese. Why? Because it's the lingua Franca, same goes for the other countries you mentioned there. English will always remain the lingua Franca because choosing one of our indigenous languages as a lingua Franca is a recipe for disaster.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:50pm On Jul 19, 2022
bnbash:
English is not our mother tongue in the north and I admit we are not too good in speaking. I believe most of you who find this funny are only good in broken English because i can see from your comment here.
Most of them are worse. I was even laughing internally when I saw the comment section underneath his post. I'm sure that most of them can't speak English. And, by the way, you speak better English than most of the people talking rubbish here.

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Channah1(f): 5:51pm On Jul 19, 2022
ceejay80s:

u are a Wicked soul, u know even call the guy itiboribo,

Your own even worse.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:52pm On Jul 19, 2022
Channah1:


Your own even worse.
gringrin you don see am na.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:55pm On Jul 19, 2022
LollySeaSide:
This is what happens when your brain doesn't communicate with your fingers.
The guy was contemplating whether to type:
"Thank God for being alive"
OR
"Thank God for keeping us alive".
He decided that the latter would do but that was after he's already typed "Thank God for being...".
He eventually forgot to change the "being" to "keeping".
If I were a lawyer, would you hire me to defend your case?
And hey...
The space between "a" and "live" was a slip of the finger!
Please don't ask me whether "we thanks" is correct English.
We is plural, so is thank+s = thanks!
Conjugation of English disagrees with you.

I thank
You thank
She/he thanks
We thank
They thank

İf you've done some research on English, you'll realise that it's one of the silliest and most incoherent languages. To top it all, it's spelling system makes little to no sense. Applying logic when speaking English doesn't just work. İt's not Turkish.

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by socialmallam(m): 5:55pm On Jul 19, 2022
Somewhere in South-west

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by LienwaltAbel(m): 5:58pm On Jul 19, 2022
socialmallam:
Somewhere in South-west
This one worse self grin

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Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by Abujason: 6:02pm On Jul 19, 2022
Soon he will be made Minister of Education or he will be running for President of Nigeria.
Re: "RIP English" - Reactions Trail Corps Member's Facebook Post by nzubegod: 6:11pm On Jul 19, 2022
Let the guy be, English is not his natural lingua.

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