So last wk saturday,i met dis pretty grl at a frd party,after sum convo with her,we exchange numbers...

i called her later dat night bt she said she reside in PH and nt in yenagoa,i was lyk"wow...isoryt.

so yesterday,i was at home doing notin wen her call came in,i jst said to myslf"dis1 wen dis babe dey call me,hope say no be billing ooh bcus i no get shishi to gv anybody as it stands so...and i picked the call.

she was lyk"hey michael...happy flood(jokes)i jst laff...

then she said,i heard abt the flood in yenagoa,hw u guys coping?i jst tell her the truth...babe na dye we dey 4 here,every were dn razz....

so after sum few convo,she asked 4 my acct number...i jst talk 4 my mind"9ja grl wn send me money?make i jst wait see dis magic...

few min later,i got credit alert of 20k,the 1st words dat came out of my mouth were"omoh....so las las all nigeria grls are nt useless,dis 1 dey very usefull...

abeg nairalanders,from today i no join for all 9ja grls are useless crew again,i don repent.....

Yeah I'll take things that never happen for 100 naira each please.

Bros, no dey take wetin people dey write for social media so serious oooooo. Even those of us wey dey endorse the word eeh, we get sisters, mothers, female friends, children etc
Same way the ladies go say "men are scum" but dem go dey pray and even go their BF house to help am with chores. All na "social media hypocrisy". Believe what you see on social media at your own peril
Once again, congratulations for been amongst the 1% of guys wey a 9ja babe don ever give money


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "If no be you disvirgin your wife, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes can't be trusted"

Dreams do come true. But dreaming about generocity from a Nigerian girl is something highly unheard of.

Nah Loan oo, relax you go pay am back

You see PH girls, I gat this special respect for them.
Those babes can spoil you with cash, food and subcutaneous kpekus.
If you come go get sugar mummy from PH, mehn, everything go soft for your life


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Lol..make sure u give her double or triple that amount...not as pay back but just dey observe when she dey in need then act without her asking u. MAKE SURE OO.. E GET WHY

Bros op i don’t believe this your story but that doesn’t mean you are a liar

Illegal1:
So last wk saturday,i met dis pretty grl at a frd party,after sum convo with her,we exchange numbers...

i called her later dat night bt she said she reside in PH and nt in yenagoa,i was lyk"wow...isoryt.

so yesterday,i was at home doing notin wen her call came in,i jst said to myslf"dis1 wen dis babe dey call me,hope say no be billing ooh bcus i no get shishi to gv anybody as it stands so...and i picked the call.

she was lyk"hey michael...happy flood(jokes)i jst laff...

then she said,i heard abt the flood in yenagoa,hw u guys coping?i jst tell her the truth...babe na dye we dey 4 here,every were dn razz....

so after sum few convo,she asked 4 my acct number...i jst talk 4 my mind"9ja grl wn send me money?make i jst wait see dis magic...

few min later,i got credit alert of 20k,the 1st words dat came out of my mouth were"omoh....so las las all nigeria grls are nt useless,dis 1 dey very usefull...

abeg nairalanders,from today i no join for all 9ja grls are useless crew again,i don repent.....

My ex used to give me money … yet I no fit try am again. In your case watch out for disrespect from the lady very soon
Not everything is about money

Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️

Illegal1:
So last wk saturday,i met dis pretty grl at a frd party,after sum convo with her,we exchange numbers...

i called her later dat night bt she said she reside in PH and nt in yenagoa,i was lyk"wow...isoryt.

so yesterday,i was at home doing notin wen her call came in,i jst said to myslf"dis1 wen dis babe dey call me,hope say no be billing ooh bcus i no get shishi to gv anybody as it stands so...and i picked the call.

she was lyk"hey michael...happy flood(jokes)i jst laff...

then she said,i heard abt the flood in yenagoa,hw u guys coping?i jst tell her the truth...babe na dye we dey 4 here,every were dn razz....

so after sum few convo,she asked 4 my acct number...i jst talk 4 my mind"9ja grl wn send me money?make i jst wait see dis magic...

few min later,i got credit alert of 20k,the 1st words dat came out of my mouth were"omoh....so las las all nigeria grls are nt useless,dis 1 dey very usefull...

abeg nairalanders,from today i no join for all 9ja grls are useless crew again,i don repent.....

my brother good evening please this number just scammed me of 46k yesterday please i need it's location 09067540770