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Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by claremont(m): 11:47am On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

^^ so long d Op s a beautiful sexy attractive n clean babe
all d way boi
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 11:54am On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

^^ so long d Op s a beautiful sexy attractive n [b]clean babe[/b]all d way boi

you already have a 'SPARE TYRE' in ur tummy gal THOUGH ITS JUST ONE SHA!!!!

and u dont look tushed up, (just my opinion)

and did u mean the bolded? so u arent straight? NMUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 11:56am On Aug 02, 2011
Claremont
Wetin do u?
Strange?
.
.
Da Dr
didnt ask 4 ur opinion
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by claremont(m): 11:57am On Aug 02, 2011
^^^^
I didn't know you "swing" both ways, care for a 3some? kiss kiss
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 12:00pm On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

Claremont
Wetin do u?
Strange?
.
.
Da Dr
didnt ask 4 your opinion



WORK ON UR 'SPARE-TYRED-TUMMY' BEFORE U SEK MY OPINION.

ABI U BE AFTER -1?

MAKE SURE U LAFF ANYTIME THE LIGHT GOES OFF IN THE DARK TO AVOID SOMEONE CRASHING ON YOU
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 12:04pm On Aug 02, 2011
Da Dr
wats my tummy got 2 do wit u
is it turnin on dat pencil inbtw ur legs?
Bsyds wateva ur opinion s doesnt count
.
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Claremont
i dont swing
i do strictly babes
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 12:14pm On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

Da Dr
wats my tummy got 2 do wit u
is it turnin on dat pencil inbtw your legs?[/b]Bsyds wateva your opinion s doesnt count
.
.
Claremont
i dont swing
[b]i do strictly babes

TURN ON? LOL! WE NO SEE PEOPLE WEY STAND UP NA YOU WEY LIE DOWN FALT NA IM WE GO SEE? ABEG I DEALT ON FLAT TUMMIED GALS STRICTLY OR NICE TUMMIED ONES ALTERNATIVELY NOT A 'SPARE -TYRED-TUMMY' LIKE YOURS. JOR OOOO


YOU DEAL LADIES STRICTLY? NO WONDER U BE AS U BE! WHICH LADY GO FOLLOW POOR LOOKING GAL LIKE YOU? POVERTY DON PUSH U INTO LES ABI?

JUST AN ASSIGNMENT! COME LET MY BULLDOG FINGER U COS IF I AM A LADY I CANT EVEN DARE NEAR U, I DEY MAD? ABI AIDS NO BE REAL AGAIN?
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by claremont(m): 12:20pm On Aug 02, 2011
^^^^
cheesy grin grin
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 12:23pm On Aug 02, 2011
Dr
na dats very funny
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 12:35pm On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

Dr
na dats very funny

DYT THE L E S B I A N

LOLLLLLLLLLL
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by claremont(m): 12:43pm On Aug 02, 2011
^^^^
I didn't realise a whole DYT is a l-esbian, na wa oh. Nigeria don spoil finish!!! shocked shocked
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2011
claremont:

^^^^
I didn't realise a whole DYT is a l-esbian, na wa oh. Nigeria don spoil finish!!! shocked shocked

DONT BE SUPRISED OH!!! MOST LADIES ARE ONE NOW. THEY DONT HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!!

I HAVE MANY OF THEM AS FRIENDS ON FB , I GOT TO KNOEW THEM BY THEIR POSTS.

I AM STILL MONITORING THEM AND WOULD DO THEM A STINKER ONES I HAVE THEM IN LARGE NUMBER SO THAT THEY REPENT OF THEIR IDIOTIC ACT!
WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT THEY MAY SOMEDAY END UP AS A MANS WIFE. KAIIIIIII
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by claremont(m): 12:58pm On Aug 02, 2011
Da Doctor:

DONT BE SUPRISED OH!!! MOST LADIES ARE ONE NOW. THEY DONT HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!!

I HAVE MANY OF THEM AS FRIENDS ON FB , I GOT TO KNOEW THEM BY THEIR POSTS.

I AM STILL MONITORING THEM AND WOULD DO THEM A STINKER ONES I HAVE THEM IN LARGE NUMBER SO THAT THEY REPENT OF THEIR IDIOTIC ACT!
WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT THEY MAY SOMEDAY END UP AS A MANS WIFE. KAIIIIIII

^^^^
God forbid bad thing! Tufiakwa!! angry angry
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 1:03pm On Aug 02, 2011
claremont:

^^^^
God forbid bad thing! Tufiakwa!! angry angry

IT IS THE REALITY MY BROS!!! THEY WOULD DEN RUN INTO A CHURCH AND CLAIM SISTER XYZ!!

OR ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ALL THESE L E S B I A N S MAKING UP MORE THAN 10 % OF THE LADIES NOW, (CODED AND UNCODED ONES) WONT GET MARRIED SOMEDAY??


NWANNEM, LEZIE ANYA!!!!!! SHINE YAH EYES
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Dyt(f): 1:05pm On Aug 02, 2011
Lyk seriously wats u ppls stress wit Les.Bia.ns?
Smh 4 ignorance
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 2:04pm On Aug 02, 2011
Dyt:

Lyk seriously wats u ppls stress wit Les.Bia.ns?
Smh 4 ignorance


YOU WAN KNOW? GO READ AND FIND OUT ONE OF THE REASONS WHY GOD DESTROY SODOM AND GOMORAH

IF GOD NO DESTROY THIS GENERATION THEN APOLOGIES SHUD GO TO SODOM AND GOMORAH!!!

SO U SEE NOTHING WRONG IN LES B IAN ISM? LOOK THE SHAPE OF ALL UR STRUCTURES, YOUR SPARE TYRE BELLE, THE FACE OF YOUR PPUZHY AND UR BREAST DEN U COMPARE AM WITH NORMAL GALS OWN THEN U GO KNOW SAY TO USE EXCESSIVE CANDLES, FIVE-FINGERS, BOTTLE NECK, ETC ON YOUR UGLY -FACED PUNNY NO BE GOOD THING

JUST HIDE OH! MAKE I NO FINISH YOU. UR IGNORANCE BE LIKE PLAGUE
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by BABE3: 3:52pm On Aug 02, 2011
obo_man:




@ Girls, keep hollaring @ your dude, I'm trying to go on holiday to Asia (Vietnam, Kuala Lumpur and maybe Maldives) so a company should be ideal.


So, some naive minds are actually hollaring at this JOKE of a poster!? Chei!
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 02, 2011
Smdh at some nairaland ugly b.i, tc.hes babes so gullible


BABE!:


So, some naive minds are actually hollaring at this JOKE of a poster!? Chei!

Sis its veryobviou s nah. Just read some comments on the thread. SMDH once again
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by BABE3: 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

Smdh at some nairaland ugly b.i, tc.hes babes so gullible


Sis its veryobviou s nah. Just read some comments on the thread. SMDH once again

shocked shocked shocked --Not cool.

My brother, people are desperate. The economy is in recession. (lol) Man must chop I guess. They don hear Uk, their hair don dey stand.  grin
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 02, 2011
Uk my honey pot grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. BTW is that ur real pixs?
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by BABE3: 4:12pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

Uk my honey pot grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. BTW is that your real pixs?

Yelz.
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2011
Have u seen my profile pixs? grin tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by BABE3: 4:29pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

Have u seen my profile pixs? grin tongue tongue tongue tongue

Yes I have.
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Aug 02, 2011
comment on what u saw
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

comment on what u saw

BABE! MY LOVE BEAT YOU HANDS DOWN!!!

U DEY SHORT, AND OLD SMALL! NO VEX SAY I TALK TRUE OH!!
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:35pm On Aug 02, 2011
Da Doctor:

BABE! MY LOVE BEAT YOU HANDS DOWN!!!

U DEY SHORT, AND OLD SMALL! NO VEX SAY I TALK TRUE OH!!

SMDH was i talking to u? can we put the question into a contest?
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 4:37pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

SMDH was i talking to u? can we put the question into a contest?

ABEG GO JARE! YOU BE OLD-MAMA-YOUNGIE!!!!!!!!!1 LOL. FOR REAL OH!

BABE! IS SO SO FINE AND NATURAL, U NEED TO SEE HER, AND SHE IS MEDICALLY INCLINED,AND YOU ARE A 'GUGURU' SELLER, THATS WHY SHE WOULD BEAT YOU ANYTIME.

HOPE UR BODY GO COME DOWN NOW?
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by BABE3: 4:43pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

comment on what u saw

I'm not going to.
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2011
Da Doctor:

ABEG GO JARE! YOU BE OLD-MAMA-YOUNGIE!!!!!!!!!1 LOL. FOR REAL OH!

BABE! IS SO SO FINE AND NATURAL, U NEED TO SEE HER, AND SHE IS MEDICALLY INCLINED,AND YOU ARE A 'GUGURU' SELLER, THATS WHY SHE WOULD BEAT YOU ANYTIME.

HOPE your BODY GO COME DOWN NOW?

SMDH. Why the the tantrum cos of a woman? SMH once again. BABE would never give u a small kiss talk less of a big hug. Why? cos u are faceless.

BTW the babe u call gururu seller is a graduate of EState Management from the prestigious Covenant University in OTTA ogun state Nigeria. SMDH once more
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 02, 2011
BABE!:

I'm not going to.

No problem my dear smiley
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by DaDoctor: 4:56pm On Aug 02, 2011
toba:

SMDH. Why the the tantrum cos of a woman? SMH once again. BABE would never give u a small kiss talk less of a big hug. Why? cos u are faceless.

BTW the babe u call gururu seller is a graduate of EState Management from the prestigious Covenant University in OTTA ogun state Nigeria. SMDH once more

AND DO U KNOW THE PROFILE OF THE BOSS U ARE TALKING TO?
MAYBE THATS YOU HIGHEST DEGREE SO IT IS SHACKING YOU.


BUT NA THE SCHOOL WEY U PUT WEN U FILL JAMB FORM? ABI NA CONDITION MAKE U ACCEPT THE OFFER? ABEG NO LET ME TALK OH! I DEY INTO LECTURING AND SO WE KNOW WHICH SCHOOL BE WHICH FOR EACH COURSE.
Re: Can I Find My Ideal Woman In Nairaland? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2011
Da Doctor:

AND DO U KNOW THE PROFILE OF THE BOSS U ARE TALKING TO?
MAYBE THATS YOU HIGHEST DEGREE SO IT IS SHACKING YOU.


BUT NA THE SCHOOL WEY U PUT WEN U FILL JAMB FORM? ABI NA CONDITION MAKE U ACCEPT THE OFFER? ABEG NO LET ME TALK OH! I DEY INTO LECTURING AND SO WE KNOW WHICH SCHOOL BE WHICH FOR EACH COURSE.

U berra keep shut and talk less of what u absolutely have no idea about. U claim to be a lecturer right? i will give u an online test now to confirm the authenticity of your comment. Are u bold enough to take the test right here in the presence of BABE?

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