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Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 1:27pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
*A Plumber while repairing kitchen sink stole meats from the clients pot. He later claimed that the pot cover fell and as he wanted to pick it, some Stew somehow entered his mouth. *One Senior Brother lured his neighbour's daughter to fvck in bathroom. When caught, Baba claimed 'He was bathing her'. With Strong erected Preek. WHAT'S THE SILLIEST OR FUNNIEST EXCUSE YOU HAVE HEARD FROM AN OFFENDER? Lalasticlala Mynd44. 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
He said he forgot we were dating. 4 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Ready100: 1:30pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by paulolee(m): 1:32pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
hookup babes blaming bad economy n poverty for selling their body 10 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Choilila: 1:35pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Africans blaming Whites for their misfortunes.. 14 Likes
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Cypress042(m): 1:35pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: That number two is a clean fact. When a matured man that isn't having erectile dysfunction is bathing a young adult, he would definitely get an erection 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by incandescentena: 1:38pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Liar Mohamed said Boko haram is technically defeated 6 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by H0didon(m): 1:56pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Damn!!! Here to read boozer tales .people giving us zobo on a steady. Normals, people too dey lie for this carbar, we sabi but we no go talk so that the lie go dey flow steady . Na gullible folks dey fall. No iish. As our Ancestors would say "Once in awhile,relax and enjoy fairytale". 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by VeryWickedMan: 2:03pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Yahoo boys say they are taking back what slave traders took from Africa 15 Likes
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Cypress042:Lols, the Girl in question is about 16years old oo. 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Cypress042(m): 2:14pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Vinnie2000:Still a young adult 6 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by blaquebelle: 2:27pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan:Gbam Choilila:Especially yahoo boys that use slavery to justify their greed 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by blaquebelle: 2:28pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
It's always the work of the devil na. Innocent devil wey dey chill for hell will never rest because of criminals 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 2:29pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by blaquebelle: 2:33pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Can we agree that blaming rape on the victims dressing is also a silly excuse? It's like saying 'how can you be driving around with your fine flashy car in front of me and you except me not to be tempted to steal your car?' It's In the mindset, people. 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Vinnie2000:Yeah 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by posty56: 2:36pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan:I swear this one they make me laugh ,some go dey Post image of blacks in chains 3 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Framel: 5:14pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan: For a clown that sleeps with prostitutes, shouldn't you be more worried about your next HIV result? But you're a joke on nairaland with no future, jobless and fronting on emptiness. 3 American visa application reject, why not try North Korea. 1 Like
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Framel: 5:15pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Cypress042: 16? 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 5:51pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Framel:Lol, we havegot Trackers in Nairaland sha! |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Hmm 1 Like
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
killmods:Lol, badt Guy Husband |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Demigod22: 10:23pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
The girl said she didn't want to have sex with her neighbor, she said that she bath from the bathroom and she slipped and fell on the neighbor's standing penis and that was how she lost her virginity. He had carryover and he said this is not my result, I know what I wrote, the father said Ola Rotimi, well done. She said I didn't sleep with your friend, it was your friend that sleep with me. She said it's not me you slept with, it's condom. Tinubu said the Bishops are not fake Bishops. 3 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Karleb(m): 11:33pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
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Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 11:35pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Demigod22: There is an 100lvl girl dat only 2months in Skul, dem don Fvck and impregnate her. When queried by her Deeper life mother, she said 'She went to a swimming pool and some lovers were having sex inside. Somehow the Guy's ejaculated sperm floated and moved and entered into her Pants'! Lolsss. 3 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Demigod22: 11:57pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Vinnie2000: LoL, when girls lie you will know that Tinubu and APC are learning. 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
Demigod22:Lols |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Autobot05: 3:39pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
She said “You’re too good for me “ Potential breakup excuse then I broke it up for her since she couldn’t bring herself up to breakup Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️ 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vix805: 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
Vinnie2000:what's up with that guy , ? 3 Likes |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by siofra(f): 6:59pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
"It's the devil" Said the idiot rapist 1 Like |
Re: Name The Silliest Excuse You Have Seen An Offender Give. by Vinnie2000(m): 10:03pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
siofra:Rapists though Hope u are not the victim? |
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