Zonefree:

He didn't die cos he was separating fight. The proximate cause of his death is SIMPlicity.
A SIMP and his life are soon parted.

If there's any Life Assurance policy on his head, I'm 99.987% certain no Insurance company would indemnify his family. Insurance companies do not pay indemnity for a risk incurred through foolishness.


God rest his soul and forgive his SIMPle nature.

Kids just using words wrongly
how is helping your pregnant wife and kid being a simp?
so he should cross his legs reading newspaper while the wife walks a pole or two with the child to buy soap?

his only mistake here was trying to be a peace maker...i hope you lots se why people who mind their business sometimes live longer.

Delta no be Lagos

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

How is it a simp way brother? Can't a husband help his pregnant wife anymore!

Coolbreeze1988:
Rip to him, reason why I don't separate fights even with the blessing as a peacemaker in the bible

This is not the definition of peacemaker please don't incur the wrath of God.

No body settle fight instead you whip them apart or cheer them on till they are exhausted.

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

The report mentioned " a heavily pregnant " wife .

Simp as you label the peace maker will die , sissies forming Alpha males on Nland that can't digest a less than 120 words write up won't live for ever either .

Shalommy:
Chaiii... Rip. Naija no get joy. Vawulence everywhere!

I tell you my sexy Wall Lizard

Zonefree:

He didn't die cos he was separating fight. The proximate cause of his death is SIMPlicity.
A SIMP and his life are soon parted.

If there's any Life Assurance policy on his head, I'm 99.987% certain no Insurance company would indemnify his family. Insurance companies do not pay indemnity for a risk incurred through foolishness.


God rest his soul and forgive his SIMPle nature.

You got it wrong bro.

Why can't she buy soap for his pregy wife?

Merch:
But why would his wife send him on an errand in the first place? I sincerely blame his wife for this avoidable death

ABI u dey ment??

That's why I no be peace maker

SeriouslySense:
It just shows he has such a good mind, he helps his wife when she is pregnant, and I wish he just left those boys to fight, he could have just told them to stop for their safety and walk away.

I am not a judge, but i think those boys should be made to pay for sometime to his wife until after delivery. They should learn from their stupid actions.

Even at that, its a very lenient punishment.

you mean they should be left alone just to pay the pregnant widow??you sound like a soft person, those two boys needs to be locked and forgotten in jail

arantess:

na him type dey simp pass for real life, no mind online Hulk hogan

no mind am

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

I sha know say person must talk this thing �

Na so spencer take go!! God of heaven! So tey instablog and nl don carry am. God!!

Rest in Peace bro

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

Did you read the part that, his wife was heavily pregnant.. No be crime to go buy soap for him wife Oga

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

Pregnant wife !
All these ones wey sense far from.

Heybeedee:

I sha know say person must talk this thing �

Because some of them lack sense the Lady in question was heavily Pregnant.. Pregnant women get tired so what is the Simp here.. some don't even understand the meaning of that simp, they sha want to use it to belong.

goodmike7:


Kids just using words wrongly
how is helping your pregnant wife and kid being a simp?
so he should cross his legs reading newspaper while the wife walks a pole or two with the child to buy soap?

his only mistake here was trying to be a peace maker...i hope you lots se why people who mind their business sometimes live longer.

They don't understand what simp is Bros.

When the say mind ya business, you'll not hear.
Dem don use you settle matter.

WHAT AN IDIOT HE WAS

SERVES HIM RIGHT

I WONDER HOW HE IS EVEN EXPLAINING TO JESUS WHAT LED TO HIS DEATH

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

It's ASUU I blame Sha. Too many children on Nairaland. Going to buy something for a heavily pregnant wife is perfectly fine.

You kids don't know what it is to be a man and you'll be shouting 'Simp' up and down.

Zonefree:

He didn't die cos he was separating fight. The proximate cause of his death is SIMPlicity.
A SIMP and his life are soon parted.

If there's any Life Assurance policy on his head, I'm 99.987% certain no Insurance company would indemnify his family. Insurance companies do not pay indemnity for a risk incurred through foolishness.


God rest his soul and forgive his SIMPle nature.

Another child spotted.

When you grow up, you'll learn how to be a man. Supporting your heavily pregnant wife is a core responsibility

Why not let them fight to death

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

He should have died in battle with glory and ascend to Valhalla?

My grandmother used to tell me that " person wey woman no kill go live long".......RIP bro.

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

16 year old redpiller.

Thankfully, the only way you will be able to reproduce was if your hand could get pregnant.

They read a few takes on the Internet and think they are alpha males.

Dad get tired of buying baby’s diapers, says wife is wasting it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtN3NCdzCs

Oesophagus99:
“His wife sent him to buy soap at a shop close to their house."


.. what a simp way to signout!

Alright let me explain to you so that you can understand and may be learn.

His wife was heavily pregnant, there is nothing wrong with him helping his own wife to buy something.

He died trying to stop violence, it was an act of humanity, he died for love, he was a noble man and should be respect, if I should judge with your statement, the deceased is a better man than you.

We are all going to die one day, so just say R.i.p to the dead.

RIP to him, he should have just minded his business.

So sorry. Reason why I don't separate fights. I'll just keep my head straight and pass like they're not even there. I've seen someone collect blow meant for another person because he was separating fight, since that day I marked it ❌