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When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 3:54pm On Sep 20, 2022
While chatting a Nigeria girl, the following statement should be your red flags. These flags are what trigger billing.

You: How are you?
Lady: I am not fine
Action: Run

You: Have you eaten? (never ask a Nigerian girl this question)
Lady: No
Action: Run

Lady: My phone screen is broken, I can hardly see your chat
Action: Run

Lady: I am loosening my hair. It is due
Action: Run

Lady: I am hungry (next is: Buy lunch for me na)
Action: Run

Lady: I need your help
Action: Run

Lady: I am feeling sick (next she needs money to buy drugs. the drug will not work, she will need money to go to the hospita)
Action: Run

Lady: My school fees is not complete
Action: Run

Lady: Sorry for not responding on time, my data is about to finish
Action: Run

Lady: I am having issue with my landlord
Action: Run


Add yours

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by dollytino4real(f): 11:42pm On Sep 20, 2022
Wat about men own? Wen he ask wat u do for a living run o!
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Qatar2022: 12:36am On Sep 21, 2022
dollytino4real:
Wat about men own? Wen he ask wat u do for a living run o!
Because you suppose to have a job before dating

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Nobody: 12:46am On Sep 21, 2022
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Kobicove(m): 2:17am On Sep 21, 2022
hotwax:
While chatting a Nigeria girl, the following statement should be your red flags. These flags are what trigger billing.

You: How are you?
Lady: I am not fine
Action: Run

You: Have you eaten? (never ask a Nigerian girl this question)
Lady: No
Action: Run

Lady: My phone screen is broken, I can hardly see your chat
Action: Run

Lady: I am loosening my hair. It is due
Action: Run

Lady: I am hungry (next is: Buy lunch for me na)
Action: Run

Lady: I need your help
Action: Run

Lady: I am feeling sick (next she needs money to buy drugs. the drug will not work, she will need money to go to the hospita)
Action: Run

Lady: My school fees is not complete
Action: Run

Lady: Sorry for not responding on time, my data is about to finish
Action: Run

Lady: I am having issue with my landlord
Action: Run


Add yours


grin

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by OboOlora(f): 4:49am On Sep 21, 2022
Hahahahaha
Op, you forgot to add this;

Meet them on July 1st and then by a July 2nd their status will be ‘birthday in a bit’

Run!!!!!!!!

Naija girls de do bday 5days after they meet every new guy lol

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by omolasho: 4:55am On Sep 21, 2022
You are 100percent correct. Thank you

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by wemanynoni: 5:03am On Sep 21, 2022
Mine yesterday was

Hi
Am fine

Long time, no chat
Yes sorry been having issues

Wats wrong
Just got from clinic I need like 5k to buy drugs

Pele
Thanks, just need to buy d drugs

On God
I don't understand

God dey
Ok

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by 7buckz(m): 5:37am On Sep 21, 2022
wemanynoni:
Mine yesterday was

Hi
Am fine

Long time, no chat
Yes sorry been having issues

Wats wrong
Just got from clinic I need like 5k to buy drugs

Pele
Thanks, just need to buy d drugs

On God
I don't understand

God dey
Ok
Lol
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by LUAN1: 7:41am On Sep 21, 2022
hotwax:
While chatting a Nigeria girl, the following statement should be your red flags. These flags are what trigger billing.

You: How are you?
Lady: I am not fine
Action: Run

You: Have you eaten? (never ask a Nigerian girl this question)
Lady: No
Action: Run

Lady: My phone screen is broken, I can hardly see your chat
Action: Run

Lady: I am loosening my hair. It is due
Action: Run

Lady: I am hungry (next is: Buy lunch for me na)
Action: Run

Lady: I need your help
Action: Run

Lady: I am feeling sick (next she needs money to buy drugs. the drug will not work, she will need money to go to the hospita)
Action: Run

Lady: My school fees is not complete
Action: Run

Lady: Sorry for not responding on time, my data is about to finish
Action: Run

Lady: I am having issue with my landlord
Action: Run


Add yours

there is this New scam that I noticed last week wen I added 2 ladies to my Facebook. Wen you are chatting with them they would chat well, at a point They will start telling you that they do not chat stranger, asking you to send them Data so that they can see your face on video call

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by phemmyfour: 7:44am On Sep 21, 2022
hotwax:
While chatting a Nigeria girl, the following statement should be your red flags. These flags are what trigger billing.

You: How are you?
Lady: I am not fine
Action: Run

You: Have you eaten? (never ask a Nigerian girl this question)
Lady: No
Action: Run

Lady: My phone screen is broken, I can hardly see your chat
Action: Run

Lady: I am loosening my hair. It is due
Action: Run

Lady: I am hungry (next is: Buy lunch for me na)
Action: Run

Lady: I need your help
Action: Run

Lady: I am feeling sick (next she needs money to buy drugs. the drug will not work, she will need money to go to the hospita)
Action: Run

Lady: My school fees is not complete
Action: Run

Lady: Sorry for not responding on time, my data is about to finish
Action: Run

Lady: I am having issue with my landlord
Action: Run


Add yours

I need urgent 2k from you

Sub for me

I m running low on data

When are you going to change my wardrobe?

My school fees/house rent is yet to complete

I m yet to pay for the party's aso ebi

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by dollytino4real(f): 8:20am On Sep 21, 2022
Qatar2022:

Because you suppose to have a job before dating
why women things dey pain una men

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Corridon: 8:57am On Sep 21, 2022
dollytino4real:
why women things dey pain una men
So women's thing now amounts to stupidity abi.

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Lvgirl: 9:04am On Sep 21, 2022
Four days ago it rained....I chat on babe for hookup .she said she is not into hookup
Okay make we date she say yes. The second day she said her hair is due. I should send 15k
I told her short time for hook up sef na 5k
Why will I pay for 3* hookup money
She blocked me
After abusing me. I called her;begged her
She unblock me.again
She ask if I am ready . I said yes.
I send vn with lots of abuses .
I blocked her.

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 9:43am On Sep 21, 2022
OboOlora:
Hahahahaha
Op, you forgot to add this;

Meet them on July 1st and then by a July 2nd their status will be ‘birthday in a bit’

Run!!!!!!!!

Naija girls de do bday 5days after they meet every new guy lol

hhaaaaa...very very true
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 9:44am On Sep 21, 2022
LUAN1:
there is this New scam that I noticed last week wen I added 2 ladies to my Facebook. Wen you are chatting with them they would chat well, at a point They will start telling you that they do not chat stranger, asking you to send them Data so that they can see your face on video call

lolz

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 9:45am On Sep 21, 2022
dollytino4real:
Wat about men own? Wen he ask wat u do for a living run o!
men? nigeria men scamming ladies?

grin grin wetin uche no go see for MTN office
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Natbrowny: 10:01am On Sep 21, 2022
Lady - I'm broke
Guy - wat bank are u using
Lady - GTB
Guy - Oh dats a good bank. Continue using it.
Guy - Run

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Qatar2022: 10:05am On Sep 21, 2022
dollytino4real:
why women things dey pain una men
It doesn't pain me but i have to tell you the truth , get a job and avoid unnecessary sex

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by slawomir: 10:06am On Sep 21, 2022
wemanynoni:
Mine yesterday was

Hi
Am fine

Long time, no chat
Yes sorry been having issues

Wats wrong
Just got from clinic I need like 5k to buy drugs

Pele
Thanks, just need to buy d drugs

On God
I don't understand

God dey
Ok
If you get problem call God....
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by mespusinglez(m): 10:37am On Sep 21, 2022
Craving For This And That

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 10:41am On Sep 21, 2022
mespusinglez:
Craving For This And That

haaaa...very common also

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by MarketDispatch: 11:40am On Sep 21, 2022
I need to change my Wardrobe ...I sent her my Carpenter 's number ..was I wrong?

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 12:03pm On Sep 21, 2022
MarketDispatch:
I need to change my Wardrobe ...I sent her my Carpenter 's number ..was I wrong?

Wicked! angry
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Merch: 12:48pm On Sep 21, 2022
So y’all still talk to naija babes? una really dey try walai, the only time i dey talk to naija girls na for on top bed and na when i dey tell her to change style from missionary to doggy

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Robertgreene1(m): 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2022
Interesting...
just get urself a rich girl ND save urself from all this headaches
Rich girls bring out the best in a man..
But u must work on urself as a man first ND be on top of ur game...
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 1:11pm On Sep 21, 2022
Merch:
So y’all still talk to naija babes? una really dey try walai, the only time i dey talk to naija girls na for on top bed and na when i dey tell her to change style from missionary to doggy

u just go road go kidnap one and start digging ba?

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by hotwax: 1:11pm On Sep 21, 2022
Robertgreene1:
Interesting...
just get urself a rich girl ND save urself from all this headaches
Rich girls bring out the best in a man..
But u must work on urself as a man first ND be on top of ur game...

Rich and Nigerian girls can't be in a sentence...

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Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Robertgreene1(m): 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2022
hotwax:


Rich and Nigerian girls can't be in a sentence...
LOL....what of those ones wey their papa get money na?
If u never date those kind ones b4..
Then u must be missing a lot man...
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by Nehyooh(m): 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2022
MarketDispatch:
I need to change my Wardrobe ...I sent her my Carpenter 's number ..was I wrong?
grin
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by dollytino4real(f): 4:10pm On Sep 21, 2022
Qatar2022:

It doesn't pain me but i have to tell you the truth , get a job and avoid unnecessary sex
sesx na ur mste
Re: When To Run While Chatting A Nigeria Lady by dollytino4real(f): 4:11pm On Sep 21, 2022
hotwax:

men? nigeria men scamming ladies?

grin grin wetin uche no go see for MTN office
all jon

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