Manny4life you too Gbam. You reminded me of me.

manny4life:

Me: Ohh that cool,  what's your Major? ([size=14pt]She thought he meant, what is your Masters / What did you study for your Masters
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Babe: I haven't start my major yet but when i finish my BSC i will do that, [size=16pt](She's thinking, why this blockhead dey ask about Masters/Major, I'm just in 200L )[/size]

Me: i mean what your discipline? [size=18pt](She thought he meant, how disciplined/strict is your school ie about dress code, student conduct?)
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Babe:Our schoool is good but we're not that discipline. [size=22pt](She's thinking, who the heck is this guy, a headmaster, what's with these questions?!!)
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Me:Ok, what's your course of study? [size=28pt](She's thinking: I give up. This guy no ready ) [/size]

manny4life:

Me: Ohh that cool,  what's your Major?

Babe: I haven't start my major yet but when i finish my BSC i will do that,

Me: i mean what your discipline?

Babe:Our schoool is good but we're not that discipline.

Me:Ok, what's your course of study?


First off, I will give you my own reasons why this s not true.

He asked "what's your major" and she replied "I haven't start my major and ,  This has shown that she did not understand in what context the poster was asking irrespective of the fact that they (1) Major  isn't a Nigerian term (2) the burden of the conversation was on the OP not her and (3) there was nothing within the context that showed they were discussing the issue of school. I do not fault here ignorance in this; however, I believe, when there's dual virtual communication between two parties, and in this case, she should have asked "how do you mean by what's my major"

Second, poster goes on to say discipline. This is really ambiguous and somewhat flawed in the sense that the literal meaning of discipline is nothing but a "practice"  or systematic approach to train someone " on a unique set of rules. In this case, education wise, the girl isn't receiving nor following any unique form of principles as applied to it's core objectives.

Third, he proceeds to ask "what's your course of study"; this should have been the original question in the beginning, though he missed it, I will assume that engaging in a conversation was more free willy, a more likely open-ended question and conversation not a rhetoric, Anyway, I feel as though he made up the scene.


Besides, Linguistics Relations, perhaps, could be or not be a new course at the University; however it's not enough to just put her away immediately. If the Op was intelligent, he would have know what linguistics was; a social science, a scientific study of the human language, it meaning how it's formed and it's related context. So when she said Linguistics Relations, it's not something to laugh about because it takes guts to understand how language works and how it's formed.


Finally, I think OP either exaggerated or felt intimated and sought this means to calm down his ego. If he had asked an open-ended question like "tell me more about your school" OP wouldn't have gone through a great deal trying to relate with her. She would have covered all your questions and even more details for you much more than you would have asked her.

lagerwhenindoubt:

At least she did not say Islamic Engineering

folahann:

Wow we learn new things everyday. I've just learnt that 'major' is not a Nigerian term. Never ever thought of that.

all those who failed to maake UNILAG and those with serious beef for the skl would do anything to make this kind of silly 'joke'.For all I care,no serious Akokite will find this joke funny!
Imagine this kind of thing on the internet for the whole world to read!It is the height of mischief and some of us will set the records straight.
For the records,
this is the school with the highest admission application and most competitive enrolment in the whole of west Africa!99,871 yearly applicants for 6000 slots,at the end of the day,when the 91000 plus fail being admitted, would start running down the schoo while they wish they could be part of prestigious UNILAGl!

The only school which insists on 6 credits at one sitting even when other schools and jamb accepts 5 credits at two sittings!

The only school strong enough despite the unparallel Lagos social pressure on scholarship(no other school can withstand)yet kept itself,as proven over the years,to remain the university of first choice.

THIS IS THE ONLY SCHOOL GOOD ENOUGHTO PRODUCE THE PRO-CHANCELLOR OF UI (Wole Olanipekun)AND CHAIRMAN OF UCH(Dr Sunny Kuku)!

NO AMOUNT OF BEEF CAN ERASE THIS,PEOPLE SHOULD STUDY HARD IF YOU WANT TO AT LEAST MAKE UNILAG MERIT LEAST AND BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW SCHOLARSHIP IS UNILAG!

volasunkan:
all those who failed to maake UNILAG and those with serious beef for the skl would do anything to make this kind of silly 'joke'.For all I care,no serious Akokite will find this joke funny!
Imagine this kind of thing on the internet for the whole world to read!It is the height of mischief and some of us will set the records straight.
For the records,
this is the school with the highest admission application and most competitive enrolment in the whole of west Africa!99,871 yearly applicants for 6000 slots,at the end of the day,when the 91000 plus fail being admitted, would start running down the school while they wish they could be part of prestigious UNILAGl!

The only school which insists on 6 credits at one sitting even when other schools and jamb accepts 5 credits at two sittings!

The only school strong enough despite the unparallel Lagos social pressure on scholarship(no other school can withstand)yet kept itself,as proven over the years,to remain the university of first choice.

THIS IS THE ONLY SCHOOL GOOD ENOUGHTO PRODUCE THE PRO-CHANCELLOR OF UI (Wole Olanipekun)AND CHAIRMAN OF UCH(Dr Sunny Kuku)!

NO AMOUNT OF BEEF CAN ERASE THIS,PEOPLE SHOULD STUDY HARD IF YOU WANT TO AT LEAST MAKE UNILAG MERIT LEAST AND BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW SCHOLARSHIP IS UNILAG!

poweredcom:
Shut the heck up, what do you mean, Nobody is insulting unilag here , the poster was just trying to access how a  university girl was lost in his conversation with her,  and it surely haappens, every where in Nigeria, abi you wan tell em say for unilag people no pay for runs take enter the school for post jamb, hisss.

This story is obviously fabricated but why did the OP have to use Unilag of all the schools in Naija?

Unilag still remains the University of First Choice. . . .haters & beefers know what to do