Poor students! Any one going to school tomorrow?

BABEELOVE:

Hello chi baby! We dey fine oh! How was your day?

my day was good o jare slept 4 a while and some of my coworkers called me up 2 take me out 2 dinner. infact ehn i was still thinkin of wetin i go chop b4 dat miracle happen

Uche2nna:

Hi chibabe
Wats up?

nothing much ooo beside stuffin myself up with food

Y bring up school in the middle of a love making session.  _{Now my kini is about to go flaccid}

BABEELOVE:

Poor students! Any one going to school tomorrow?

mine starts next wk though _{i don begin fear sef}

chiegemba:

my day was good o jare slept 4 a while and some of my coworkers called me up 2 take me out 2 dinner. infact ehn i was still thinkin of wetin i go chop before that miracle happen
nothing much ooo beside stuffin myself up with food

No chop too much oh!  Come resemble mama ngozi!

Uche2nna:

Y bring up school in the middle of a love making session.  _{Now my kini is about to go flaccid}

Here is some "Enzyte"-- Gosh!  Are you that old?  Real men should have it ready in a "to go" fashion. Haba!

And real women should not talk about shyte in the middle of a session _{Wateva happened to moaning and groaning , abi ur own different}

Uche2nna:

And real women should not talk about shyte in the middle of a session _{Wateva happened to moaning and groaning , abi your own different}

Only mad women would moan and groan for no reason. Please give me something to work with here! Show has not started---the inlaw is visiting and you are talking of moaning and groaning. No rush my love---abi you be one minute man?

BABEELOVE:


No chop too much oh!  Come resemble mama ngozi!


Here is some "Enzyte"-- Gosh!  Are you that old?  Real men should have it ready in a "to go" fashion. Haba!

hahahahaha shey! i don already begin refuse 2 resemble mama ngozi twin sister although ooo e no fe easy

Uche2nna:

And real women should not talk about shyte in the middle of a session _{Wateva happened to moaning and groaning , abi your own different}

real women would always b real whenever so e no complusory moanin and groanin suppose include  

chiegemba:

hahahahaha shey! i don already begin refuse 2 resemble mama ngozi twin sister although ooo e no fe easy

Fatness no good at all!  Whenever I put on weight, ma papa go begin cry!  So I have to always avoid that for his sake.

chiegemba:

real women would always b real whenever so e no complusory moanin and groanin suppose include    

I wonder oh!  Uche my love--this moaning and groaning tin still dey in vogue  Which kain people you dey deal with.  Abi is that a re-assurance to you that you are really kickin' arse!

BABEELOVE:

Only mad women would moan and groan for no reason. Please give me something to work with here! Show has not started---the inlaw is visiting and you are talking of moaning and groaning. No rush my love---abi you be one minute man?

One minute man ke  Ma middle name is energizer uche, so go figure

chiegemba:


real women would always b real whenever so e no complusory moanin and groanin suppose include  

Yeah U should be real. Real sensitive

BABEELOVE:

Fatness no good at all! Whenever I put on weight, ma papa go begin cry! So I have to always avoid that for his sake.

I wonder oh! Uche my love--this moaning and groaning tin still dey in vogue Which kain people you dey deal with.

Pray tell, If u dont moan and groan then wat do u do. Fight and scratch

Uche2nna:

One minute man ke  Ma middle name is energizer uche, so go figure
Yeah You should be real. Real sensitive

Okay! _{taking notes!}  So which one do you do now?  I mean to show your sensitivity?

Uche2nna:

Pray tell, If u don't moan and groan then what do u do. Fight and scratch

No darling, I am not a witch.  But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire  I actually prefer to "hiss"!

Falls down howling with lafter

BABEELOVE:

No darling, I am not a witch. But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire I actually prefer to "hiss"!

@ Chi Which one do U do or do u also hiss

BABEELOVE:

Okay! _{taking notes!} So which one do you do now? I mean to show your sensitivity?

I come

BABEELOVE:

No darling, I am not a witch.  But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire  I actually prefer to "hiss"!

hahahaha^{dis 1 na laugh die}   _{hiss ke!!!}

Uche2nna:

Falls down howling with lafter


@ Chi Which one do You do or do u also hiss  

noooo; not hissin @ all we all no fit b dat real probably i would take frownin 4 dis 1 time

Uche2nna:

I come

:oTrust naija dude----no pre-intimacy? Just like that? Not so fast romeo! You can do better than that. I guess after that is the "snoring" phase!

chiegemba:

hahahaha^{this 1 na laugh die} _{hiss ke!!!}

noooo; not hissin @ all we all no fit b that real probably i would take frownin 4 this 1 time

you are laffing? You need to be creative oh! Everyone wants to moan and groan. Please, you have to find your own signature tune. Mine is hissing!

4 d sensitivity part i go begin smile 2 counteract d frowns

Frown     Wat kind of ladies am I stuck with tonite   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all U can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

BABEELOVE:

you are laffing? You need to be creative oh! Everyone wants to moan and groan. Please, you have to find your own signature tune. Mine is hissing!

i know shey; i 2nd phrase u everybody dey moan and groan but picturin d hissin 1 _hahahaha abeg facial expression better pass that 1 than d hissin sound

Uche2nna:

Frown     What kind of ladies am I stuck with tonight   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all You can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

Laff wan kill me oh!  You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh!  I don begin dey fear.

chiegemba:

4 d sensitivity part i go begin smile 2 counteract d frowns

Which kain method be this---spiritual one

BABEELOVE:

Laff wan kill me oh! You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh! I don begin dey fear.

how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn ur fear 2 satisfaction




@ Chi
Plis U gat to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

Uche2nna:

Frown     What kind of ladies am I stuck with tonight   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all You can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

not 2 worry u have finally met d real ladies_{everybody no sabi moan & groan} but i b assure u after dis episode na only real 1s u go begin find

BABEELOVE:

Laff wan kill me oh!  You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh!  I don begin dey fear.

Which kain method be this---spiritual one

Dis 1 na combo u suppose call am "spiro & physi"

Uche2nna:

how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn your fear 2 satisfaction
@ Chi
Plis You got to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over!

chiegemba:

not 2 worry u have finally met d real ladies_{everybody no sabi moan & groan} but i b assure u after this episode na only real 1s u go begin find


Dis 1 na combo u suppose call am "spiro & physi"

Wow!!!!! I fear you oh! The bobo still dey alive after the "show"

BABEELOVE:

I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over! \

U gat dat rite, babe. All nite luffin' is a guarantee

Uche2nna:

how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn your fear 2 satisfaction




@ Chi
Plis You got to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

Dat is wat dy call facial expression u need 2 try am b4 u know d difference^{only if babee go fit excuse u make i go show u how} infact ehn after d lesson is over u go only dey go 4 real ladies


@Babee; Permission 2 go coach Uche some lessons on how Real Ladies Roll _{although no assurance say he go gree return 2 u again oooo}

Uche2nna:

You gat that rite, babe. All night luffin' is a guarantee

That's my guy! No room for dissapointment at all.

chiegemba:

Dat is what dy call facial expression u need 2 try am before u know d difference^{only if babee go fit excuse u make i go show u how} infact ehn after d lesson is over u go only dey go 4 real ladies


@Babee; Permission 2 go coach Uche some lessons on how Real Ladies Roll _{although no assurance say he go gree return 2 u again oooo}

That is fine---my dear. I love group "projects"!!!! Highly interactive. You learn a lot from such experiences. You can never get bored that way! Way to go!

BABEELOVE:

I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over!

Wow!!!!! I fear you oh! The bobo still dey alive after the "show"

Infact na only real ladies he goes 4 after d lessons ^{similar 1 wey i dey offer 2 give Uche "FOC"_{free of charge}}

_{****faints****}



I shd be the one dishing out lessons

Uche2nna:

_{****faints****}
I should be the one dishing out lessons

Sorry dude! Women do get on top too! Don't like aggressive women or sum'un?

chiegemba:

Infact na only real ladies he goes 4 after d lessons ^{similar 1 wey i dey offer 2 give Uche "FOC"_{free of charge}}

Fire on baby chi! I am also learning how to improve my skills in "snagging" Uche. I wan learn this "Point and Kill" tactics you are talking about!

**peeping**