So, it's been days now and I can't sleep.
And oga is busy with work and so he is not home in this season.

And I'm protruded.
This cricket is also kicking me...

I keep hearing the whistling and I have "scattered" everywhere!

Made handyman pour snipers and what have you every corner of my house!

If I go to the bathroom, the noise stops. If I return to the room it starts all over again.

I'm shortfused, coupled with my present condition , I beginning to throw things out of anger!

I called my MIL, she is coming to get me out of the house.

Yes I

Na cricket dey pursue me comot from husband house like this.

How did this animal enter my house, and yes it's a very clean house.I love using bleach (hypo freak)to clean so, the house is always sparkling ...

I am tired!

*sad face*
*worried*
Ooooooooooooo!

Do you need help or what

Candidlady:
Do you need help or what

Yes I am.
I have exhausted snipers both and around the compound.

You know ...i don't know where they are .

Trace where the annoying sound is coming from first....

Na your village people be that.

LadyRosa:

Yes I am. I have exhausted snipers both and around the compound.
You know ...i don't know where they are .

ithink they got sprays that can kill those things..
ask wiseone28 and miracood2 they could proffer a solution

JasonScoolari:
Trace where the annoying sound is coming from first....

I have done that countless times.
Yesternight was the height of it, I was loiteringg round in and out of the house with "isi ewu " sauce on my hand tracing the noise.

Chai! Food that was cooked and way billed to me around 10pm!Ended up losing appetite .

Candidlady:



ithink they got sprays that can kill those things..

ask wiseone28 and miracood2 they could proffer a solution

Ok they have been quoted.
Waiting...
I used snipers , then fumigating pesticide somebody brought.

Zonefree:
Na your village people be that.

Their bullet really hit me this time.

If you have clothes littered around, check inside them. You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from

LadyRosa:


I have done that countless times.
Yesternight was the height of it, I was loiteringg round in and out of the house with "isi ewu " sauce on my hand tracing the noise.

Chai! Food that was cooked and way billed to me around 10pm!Ended up losing appetite .

If the cricket won't allow you enjoy peace and Isi ewu, set that house on fire.

Anything wey wan happen, make E happen.

faithfull18:
If you have clothes littered around, check inside them. You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from

Clothes are either boxed or hanging on wardrobes.
I opened the wardrobe countless times, NO NOISE.

There are canfours too there for roaches.
I don't think it's the wardrobe .

JasonScoolari:
If the cricket won't allow you enjoy peace and Isi ewu, set that house on fire.

Anything wey wan happen, make E happen.

E be like say you never get building project before?
Bag of cement is 4500.

LadyRosa:




E be like say you never get building project before?
Bag of cement is 4500.

I am on it now, but since you nor wan take advice, it's best you burn it down make you rest.

JasonScoolari:
I am on it now, but since you nor wan take advice, it's best you burn it down make you rest.

What advice?
Are you ok?

You advice I trace the sound and that's exactly what I have been doing for days, I also pointed out I paid handyman to fumigate the compound.

I also wrote that I have used snipers in and round the house .

Only for you to suggest I burn down my house.Another man's sweat.
That was why I asked if you have built a house before?

Even if you don't deserve it, I will just try to hold my peace.

Where are likely places they hide in the house from experience ?

I have seen one before few months ago aroun the kitchen sink,like it was in the hole and crawled out,so i pour sniper inside the hole to kill other crawlers...

But i dont know where this one is.
Weda in the bathroom, Bedroom or outsidd the windows.Sometimes the noise appears like its close,other times it seems far.
Sometimes i stand up from the bed,it stops and sometimes it doesnt!

So when the TV/speakers Is on ,no noise.
But when i switch of around 10 - 12 at night or more it start crying again!Jesus!




Please ?

RoyalRoy

Then you know sometimes tiling works are not done well.So you see cracked tiles , wall tiles specifically with openings.

So I used syringe and extract sniper and inject inside them!
Didn't work obviously .

LadyRosa:


What advice?
Are you ok?

You advice I trace the sound and that's exactly what I have been doing for days, I also pointed out I paid handyman to fumigate the compound.

I also wrote that I have used snipers in and round the house .

Only for you to suggest I burn down my house.Another man's sweat.
That was why I asked if you have built a house before?

Even if you don't deserve it, I will just hold my peace.

In your post, you clearly stated you were "shortfused" which you are clearly displaying.

I was only being sarcastic with that remark but just like a daft angry porcupine, you let it all out.


Continue with your cricket wahala angry duckling.

JasonScoolari:
In your post, you clearly stated you were "shortfused" which you are clearly displaying.

I was only being sarcastic with that remark but just like a daft angry porcupine, you let it all out.


Continue with your cricket wahala angry duckling.

Sarcastic ke?
You are entirely silly!
Where is the sarcasm when you stated about me not taking to advice.What you clearly displayed was a high level of BUNKUMISM!


All these mumu pikin wey dem don collect from water sef!Anuohia


Yes, I am shortfused!
At least you were pre-warned.

I think its hiding somewhere in your bathroom. You should get something like the sniper and pour in your bathroom.

Pele!

LadyRosa:



Sarcastic ke?
You are entirely silly!
Where is the sarcasm when you stated about me not taking to advice.What you clearly displayed was a high level of BUNKUMISM!


All these mumu pikin wey dem don collect from water sef!Anuohia


Yes, I am shortfused!
At least you were pre-warned.

Are you done f0oling yourself Mrs. Shortfused cricket?

JasonScoolari:
Are you done f0oling yourself Mrs. Shortfused cricket?

No I'm not done Mr Bunkum.

LadyRosa:


No I'm not done Mr Bunkum.

Okay, when you're done f0oling yourself, Mrs. Shortfused cricket, kindly take your silly self out of my mention.



Thank you and God bless you as you comply.

JasonScoolari:
Okay, when you're done f0oling yourself, Mrs. Shortfused cricket, kindly take your silly self out of my mention.



Thank you and God bless you as you comply.

Hey, kpekuswipes you are on my thread.
You are the one that gatz to ooze out.

JasonScoolari:
Okay, when you're done f0oling yourself, Mrs. Shortfused cricket, kindly take your silly self out of my mention.



Thank you and God bless you as you comply.

Easy comrade. I think she's preggy. It's quite obvious from how she relates with your harmless sacarsm.

Peace.

culf:
I think its hiding somewhere in your bathroom. You should get something like the sniper and pour in your bathroom.

Pele!

I have done that, including the water drain.I opened it and empty a full sniper inside.

faithfull18:


[/b] You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from[b]

I wouldn't know if this was meant literally but that was exactly what I did when I had same issue. Light sleeper couldn't sleep well; gleefully quashed the useless, nocturnal idiot when I grabbed it after several restless nights. You'll be amazed at the size of insect raising such raucous!

LadyRosa if you can do this or get a flatter fronted person to help...

I had to crouch as I noticed the lower I brought my head down, the more I heard and was able to trace the general direction the shrill was coming from.
As you rightly said, when it senses you're approaching, it ceases all noise; the moment you leave, the party resumes. Don't leave!!! Just lay down there; don't move an inch. It'd think you've left then starts shrieking. Move your head ear quietly to not distract the bitch, and generally locate the exact area; the noise will direct you. It can't help itself, it must noise.

If it stops the noise, you too stop moving. It can't outwit you naa...yes I did all that to catch the terrorist and it faced the guillotine.

seemples:


I wouldn't know if this was meant literally but that was exactly what I did when I had same issue. Light sleeper couldn't sleep well; gleefully quashed the useless, nocturnal idiot when I grabbed it after several restless nights. You'll be amazed at the size of insect raising such raucous!

LadyRosa if you can do this or get a flatter fronted person to help...

I had to crouch as I noticed the lower I brought my head down, the more I heard and was able to trace the general direction the shrill was coming from.
As you rightly said, when it senses you're approaching, it ceases all noise; the moment you leave, the party resumes. Don't leave!!! Just lay down there; don't move an inch. It'd think you've left then starts shrieking. Move your head ear quietly to not distract the bitch, and generally locate the exact area; the noise will direct you. It can't help itself, it must noise.

If it stops the noise, you too stop moving. It can't outwit you naa...yes I did all that to catch the terrorist and it faced the guillotine.

...
I love your dictions.Witty and refreshing!

Don't have any flat bellied person around, but will try to play dectective again using your approach.

Read it's the male cricket that whines like B%$&ch!

Got one dragging me on here already,

Thanks for your input.

LadyRosa:


Hey, kpekuswipes you are on my thread.
You are the one that gatz to ooze out.

My brother Zonefree said you're pregnant, and just like a pregnant rabbit, I'll let you be.