LagBlogger:


Probably you share some similarities with cold hearted, cynical critics.

Whether he scores low on whatever assessment you call it, I am quite sure dude is testing the waters.

Criticize with helpful tips not harsh statements like extremely stressful.

That sounds hateful especially as you didn't specify ways he could improve on it.

By the way, are you the entire 7-8 readers? What if you're wrong?

The OP wrote in a way that his former colleagues coming across the post will know that he's the one.

I have a strong suspicion that einsteine is one of them, hence the attack.

SoaringLife01:

Hausa who is speaking Yoruba 100%

LOL. The guy thought the Op is a tribalist like Nairalanders.

blackparadise:
so if to say nah you, you go knack ham

Yes ooo

Obaman12:


Lmao! Don't joke with introverts. They notice every slightest thing you do, even when you mess. They don't talk much, but definitely knows everything that happens around them. I am one of them.

Introverts over think things.

Thank God you survived it..

VULCAN:
Everything you said is correct.

When I saw people saying he is a good writer I was reminded that the average Nigerian is just a mediocre.

He actually wrote like someone who is experiencing serious mental health issues.

I feel for him.

He is seriously traumatized but may not even know it.

and he writes better than you.

Eagba:

Introverts over think things.

It's a terrible trait to have when people skills are essential like in OP case.

Toxicity....kilode...me i go dun walk away.... I swear....

einsteine:
The OP's epistle and the people commending it for being well written are examples of why Nigerians are still being asked to prove their knowledge of the English language despite English being the language of our education.

Is it that these commenters don't understand proper composition? Don't you guys see how the OP jumps from paragraph to paragraph without any linkages? Or how each paragraph contains disjointed and unrelated ideas leading to an overall confusing narrative?

Then there is the issue of him being so particular about the ethnic and educational profiles of his co-workers. That says a lot about the OP.

Overall, the narrative was confusing and uninteresting. As someone who has worked in the banking industry, I began my reading with great hopes that there would be something entertaining or enlightening in the post but the OP sacrificed his message on the altar of poor composition.

The mentions of ethnicity and educational background was also a big turn off.

If only you know that English shouldn't be as important as it is in Nigeria, you will shut up.

buttlover:
If na me, I for don resign teh teh. My mental health comes first. Working in such toxic gossiping environment is a no no for me. It is either I join them or I leave them.

But op you fuckup o. You for nack one of those girls at least to teach them a memorable lesson

One of them Ke? He for carry ALL OF THEM. He fit even use cause fight amongst them sef, hence he'll have one that is loyal to him.

Bankers

Although OP, you wrote like someone having intermittent memory loss... But I understood you sha

EkelediliBuhari:
Be like you dey work for UBA

Firstly your write up is a comic relief

Well there is toxicity in work environments… people skills is very important in maintaining a good working relationship with colleagues

Now you have learned something I trust you will do better in your next job

UBA? I doubt, it "sounds" more like Access bank.

If Na woman write am, then Na most likely Zenith Bank

georjay:


Asides Marketing and Operations...which other department is available?

IT,public sector, debt recovery, health, engineering, legal, treasury etc. They are many but na to get that dept be the issue.

Long leg, experience, certifications before you get those

uptownemmygee:



Yes ooo

but the guy too mumu, instead for him to avoid troubles so he can enjoy his job..he have to apply wisdom...me I see that kind oppo I go pkamsh that boss ass shifted....I go just they use her cash cruise...as a nigga you don have to slack...nah wisdom..com they do me nice guy...things happening in all those firms ...werey ladies plenty wet dey Bleep even

blackparadise:
but the guy too mumu, instead for him to avoid troubles so he can enjoy his job..he have to apply wisdom...me I see that kind oppo I go pkamsh that boss ass shifted....I go just they use her cash cruise...as a nigga you don have to slack...nah wisdom..com they do me nice guy...things happening in all those firms ...werey ladies plenty wet dey Bleep even

Long as she could cover my bills
I go bleep her climax multiple times till she go forget her husband

uptownemmygee:


Long as she could cover my bills
I go bleep her climax multiple times till she go forget her husband

. And for the bank self ,she go dey back me up in case of wahala

Mystery2020:
"They finally employed you. I hope you have a strong shoe", she said. I did not understand what the teller meant.

I had spent about a quarter in this new generation bank, I was ridiculed, insulted and bullied by the head teller and cash officer who is a Unilag graduate, the branch manager (BM) who once accused me of stealing, and my new supervisor who just got back from maternity leave.

You really tried. I can't take quarter of what you passed through before I put in my resignation. I would not allow them to outsmart me by sacking me first. You should have known that they wanted to set you up for failure and sack by that unrealistic target. What I saw in banking sector was nothing compared to yours before I called it quits without any other job. I will never near banking job again.
I'm glad you got another job. Best of luck to you.

blackparadise:
. And for the bank self ,she go dey back me up in case of wahala

Confirm

blackparadise:
. And for the bank self ,she go dey back me up in case of wahala

Female banker dey bleep oga and rich customer steady, I have a female neighbour staying at the next flat close to mine, every weekend nah different men with exotic car dey come lap her daybreak.

Bobmarie:
You are doing the same with this comment. I am also entitled to my opinion.

Then give your opinions without dragging others perspective into it.

uptownemmygee:



Female banker dey bleep oga and rich customer steady, I have a female neighbour staying at the next flat close to mine, every weekend nah different men with exotic car dey come lap her daybreak.

she never marry ni...

Op I'm disappointed in you. Didn't, you know that pilfering is part of office ethics? ( At least in Nigeria of course, yes of course)

satandeterrible:


Oga you were a simp. A big simp!!
And that my problem with fools like you.
You just don't have sense.

The new girl came and you tried to play Mr Nice guy by being an extra helping hand for her.
What did you get in return? She still was among those that mocked and laughed at you.

I know you wanted to get into her pants and that was why you were being nice. But it backfired, as expected.

Mr man, stop being nice to girls. You will never benefit anything from that. Funny enough, it is the guy who doesn't give a shit about her that she will Bleep.. While you , white Knight in shining armour, gets nothing.

When are men going to learn that they'll benefit nothing from being Mr nice guy.

Even if uih wanted to Bleep that girl, giving her no attention and even being mean would have gotten you into her pants faster than being such a simp.

Mumu, now the girl follow mock you, still follow gang up against you. Tell me, wetin you gain, Mr simp?

Please allow stupid men to lean the hard way

blackparadise:
she never marry ni...

Who wan marry her
She's just 22yrs oo, but her body count Don pass her age.

buttlover:
If na me, I for don resign teh teh. My mental health comes first. Working in such toxic gossiping environment is a no no for me. It is either I join them or I leave them.

But op you fuckup o. [b]You for nack one of those girls at least to teach them a memorable lesson [/b]

Not just one, as many as possible sef

uptownemmygee:


Who wan marry her
She's just 22yrs oo, but her body count Don pass her age.

I potty the husband that will her

nahzyla:


It's a terrible trait to have when people skills are essential like in OP case.

.part of my weak point

Bankers are not human beings. They are animals.

nonsense story

That's a though one on you.

ecobank

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
The bank in question is a blue logo bank that pride itself as pan-african while most of the management staff are nothing to write home about.

I can relate to your story through and through and the penchant for playing office politics is messing some of these banks up but they'd always play deaf ears.

I had to open my teeth in laughter after I finished reading this gory epistle laced with suspense.

I was once in your shoes. I tackled everyone hands down. I left with my head up and since I have been doing fine at my level. I thank God.

So much sychophants running businesses. It will only make you a better person as those idiots working above you are only after themselves. Even if you like die they will still talk I'll about you.