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How To Get The Size Of Private Part You Want. by LoveConsultant: 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2023
HOW TO GET THE SIZE OF PRIVATE PART YOU WANT:

Males worry about how small, big, thin,fat, short or long their private parts are.

Females worry about how tight, loose, narrow, wide, bony, fleshy, big or small their private parts are.

Many persons have been so MISINFORMED and MISGUIDED about this matter that it has DAMAGED their lives.

Most of our knowledge and practices about love/sex were gotten through TRY YOUR LUCK (Guess Work), MISINFORMATION from relatives, friends, movies and write-ups/commentaries.

Let me share with you here my PERSONAL PRACTICAL EXPERIENCES and INFORMED KNOWLEDGE on this matter.

A TALE OF THE VILLAGE BIG THING AND TWO LADIES:

At about 1972 in my rural community a man married a new wife and the wife ran away from the marriage after one week!

The matter was brought to the village elders for settlement. The lady revealed that she ran away from the marriage because the man's private part was too big.

In those days most marriages were done WITHOUT sex before marriage. So, there was no way the lady could have known the size of the man before marriage.

The man admitted that he is truly very big and that many ladies rejected him because of his size. The marriage was mutually and peacefully dissolved there and then.

Strangely, thereafter one lady started visiting the man and he ended up marrying her.

The big thing one lady ran away from was easily and effortlessly taken by another lady!

Moral of this story: No matter how big/small your thing is, there is always a woman that can take it and like it as it is. Some like it big and some like it small.

SCHOOL SMALLY HUMBLE SCHOOL BIGGY (Champion):

I was in a Boarding School in my secondary school days in Jos.

There was an open big hall that all male students used as a bathroom. That is how we all came to to know the male student with the BIGGEST male private part in the school. We nicknamed the young man, "Champion".

The day a petite (small body) student was caught enjoying the Biggest Thing in the school without stress was the day most of us male students REGAINED OUR CONFIDENCE BACK.

It suddenly dawned us that all the talk about the size of your thing being the measure of your masculinity can be RUBBISH ED by any lady any day.

THINK ABOUT THIS: The place the head and body of baby passes out into the world can take any size of thing a man has.

Stop stressing yourself over the size of your thing. Different persons desire different sizes.
Find your kind of woman/man that likes your size and have peace of mind in love.

It is NOT true that all women desire big thing. Some like it small to avoid stressing their private parts!

It is also NOT true that all men like women with tight private part. For example, MYSELF does Not like women with tight private part. I like it soft and easy. There are many men like me.

I am talking from my practical experience and informed knowledge.

CLAP BACK: When next a lady tells you your thing is too small, just tell her that her thing is too wide/big for you. She should go and find her size while you go and find your size. NEVER feel inferior. You did NOT create your thing by yourself. You can only use what God gave you.

If a man tells you your thing is too wide, tell him his thing is too small!

Stop using harmful chemicals to tighten your private part. People like me like you as you are: loose, soft and sweet!

You will find someone who likes you as you are.

Stop looking for means to make your thing longer and bigger. It is all a waste of time and money. It is a health damaging quest that does NOT work!

LEARN HOW TO USE WHAT YOU HAVE TO THE MAXIMUM. Learn how to ENHANCE your sexual performance.

There are many BIG FOR NOTHING private parts all over the place.

With the Right Attitude and the Right Techniques, I am able to use my "Average" thing to give women MAXIMUM SATISFACTION!!!

I give Love Guidance and Counseling to people here on Nairaland FREE OF CHARGE. Ask me questions here on Nairaland and I will answer all your questions here on Nairaland.

I am a Professional LOVE CONSULTANT. I Charge CONSULTATION FEES To Solve Love Problems for People PERSONALLY, PRIVATELY AND CONFIDENTIALLY.

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