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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Euphoria212(m): 2:37pm On Aug 31, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I've told parents to stop.letting 2 year olds play with their phones!? How can a full grown man give a lady 500 for transport even if you no knack am. If them do your sister like that you go like am?? Secondly you invite a girl over you KO even get up to 3k to spare for your account?? Your a broke assssss modafucka go and get a life leave woman for who get money thats how we do hookup.
This guy na fool grin grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:41pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

grin grin grin
The funny thing is I cannot relate to any of that grin grin grin
Yes.
You're related to that.

As far as I know, you are a dirty girl from the north who hawks and doubles as a who.re grin

I don't know what you are talking about.
Maybe the useless men that slept with ur mom told you that. It's true she's a smelly rotten decomposed sluty. No wonder you smell and you can't escape it because you came out from the smelly womb and hole. I can perceive the hazardous odour from you.

I love the way you have been crying over my mentions.. I really like your obsessions.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:44pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:

Yes.
You're related to that.



I don't know what you are talking about.
Maybe the useless men that slept with ur mom told you that. It's true she's a smelly rotten decomposed sluty. No wonder you smell and you can't escape it because you came out from the smelly womb and hole. I can perceive the hazardous odour from you.

I love the way you have been crying over my mentions.. I really like your obsessions.
Tell us what your father does for a living?

Tell us also the schools you attended and why you are not in a higher institution grin

Make I go drink beer kiss
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

Hard luck, I understand the trauma you went through cry

I have a doctor friend who can stitch and patch your torn and worn vagina. smiley

He can do it for free for my sake cool

Have you recommended the doctor to your mom, that was brutalized by ur rapist Da.d in the name of obeying God's commands[ go into the world and multiply ]. And upon all the suffer ness she still breed a goat.


People like you will make animals wanna sue GOD.And they will surely win because it's an abuse to them.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:47pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

Tell us what your father does for a living?

Tell us also the schools you attended and why you are not in a higher institution grin

Make I go drink beer kiss
Tell us why you have failed business @30s.
Tell us what you did to get back on the track.
Also tell us why you are still stupid @40s, disgracing men on this platform by commenting silly things about your mom's vagina.
Tell us what happened between you and your landlord's daughter. Why did you aborted the pregnancy? .Was that the reason why ur landlord arrested you?.
Why do you scam people up and down on this forum?


Tell us why you have thousands of monikers? for what? I guess to troll. Yes, to troll. Because that's how sadists, frustrated,failed people with no hopes gain joy.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 2:50pm On Aug 31, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
these are the worst of the worst.... pretending to be good babes, undressing, even sometimes playing the flute, and then when you are ready to mount them, thats when they wanna reveal that they are oloshos.....***SPIT ON FLOOR***

many great men have fallen into their trap because these biatches know that KONJI IS A BASTARD!!!!

My guy I swear, na just God save me o.. Cos I been almost gree.. But somehow "no worry next time" just dey come out from moutn..

Na so she for take ruin my reputation if someone walked in on us or if we later get disagreement... I don learn my lesson
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 2:52pm On Aug 31, 2022
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My guy I swear, na just God save me o.. Cos I been almost gree.. But somehow "no worry next time" just dey come out from moutn..

Na so she for take ruin my reputation if someone walked in on us or if we later get disagreement... I don learn my lesson
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by THURAFTERNOON: 3:00pm On Aug 31, 2022
Tegabadguy:
grin grin grin grin grin grin yes that's hook girls do...short time 5k or full day 10k...... dem planty for Ajegunle grin grin grin grin


Chaiii comrade u don break this table oo … no be only ajegunle na everywhere now oh..
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Tegabadguy(m): 3:12pm On Aug 31, 2022
THURAFTERNOON:



Chaiii comrade u don break this table oo … no be only ajegunle na everywhere now oh..
grin grin grin grin grin grin yes na everywhere ...girls dey hungry
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Tegabadguy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2022
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ICEKING95:

Even for my wildest dream I no expect am o.. She just dey sound normal for Facebook.. Girl wey ask me card, I just use churchind send am.. Hook up dey ask for card ?.���..
This girl seriously threw me off balance
grin grin grin grin grin take heart ....you know like hookup
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Olumighty123(m): 3:21pm On Aug 31, 2022
You dey lucky sef, back when we were young and dumb, na so one of my guy carry him new catch come my side, with the hope say na better girl, my guy no even touch this girl o, base on first timer, as the girl dey go, him bring out 1k for am, back then 1k was enough money, na so this girl say no be her money be that, before we know it, everywhere don turn upside down, she begin lament and shout, I shock that day, I had to dig hand in my pocket to add 4k join, cos I newly move to that house then and my landlord na quite person, na so the babe take go, but other neighbours been hear her cry and shii, na so them label us ashawo customer. I no fit forget that scenerio, foolish girls boku outside these days.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 3:22pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:

Tell us why you have failed business @30s.
Tell us what you did to get back on the track.
Also tell us why you are still stupid @40s, disgracing men on this platform by commenting silly things about your mom's vagina.
Tell us what happened between you and your landlord's daughter. Why did you aborted the pregnancy? .Was that the reason why ur landlord arrested you?.
Why do you scam people up and down on this forum?


Tell us why you have thousands of monikers? for what? I guess to troll. Yes, to troll. Because that's how sadists, frustrated,failed people with no hopes gain joy.
grin grin grin

Why does your face have potholes? grin

How do you get money for your daily upkeep? grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by tarantino1: 3:29pm On Aug 31, 2022
Na werin happen to one of my guy I wan laugh belle tear when e narrate the story give me grin grin

After all the long talk on FB and WhatsApp, he invite the girl over from another state make there see each other physically for first time. In first meeting, na babe tell am 5K short time grin
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by luizpippo(m): 3:32pm On Aug 31, 2022
The first ever hookup turned to free knack right from the first minute she came but she was one crafty criminal.
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Nonexisting1: 3:37pm On Aug 31, 2022
These days I just go straight to negotiating price with vaginarians even if I see her inside church because most if not all of them are into hookup business now. In this nairaland, you will be shocked that 85% of vaginarians are into it but they have their regular husbands and boyfriend they deceive with fake love. Don't attack me, just pay a private investigator to monitor your wife or girlfriend for just one week and see the result for yourself.
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 3:41pm On Aug 31, 2022
tarantino1:
Na werin happen to one of my guy I wan laugh belle tear when e narrate the story give me grin grin

After all the long talk on FB and WhatsApp, he invite the girl over from another state make there see each other physically for first time. In first meeting, na babe tell am 5K short time grin
Who pay for babe transport
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 3:42pm On Aug 31, 2022
Olumighty123:
You dey lucky sef, back when we were young and dumb, na so one of my guy carry him new catch come my side, with the hope say na better girl, my guy no even touch this girl o, base on first timer, as the girl dey go, him bring out 1k for am, back then 1k was enough money, na so this girl say no be her money be that, before we know it, everywhere don turn upside down, she begin lament and shout, I shock that day, I had to dig hand in my pocket to add 4k join, cos I newly move to that house then and my landlord na quite person, na so the babe take go, but other neighbours been hear her cry and shii, na so them label us ashawo customer. I no fit forget that scenerio, foolish girls boku outside these days.
Na wet in for be my case o. For my papa house too
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Baronthecelebri: 3:46pm On Aug 31, 2022
Na so, hook up dey, but she fuckup
ICEKING95:
This just happened yesterday, I thank God she no cast me for my house o.. Cause dad came back later..
Met this girl on Facebook, she was sounding like the good type. From my village also, few weeks later, she said she was missing me, I just jokingly told her that if invited her over now, she won't come.. She said she will come..
Fast forward to Sunday evening,
Aunty said she will come on Tuesday, And she told Me promise her that we won't have SEX.. I Agreed. Only for her to text me yesterday morning that she will like to have sex when she comes, I told her when she comes first..
Aunty arrived around 12.. I was alone in the house.. She was just questioning me why I wanted to see her and what I wanted.. I was just dulling cos I a I've never met her type..
She later concluded that we can be friends who have fun, and I nodded...
Dad came back and went to the main yard to work.. We both knew her time was up.. But as I was escorting her outside she.made a joke about how I am not strong by my figure.. I replied with a joke that if I catch her for the other room eh.. She said make we go try am now.. I was like now? And she said yes..
I jokingly led the way and to.my surprise she followed me back inside.. Pushed me unto the bed, started kissing and romancing.. Aunty don off top, and she was about to off my trouser and she asked. How much will you pay me? Ehhhhhh... I said I go give 1k for t.p now.. She said no and dressed up and went to the parlour...
Started quoting her price, 10k
Short time 5k
. Shu u? Na wet in I enter be this.. At this time I was just looking for way to discharge her because I have never done hookup before... She kept pleading that I should just agree 5k so we can do and she will go.. Even started masaging my hood and kissing me.. I guess she wanted to reset my brain..
Last last I no gree, cause I wasn't prepared for this and I have never done hook up. Not to imagine starting in my house...
Last last I give aunty 500 make she wake.. She no free collect at first, say make I add am.. I just tell her say next time make she manage am

..a beg? Na so hook up dey do? Though they are straight forward about what they want
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by theTranslator: 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2022
Freelane33:
My granny said a Coochie ain’t shaped like a wallet for no reason grin
you got this from twitter
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by wiseone28: 5:22pm On Aug 31, 2022
Gen Z
wetin i no go read for this life

Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by YourFavorite21(m): 7:02pm On Aug 31, 2022
Omo, wetin girls dey do these days just for money...to even get a normal girl now is very very rare, most of dem' are into hookup.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by headbasher96(m): 7:12pm On Aug 31, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I've told parents to stop.letting 2 year olds play with their phones!? How can a full grown man give a lady 500 for transport even if you no knack am. If them do your sister like that you go like am?? Secondly you invite a girl over you KO even get up to 3k to spare for your account?? Your a broke assssss modafucka go and get a life leave woman for who get money thats how we do hookup.
some of una e be like say na toto water them use bathe una i swear down can u reread that crap u just typed as quote to your fellow man

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 7:21pm On Aug 31, 2022
YourFavorite21:
Omo, wetin girls dey do these days just for money...to even get a normal girl now is very very rare, most of dem' are into hookup.

I swear.. Na yesterday my eye open.. Imagine person go dey call this one my love..
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by shantti(m): 7:24pm On Aug 31, 2022
ICEKING95:

See who dey talk.. Give her 3k for wet in I no plan.. She for tell me right from time say na hookup,.. How I go carry hookup come papa house..
Ku pu Ru m u oo

I thought you spoke Yoruba until I checked very well grin grin grin grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Savedday: 7:34pm On Aug 31, 2022
My brother u get luck.

Know this today; 98% of 9ja girls are into hookup. Public toilet, all of them.

9ja girls don't love and dey will never love u.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

Know this and know peace

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Exxxgeee: 8:05pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.


Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.
This is what u get when u use operamini..
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Aug 31, 2022
Lord God of heaven and earth please deliver this generation from sex and disease sharing.
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Prisco4luv(m): 10:49pm On Aug 31, 2022
Hmm, what a generation
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Chinnybaby004: 9:54pm On Nov 18, 2022
HolyMan12:

Hard luck, I understand the trauma you went through cry

I have a doctor friend who can stitch and patch your torn and worn vagina. smiley

He can do it for free for my sake cool
Please reach me via my number 08058662786

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