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A man was sleeping on the bed with his wife. In the brink of the night, the wife screams suddenly from a dream she probably had, " Hide; Hide; Hide, my husband is back!" The man jumps up speedily and takes cover under the bed. In about 10 seconds later, He said to himself "WTF! I am the husband!"
Who do you think is cheating on the other, the man or the woman?

Me thinks the woman is guilty because the man hid himself because he is just waking from sleep and probably in shock too.

Both of them are guilty, if the woman was not cheating, she wouldn't have said 'hide! hide!-----" and the hubby too is so used to hiding that his first instinct was to hide under the bed, very funny.

^^^ seconded

nice one.

Na only dream now . . .abi, I cant cheat in my dream again??  

Ronkebp & long one, let me ask you guys, if u were sleeping and u suddenly hear "hide, hide, whateva follows", wouldn't u rather hide first b4 thinking of what is probably wrong? I trust naija ppl. Some would even run outa the room b4 saying 'hakuna matata'

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Ronkebp & long one, let me ask you guys, if u were sleeping and u suddenly hear "hide, hide, whateva follows", wouldn't u rather hide first b4 thinking of what is probably wrong? I trust naija ppl. Some would even run outa the room b4 saying 'hakuna matata'

oH YES!!! naturally you would want to hide first before you know whats up, but in the case above, she said the reason she wanted the man sleeping by her side to hide------' my husband is back", it was after she said that the hubby jumped from the bed and hid under the bed.

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Ronkebp & long one, let me ask you guys, if u were sleeping and u suddenly hear "hide, hide, whateva follows", wouldn't u rather hide first b4 thinking of what is probably wrong? I trust naija ppl. Some would even run outa the room b4 saying 'hakuna matata'

Now who would be the man in this kind of situation if I were to hide?

Having said that, I would jump out of the window immediately she says so . No dullin

Ronkebp. if such happens, ur 1st instinct will be "hide"
Ur 2nd instinct would then be "what's even the issue/cause?"

^^^^^^ yelz, true!!!, but sometimes, if it is somehing you are not used to doing, personally, being the inquisitive person i am, i would want to know why, i need to hide first,

Both of them are guilty. They cheat on each other. so interesting.

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Ronkebp & long one, let me ask you guys, if u were sleeping and u suddenly hear "hide, hide, whateva follows", wouldn't u rather hide first b4 thinking of what is probably wrong? I trust naija ppl. Some would even run outa the room b4 saying 'hakuna matata'

So you mean if you're on YOUR bed in YOUR room and you suddenly hear hide hide hide the first thing you'd do is hide? COWARDS

^^^courage isn’t the absence of fear, but the presence of fear with the will to go on.

Hide, coming from a loved one who has your best interests at heart isn’t bad, what if there’s a female revolution going on and they are killing all men in the area? Hiding definitely doesn't make you a Coward.

C'mmon people, you hide first and think Later.That's how the body responds first.Flight.
Am sure the hubby dint hear the words 'my husband'.He only heard 'hide, hide' First instinct is hide.
So the woman is guilty cz dreams come as a result of the day's activities.

ronkebp:
Both of them are guilty, if the woman was not cheating, she wouldn't have said 'hide! hide!-----" and the hubby too is so used to hiding that his first instinct was to hide under the bed, very funny.

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pendo89:
C'mmon people, you hide first and think Later.That's how the body responds first.Flight.
Am sure the hubby dint hear the words 'my husband'.He only heard 'hide, hide' First instinct is hide.
So the woman is guilty cz dreams come as a result of the day's activities.

Nice one, U r really saying the fact.

Long One:
^^^courage isn’t the absence of fear, but the presence of fear with the will to go on.

Hide, coming from a loved one who has your best interests at heart isn’t bad, what if there’s a female revolution going on and they are killing all men in the area? Hiding definitely doesn't make you a Coward.

Nice one too, who knows why they are saying you should hide? ***A Hired assassin may be on the loose***

Cowards

^^ Believe you me, YOUR type of person are the ones that would not only hide, but jump out of the window (never mindin if u'r livin in 30storey building). Talk true!

copyright of my joke and modifieddddddddddd,,

-ve multiplied by -ve =+ve. Conclusion: Both are right!!!

From logic, one thing is sure, the wife is a cheat, but the hubby may/may not be a cheat.

Both. Their ways are not pure LOL

suolboy:
From logic, one thing is sure, the wife is a cheat, but the hubby may/may not be a cheat.

^^^ Very correct analysis. You can't outrightly say the man is a cheat under such circumstance.

splitnaija:
-ve multiplied by -ve =+ve. Conclusion: Both are right!!!

^^^