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Whats D Best Thing To Do? by GB102(m): 7:56pm On Aug 18, 2011
I got a lady frnd dat complains her boi frnd dont want her to see his Joystick and dat he is seriously talking about marriage, she wants to b sure dat thing works before she marrys him,  but d guy said he is a xtern and cant show her her Joystick talkless of tidying d babe,  now i d tell d guy dat der is something call bedroom play, is not a must u will fuk her but just play with her let her know is working,

D GUY SAY I BE DEVIL TRYING TO LURE HIM INTO SIN  embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed was dat a wrong advice?  embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

now d girl said he no fit marry and d guy wan kill himsef cos he really luves d girl but cos of religion he cant do what she wants, please good christains that knw the bible what should my friend do? [flash=200,200]http://help oo[/flash]
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Aug 18, 2011
Let her go marry a 15 inches koboko and see if that will make her happy.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by GB102(m): 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2011
but d problem is dat she also luvs d guy, only dat she wan make sure d dick works, is not about dick size. but does it work?
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Nobody: 8:03pm On Aug 18, 2011
GB102:

but d problem is dat she also luvs d guy, only dat she wan make sure d Joystick works[b], is not about Joystick size. but does it work?[/b]
Now that got me laughing.


Tell her she is on her own ooo lipsrsealed I doubt if the guy will disobey his faith.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by ronkebp(f): 8:16pm On Aug 18, 2011
The guy should just go and look for a chic that shares his believes, i don't blame the girl though, but there is no point pushing it trying to lure him to sin.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by HighChief4(m): 8:39pm On Aug 18, 2011
Thats what I call test driving. I dont see anything wrong in what is doing, smart gal.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by omega25red(m): 8:44pm On Aug 18, 2011
ronkebp:

The guy should just go and look for a chic that shares his believes, i don't blame the girl though, but there is no point pushing it trying to lure him to sin.
exactly what i was going to say.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by GB102(m): 8:47pm On Aug 18, 2011
@ high cheif me too , i belive God is against fornication but not when u wan know if d thing d work. just if it erect den u r good to go, and tell d lady since u don see am make i wear my trouser back,  (on time) guys that belive in d bible am i wrong? ogege4evr or what ever u call your sef, i will like to hear from u cos i thing u r d wisest guy here on NL romance,
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Natasha2(f): 8:50pm On Aug 18, 2011
na wa oh which one be just to see if its working na? abi na radio? please she's saying rubbish, anyways all she has to do is caress him a lil she should saty close to him if his di ck gets hard she will definitely feel it, infact she doesn't have to be close  she will notice it badly cheesy 
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by xkillz(m): 9:12pm On Aug 18, 2011
ronkebp:

The guy should just go and look for a chic that shares his believes, i don't blame the girl though, but there is no point pushing it trying to lure him to sin.

GB102:

@ high cheif me too , i belive God is against fornication but not when u wan know if d thing d work. just if it erect den u r good to go, and tell d lady since u don see am make i wear my trouser back,  (on time) guys that belive in d bible am i wrong? ogege4evr or what ever u call your sef, i will like to hear from u cos i thing u r d wisest guy here on NL romance,
Illicit sex relations outside of Scriptural marriage. The Hebrew verb za‧nah′ and its related forms convey the idea of harlotry, immoral intercourse, fornication, or prostitution. The Greek word translated “fornication” is por‧nei′a. Regarding the meanings of por‧nei′a, B. F. Westcott in his book Saint Paul’s Epistle to the Ephesians (1906, p. 76) says: “This is a general term for all unlawful intercourse, (I) adultery: Hos. ii. 2, 4 (LXX.); Matt. v. 32; xix. 9; (2) unlawful marriage, I Cor. v. I; (3) fornication, the common sense as here [Eph 5:3].” Bauer’s Greek-English Lexicon of the New Testament (revised by F. W. Gingrich and F. Danker, 1979, p. 693) defines por‧nei′a as “prostitution, unchastity, fornication, of every kind of unlawful sexual intercourse.” Porneia is understood to involve the grossly immoral use of the genital organ(s) of at least one human; also there must have been two or more parties (including another consenting human or a beast), whether of the same sex or the opposite sex.
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If SHE cant STAY, LET HER WALK! undecided
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by MrsChima(f): 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2011
15 inch koboko? shocked undecided

Does that tear up the uterus? undecided
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by xkillz(m): 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2011
A SIN IS A SIN!!! FORNICATION IS A SIN! NO 2 WAYS ABOUT THAT! THERE IS NO SHORT CUT TO IT! THERE IS NO SWEET NAME THAT CAN BE USED TO COVER PREMARITAL SEX! TESTING OR WHAT EVER, IT IS STILL FORNICATION! IF YOU WANT TO SIN, DO SO BOLDLY! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR BODY! BUT DONT START MAKING EXCUSES AS TO WHY YOU SINNED OR WHY YOU HAD TO SIN. . . . . . . . THAT IS COWARDICE!!! undecided
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by MrsChima(f): 9:24pm On Aug 18, 2011
Marital sex feeeeeeeeeeeeels good! embarassed
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by xkillz(m): 9:30pm On Aug 18, 2011
Sure it does! THATS ACCEPTED! But MOST cant WAIT! smiley
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by MrsChima(f): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2011
Fornication has it perks but marital sex has it divinity for some reason.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by xkillz(m): 9:41pm On Aug 18, 2011
^^It has a very SOUND REASON! A DIVINE REASON!  smiley
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by MMM2(m): 11:00pm On Aug 18, 2011
Op
give me d girl's fone nos, let me show her my own pen*s undecided
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Advocator: 11:10pm On Aug 18, 2011
Well if the girl truly loved him she SHOULD respect his wishes. It really isn't that hard to start being abstinent until marriage.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Mynd44: 11:27pm On Aug 18, 2011
^^^
Her problem is if the joystick actually works
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by manakeagie: 8:14am On Aug 19, 2011
You as Christians fornication is not allowed till marriage that is when the joystick can be let out for your lover to enjoy, my advise is that let the boy compromise and let the girl be patient, and work towards getting married am sure his joystick works and if it does not some how God makes a way if you have been faithful to his word.
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by dammytex: 11:01am On Aug 19, 2011
This one is funny oo.

I think the girl is not trying to sleep with the guy. She only wants to ascertain the thing works. But then she should understand the guy's view as regards his faith.

A good solution can be the both of them going to see a doctor for fertility tests. From the doctor's report, she can tell if his thing can work. (very funny)

The guy sef na wa ooo. He sees having a mere erecti0n (as a form of confirmation to his fiancee) as committing sin already? I take it that they don't engage in any form of pre-intimacy activities like kissing and cuddling that WON'T eventually lead to sex.
As for me; my faith never reach.
No penetration; I gree.
No kissing, handling, cuddling, necking: I no gree
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by 190smh: 11:09am On Aug 19, 2011
M M M:

Op
give me d girl's fone nos, let me show her my own pen*s undecided
grin grin grin
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by MMM2(m): 1:07pm On Aug 19, 2011
^^
wink wink
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by Mynd44: 1:27pm On Aug 19, 2011
They should both see a doctor just to ease the girl's mind
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by xkillz(m): 1:38pm On Aug 19, 2011
^^^ cheesy cheesy
Re: Whats D Best Thing To Do? by LordReed(m): 1:52pm On Aug 19, 2011
Seconded

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