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Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Autobot05: 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2022
When the time comes... you won't even remember this crap
grin

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Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by ppogba: 4:47pm On Oct 31, 2022
Copy and paste from obodo oyinbo scenario.

What Nigerians needs are:

How to survive the third day after going two days without food.
How to survive when your area transformer just got burnt or the thing blow gbosaa.
How to dodge your landlord for the next two months after your rent has expired.
What to tell the kids when they tell you Daddy, we are tired of indomie indomie every time.

Not what to do when jelly fish bite you. Jelly fish wey bite person for Naija, na vegetable oil go judge hin case.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Nobody: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry

It's very help, he is far better than one idiot that calls himself Nostradamoss that comes to nairaland to disgrace his parents.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by shielaAhmed: 4:52pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry


Vawulence bro
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 31, 2022
Survive skill to survive under Buhari's administration is what I need grin
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by brightDdon(m): 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2022
Bmaster:
bros op,the one of thunder really crack me up
Like seriously,thunder strike will await you till you finish positioning yourself as described above grin
Anyway thanks!



I'll also like to learn in case you have any update over it, how to survive buhari's last 7 months in office.is infact as a matter of urgency,and as such needs to Top your priorities!

God bless you Op shocked


smiley smiley wink smiley smiley wink smiley wink wink smiley@ buhari last 7 months in office.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Osezzua(m): 5:54pm On Oct 31, 2022
nice
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by allytinted: 5:54pm On Oct 31, 2022
Informative
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Uchedizzy(f): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2022
Pls tell us the tricks to survival APC hardishp
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by TheEndless: 6:05pm On Oct 31, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed Sprinkle holy water on this creature each time you see it
Is that Nosferatu??
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by AerialMapper: 6:17pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry

Plus you are better off landing on hard concrete than inside our "dumpsters". Probably useful for those that have japa to Canada
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Scarletjr(m): 6:19pm On Oct 31, 2022
Wooo na wuna sabi
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by sanya4good(m): 6:32pm On Oct 31, 2022
Well taken, gbosa for you op
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Freeko4: 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2022
Nice
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by FarmTech(m): 7:41pm On Oct 31, 2022
Autobot05:
When the time comes... you won't even remember this crap
grin

Raregems247:
Easier said than done
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Practice makes perfect. And remember not to panick.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by FarmTech(m): 7:51pm On Oct 31, 2022
Ibime:


The rip tide one is useful to know. Even good swimmers drown by not allowing the tide to take them
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I think the same thing applies to strong underwater current in rivers. That one will hold you underwater till it subside. If you panick there you die. Just swim diagonally downstream towards the bank.

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Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Gubioma: 8:06pm On Oct 31, 2022
Gadafii:
Mumu man, you think say na only more ibafo people Dey visit nairaland,

this piece will definitely be useful to other people that have those factors

Dan Borno....(Kanuri boy)
Thanks for ur comment bro.All over Nigeria are visiting Nairaland.
I'm from Maiduguri and also addicted to Nairaland.


Shikenan Nagode
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by FarmTech(m): 8:08pm On Oct 31, 2022
KosiGee:
How about how to survive snake(cobra, adder, viper) bites. What emergency tips would be helpful?

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There are 2 types of venomous snake bites - dry bite and wet bite. Dry bite is when the snake bite without injecting venom vice versa for wet bite. You can survive dry bite without treatment. But wet bite? All those black stone stuffs will not work oo. You will need antivenom.
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Alternatively, you can inject yourself with very dilute snake venom to develop immunity. But you need to seek doctors' advice before you go this route.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Gubioma: 8:09pm On Oct 31, 2022
MMempire:
For those of us that want to japa, please grab your seat and learn. Thanks OP.
Dan Borno.....(Kanuri Boy)
I also want to Japa by January may be we shall meet in London insha Allah.
Ur WhatsApp number pls


Shikenan nagode
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Emdebby2: 8:27pm On Oct 31, 2022
What about how to survive buhari government?
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by DelphiOracle(m): 9:04pm On Oct 31, 2022
Streett:
The Movie “ The Revenant “ …….. Na that movie I take know say Bear na strong ruthless bastard! Chop chop Leonardo DiCaprio skull anyhow turn am to rag doll , effortlessly tossing him around in all direction stomping the fvck outta him ripping off flesh like cheese..

Ah no sure say to “play dead” with bear na wise thing o ..
That bastard go sniff out Your mischief use him useless claw scratch your lungs out !

Bear go dey fvck You up at the same time dey shout like say naim need help …. Just Imagine madness!

Grizzly Bear too useless abegg!
I will download that movie again.

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Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by HELLASJ(m): 9:04pm On Oct 31, 2022
Wow! So insightful
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Autobot05: 9:19pm On Oct 31, 2022
FarmTech:



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Practice makes perfect. And remember not to panick.

Do you work in a circus cheesy
If you see a bear in real life all those tactics will vanish
Your body will engage it fight or flee response automatically

And how the hell can you survive a train accident that way grin
You'll be in heaven even before you know you're dead
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Evidenx(m): 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2022
If you vote tinubu or atiku na how to survive in Nigeria una go dey read... grin

Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by FarmTech(m): 9:56pm On Oct 31, 2022
Autobot05:


Do you work in a circus cheesy
If you see a bear in real life all those tactics will vanish
Your body will engage it fight or flee response automatically

And how the hell can you survive a train accident that way grin
You'll be in heaven even before you know you're dead
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It takes courage. I'm not the fearful type oo.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by FarmTech(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2022
Emdebby2:
What about how to survive buhari government?
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His govment hard oo. I will still emphasize that people shud start growing some of their food. It will suprise you how much you will save. Foodstuffs you buy in the market are very costly because many people add their profit to it.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Autobot05: 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2022
FarmTech:

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It takes courage. I'm not the fearful type oo.

Ok sir
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by boxer022(m): 11:07pm On Oct 31, 2022
Good one Op but include how to escape from been shot at with a gun, and how to survive a gun shot wound.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by newdawn2017(f): 1:53am On Nov 01, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry
u will die in Nigeria, illorin precisely.
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Fapemz: 2:32am On Nov 01, 2022
Jummyh:
Still waiting for how to survive in this bubu era

I sell Laptop powerbank
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Billygee2u: 3:34am On Nov 01, 2022
Bmaster:
bros op,the one of thunder really crack me up
Like seriously,thunder strike will await you till you finish positioning yourself as described above grin
Anyway thanks!



I'll also like to learn in case you have any update over it, how to survive buhari's last 7 months in office.is infact as a matter of urgency,and as such needs to Top your priorities!

God bless you Op shocked
Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by sdbaba: 4:18am On Nov 01, 2022
cool cool cool

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