I met a lady on Tinder one Saturday. She actually looked decent, judging by her profile pictures. So I made a request to meet with her (It's funny how bushmeat go dey run follow hunter).

She gave me what seemed like a home address, adding that she was going to be waiting at one hotel very close to the house address she gave. I remember the hotel was one "C.Y. hotel" in Ikotun.

When I got there, she said it would be more convenient to meet in one of the rooms which she already paid for (LOL). She gave the room number and I made inquiry from the receptionist to ensure my safety.

When I entered the room, this girl was half-naked. She was actually very very bursty and tempting. She had the boobs size of Cossy (I'm not kidding). But because she tricked me, I decided not to give in.

My strategy was simple - I told her I had only 1k on me, hoping that the prostitute would not accept that amount, and then I'll go back home happily.

To my surprise, she said she'll accept my 1k. Okay, we got down to business and I was done. To my greatest surprise, when I offered her my 1k, she said it was 4k we agreed on. I ALMOST fainted. (This was 6 years ago)

I could see her ashawo friends waiting outside the corridor. I knew I was in soup if I didn't remit the 4k. Omo, I had to plead and added 300 naira on top the 1k. The 300 naira was my transport back home. Luckily, she accepted. I ran home like a mad man, never to visit any ashawo again.

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Rants of a broke idiota,so you no get better cash you still dey patronize opo.
Abeg what does that makes you? you are also a prostitute na,lol.

Look how you disgraced yourself because of money matter.
Pls try make money to overcome all these Kain see finish.

incandescentena:


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Wetin happen to politic section?

Oloshos dey look face before they run this format. No be everybody dem dey run this format for. Some guys are werey personified, and they're ready for every shit.

As a guy, and you want to go far in this struggle, remove gentleman. Dem no dey carry gentleman go meet olosho.

If you enter a joint, identify the ugliest ‘ashana’ and be on the look out for her.

Immediately the ‘ashana’ starts to look beautiful, know that it’s time to go home.

I almost failed this test, but Jah saved me.

Babara1994:
I met a lady on Tinder one Saturday. She actually looked decent, judging by her profile pictures. So I made a request to meet with her (It's funny how bushmeat go dey run follow hunter).

She gave me what seemed like a home address, adding that she was going to be waiting at one hotel very close to the house address she gave. I remember the hotel was one "C.Y. hotel" in Ikotun.

When I got there, she said it would be more convenient to meet in one of the rooms which she already paid for (LOL). She gave the room number and I made inquiry from the receptionist to ensure my safety.

When I entered the room, this girl was half-naked. She was actually very very bursty and tempting. She had the boobs size of Cossy (I'm not kidding). But because she tricked me, I decided not to give in.

My strategy was simple - I told her I had only 1k on me, hoping that the prostitute would not accept that amount, and then I'll go back home happily.

To my surprise, she said she'll accept my 1k. Okay, we got down to business and I was done. To my greatest surprise, when I offered her my 1k, she said it was 4k we agreed on. I ALMOST fainted. (This was 6 years ago)

I could see her ashawo friends waiting outside the corridor. I knew I was in soup if I didn't remit the 4k. Omo, I had to plead and added 300 naira on top the 1k. The 300 naira was my transport back home. Luckily, she accepted. I ran home like a mad man, never to visit any ashawo again.

You straff her?

If she didn't trick you, na 1k you budget before?

Babara1994:
I met a lady on Tinder one Saturday. She actually looked decent, judging by her profile pictures. So I made a request to meet with her (It's funny how bushmeat go dey run follow hunter).

She gave me what seemed like a home address, adding that she was going to be waiting at one hotel very close to the house address she gave. I remember the hotel was one "C.Y. hotel" in Ikotun.

When I got there, she said it would be more convenient to meet in one of the rooms which she already paid for (LOL). She gave the room number and I made inquiry from the receptionist to ensure my safety.

When I entered the room, this girl was half-naked. She was actually very very bursty and tempting. She had the boobs size of Cossy (I'm not kidding). But because she tricked me, I decided not to give in.

My strategy was simple - I told her I had only 1k on me, hoping that the prostitute would not accept that amount, and then I'll go back home happily.

To my surprise, she said she'll accept my 1k. Okay, we got down to business and I was done. To my greatest surprise, when I offered her my 1k, she said it was 4k we agreed on. I ALMOST fainted. (This was 6 years ago)

I could see her ashawo friends waiting outside the corridor. I knew I was in soup if I didn't remit the 4k. Omo, I had to plead and added 300 naira on top the 1k. The 300 naira was my transport back home. Luckily, she accepted. I ran home like a mad man, never to visit any ashawo again.

You dream a lot bro
Wake up from your slumber!

Lwkmd.


You get luck sha

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Wetin happen to politic section?

Make we just dey run things anyhow like that....until PeterObi show!

gasparpisciotta:
If you enter a joint, identify the ugliest ‘ashana’ and be on the look out for her.

Immediately the ‘ashana’ starts to look beautiful, know that it’s time to go home.

I almost failed this test, but Jah saved me.

..... True talk bro. Nah Highness dey make ugly ashana start to look beautiful. Lol.

No be olosho be that brotherly, na opo, ashawo, ashana house u go so.

Olosho paid for an hotel room close to her location. After una knack you come give am 1,300 Naira

This your story no add up at all.

Oturatetuala:
No be olosho be that brotherly, na opo, ashawo, ashana house u go so.

I never knew that there was a difference between olosho and ashawo. So teach me

Wisdom will never depart from u !

Wisdom will never depart from you !

gasparpisciotta:
If you enter a joint, identify the ugliest ‘ashana’ and be on the look out for her.

Immediately the ‘ashana’ starts to look beautiful, know that it’s time to go home.

I almost failed this test, but Jah saved me.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Olosho paid for an hotel room close to her location. After una knack you come give am 1,300 Naira

This your story no add up at all.

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Rants of a broke idiota,so you no get better cash you still dey patronize opo.
Abeg what does that makes you? you are also a prostitute na,lol.

Look how you disgraced yourself because of money matter.
Pls try make money to overcome all these Kain see finish.

When the blind leads the blind, both will fall into a ditch. Now I see why you keep arguing God or no God with me so you can live a carefree life.
Hmmm. I tell you the truth, if you don't repent and return to your maker now that there is an opportunity, the devil will use your life to play ping pong. Trust me.

terrezo2002:

When the blind leads the blind, both will fall into a ditch. Now I see why you keep arguing God or no God with me so you can live a carefree life.
Hmmm. I tell you the truth, if you don't repent and return to your maker now that there is an opportunity, the devil will use your life to play ping pong. Trust me.

Go sleep abeg your God is useless,or better still go tell this wan to your rapist pastors.

Aside what she did, having sex with a prostitute can delay one's destiny

incandescentena:


With PeterObi at the helm of affairs in 2023, Nigerias imagery will be greatly respected and all Nigerians will have equal treatment like other Nationals around the globe
.
.
.

Nigerians will make Nigeria great again.....
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HAPPY NEW MONTH!!

If they call una zombie naw una go dey begin vex. This is not politics section naw

Mercury12:


If they call una zombie naw una go dey begin vex. This is not politics section naw

Bite me!

fake story

Op learn to stay away from prostitutes and have peace of mind

Mufakirnaqdiun:

Go sleep abeg your God is useless,or better still go tell this wan to your rapist pastors.

What a pity. If only you have just a little understanding.

incandescentena:


Bite me!

Oh i remember.
Zombies do bite.
Sorry o I'm a human

Holly Gram Na u LOOSEGUARD...



1, Never let ASHAWOO pay for hotel room..


2, if ur face no SHOW and ur shoe no SHINE, Always go with a real NIGGA wey go mouth for one Conner de wait for u..


3, Never act or talk like a JU man in front of ASHAWOO or on phone with ASHAWOO..


4, ASHAWOO always take ADVANTAGE of cool guys or SIMPle guys..


5, Wen ever u meet ASHAWOO in a hotel, pretend to make a fake call and act like u are talking to one bad guy like dat.. use a street slang and she will see u as a bad guy AKA Real Nigga..


Make I stop here..


I de prepare to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis nite..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lamentations of a Male LovePeddler, a Brostitute condemning a prostitute smh this life truly no balance

Mercury12:
Oh i remember. Zombies do bite. Sorry o I'm a human

smh....dummy!

incandescentena:


smh....dummy!

Dumbo

Mercury12:
Dumbo

scumbag