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Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:32am On May 08, 2008 |
What a friend! You must have done the same to someone in the past. The reason females should not keep female friends so close to them. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:36am On May 08, 2008 |
Because of hyper-active attention deficit disorder coupled with a genetic predisposition for being busy bodies. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:44am On May 08, 2008 |
None of your business frankly. You will definitely end up being the enemy especially if they both decide to stay together. One of them will definitely poison you out of hatred. Learn to mind your business please or better still pay more attention to your own wife if you are married before he tell you too that your own wife has cheated with him. If you are not married please leave them alone and hang around the beer parlours in your area with other jobless single guys like you. I don't see why you should be hanging out with a married couple for friendship if you are single anyway. What exactly do you want to accomplish here? I say may God help you if they choose to stay together after all your "busy body amebo" work. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by JoyceAgim(f): 1:48am On May 08, 2008 |
It all depends on your fiance nw,If u trust your fiance and you kw wat he's and isn't capable of doing,u need not get worried over that.as for that friend of yours i will advise u flee away from her infact keep her @ a distance u can nva tell wat she has nxt up her sleeves. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:51am On May 08, 2008 |
I would spend it in the village away from it all. No light, no water. Bare floor and in the bushes with T-shirt and wrapper only. like Ramsey Noauh and Stella Damasus Aboderin in the Nigerian movie "Never Say Goodbye" my all time favorite. A village getaway holding hands to the stream and kissing in the forest under the moonlight sounds like fun to me. Very inexpensive too. Enjoy! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:56am On May 08, 2008 |
What an age difference! She looks old already ingesting all that old sperm. Old deeek! After dating for all these years, I hope it lasts forever. I wish them well. 50/50 chance of success or failure like anyone else. Jay-Z, 38, Beyonce, 26! Incestous! What an ugly old dude! He sure looks like a dog with bad teeth. Well, like they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I will drink to the new couple. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 2:45am On May 08, 2008 |
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you "OUTLAWS"! Please come back and tell us about the other "tribes" in Nigeria, especially the males. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 3:24am On May 08, 2008 |
Between my balls. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 3:34am On May 08, 2008 |
Any woman that comes between her husband and his family is a witch. Any man that comes between his wife and her family is a wizard. Nothing much you can do. Relate with your family outside your house for now till things die down while you work on your wife and what is bothering her about your family. You need to be able to come to some compromise for the sake of the whole family. Sometimes, the damage is irrepairable. If your family is the problem, please ban them from coming to your house. Your wife might have legitimate reasons to be offended by their presence. It is your job to find out where the problem is coming from and deal with the party appropriately. What are you a man for? |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 3:43am On May 08, 2008 |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 3:48am On May 08, 2008 |
Hello baby! Will always do my thing. Not here to phock any body. Good to see you! Just got back from Nigeria and found out I was still banned. Who gives a damn anyway? Still able to post ma shit. Will keep away from some illiterate Nigerian bush pigs as much as possible! I hope you are as beautiful as ever. Regards to tRoOE! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 4:23am On May 08, 2008 |
9ja boi (m) Naija Posts: 156 Offline
The same reason Nigerian dude have protruding teats, bellies and butts. A bush of fat arses! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 4:43am On May 08, 2008 |
Because Nigeria is a sick country full of chauvanistic pigs! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:08pm On May 08, 2008 |
Gosh! I love this picture. God bless Nigeria. A piture is worth a thousand words!
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Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:09pm On May 08, 2008 |
Favorite deleted and locked down threads. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-129036.0.html I greatly enjoyed this famous "celebrity" thread! The power of super moderating skills! What is good for the goose is good for the What a Robin Hood! Thank God I don marry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhybWFjuN2g&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eamEz6oTa6k&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkMc0ZaJmY I think this thread was about "Little Richard" and his "Tuitty Fruitty!" and "A Whole Lot Of Shaking Going On"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyswxUZ42L8&feature=related No shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I thought it was allowed to show pictures of others around this website? How come some threads are blocked out while others are left out? Nigerian politics at work. Thank God I saved many copies ooooooooooooooooooh to teach my sons why you should not stay at home after 21 years of age. You never get out of your mama's bed and you start using her lipstick and foundation to beautify yourself in competition for your dad's love!
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Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 8:21am On May 09, 2008 |
How does a 28 year-old man sleep with an 8 year old girl in any part of this world? |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 8:32am On May 09, 2008 |
Hmmm! I think it is time to summon the family "oracle" and ask some serious questions. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by uspry1(f): 7:31pm On May 09, 2008 |
Oh my gosh, Spermdrops, let me [img]http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/happy/happy_205.gif[/img] you! Remember my "orange analogy" your favorite! [seal my lip and swallowed my key down my tummy!!! ] Have a great weekend and BE HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Damn, the month of May goes fast- - - time flys so quickly! 3 more weeks left for my son's school close for summer holiday!!! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by dono3a5(m): 3:33am On May 11, 2008 |
happy mothers day to all the mothers in the house. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:53pm On May 12, 2008 |
Phock myself of course. Or wait till he comes home and attack him in the garage. I have been tempted to try substitutes but experience has taught me that they all have "small dickees" at this stage in life, compared to what I have accqiured. Don't want to risk the dismal disappointing experience and regret it for the rest of my life. A few married exes still live around me and in other continents. Now that is an option. But, too many diseases out there. I just don't want to quench from a "dirty deek"! So I will stick with my fingers and toys! I like to play it safe these days. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 1:58pm On May 12, 2008 |
uspry1: Happy mama's day in arrears Uspry1! You are so right. The month of may is about to zip by. Here comes June already. The kids are off in about 3 weeks too and I have bunch of "London" siblings visiting with their kids for the summer. Please pray for my nerves! I have already enrolled all of them in summer camp after a week's trip to Disney World. Wish me luck! How can I forget your "orange" analogies? Yes darling, swallow that key and do not poop it out! See you around! Thanks for stopping by. Did you get your "economic stimulus" check yet? I have already spent mine. Please say a big "thank you" to George Bush! Disneyworld, here we come! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 2:08pm On May 12, 2008 |
Ooooooooooops! Vacation time! See y'all whenever. Off to another website to cause some trouble. This website is dead for now! No interesting fights to participate in. Hopefully, I will not be recognized in those ones and be banned over again since I have asked relatives and friends to register different accounts from all over the world on my behalf. He he he he he he. When I want to really make trouble, I will go to Kinkos from now on. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 6:26am On May 13, 2008 |
Amen to that! For my lovely lord is a merciful lord! I sure do love these "phock and repent" sermons! @topic, If a christian sister can phock before marriage, no reason not to get pregnant. The use of contraceptives, including "withdrawal" methods constitutes "cheating"! If I were the lord, I think I would find that even more unpardonable. Same goes for the guys too. Any waste of sperm constitutes an abortion. Be it in wet dreams, the shower or the hole in the mattress! Please treat sperms kindly and store them in the containers provided by the good lord. No expiration date. As you can see I am "sperm-friendly". |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by acidrop(f): 6:35am On May 13, 2008 |
@sperm, are u the only occupants of this thread na wa ooo |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 5:16pm On May 13, 2008 |
acidrop: Yes! Thank God! I am tired of dealing with low life idiots on Nairaland so I come out here to chill. Do not care if the post counter is frozen or not. See you around dear. Time for a vacation. Going out of town to enjoy my "economic" stimulus check from lovely "DUBYA", George Bush! Off to Disneyworld! [size=20pt]"Spermdrops"-------------You are banned from posting personal messages on this forum. Reason: Your name makes "sperm" come out of my nostrils and my shit holes when I fantasize about your husband![/size] Useless Idiots! |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Imani(f): 7:36pm On May 18, 2008 |
Spermrops, where have you been? Hope you have not been banned yet again |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by cescky(m): 1:04am On May 22, 2008 |
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Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Xiomarra: 9:56am On May 22, 2008 |
Imani: Na only una sabi ban? Me I ban myself too! Off for a bleeping filled memorial day weekend with not monthly menaces to disturb me! Howdy Imani. Happy Memorial day in advance. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Spermdrops(m): 9:57am On May 22, 2008 |
Who ban who? |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by Imani(f): 9:20pm On May 22, 2008 |
Xiomarra: Who you be? Nairalanders will never cease to amaze me Spermdrops, welcome back After investigating further, i can confirm Xiomara is spermdrops and the other aliases You should be ashamed shooo, u get degree for bannology? |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by dono3a5(m): 9:57pm On May 22, 2008 |
what do you think of the chelsea and man u match. |
Re: InsomnIacs Only---Feel Freeeeeeeeeee! Xpress Yourself Here! by lysaa(f): 8:37pm On May 24, 2008 |
its such a shame i'd say. .but so is any game, u win some, u lose some. na wah for some funny posts here o. u shouldnt just be relaxed with insomnia just because a thread like this is here, its a disease., see ur doc b4 it gets out of hand. |
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