1st prize = ijakumo (750,000 naira)
2nd prize =  Aribisala0 (500,000 naira)
3rd prize = ibime.   (250,000 naira)

abi I no try?

@Jakumo, you are the Obahiagbon of Nairaland. I hereby crown you, the 'Igodomigodo' of Nairaland.

How come all lawyers cant flow like Obahiagbon?

Final conclusion Aribisalao+ Obahiagbon= Merriam Webster's Advanced Dictionary of Vocabularies

Only those of a putative primordial predilection to mediocrity would eschew the verve and panache with which the esteemed and peerless Patrick Obahiagbon aka Igomigodo delivered his magniloquent, lexiphanic sermons and sardonically and jocularly excoriated political adversaries through his mastery of the most passe entries in Samuel Johnson's thesaurus. Unlike his peers who have been consigned to oblivion, Obahiagbon was infinitely amenable to the hoi poloi of the 4th Republic whether regaling listeners with tales of his ravenous consumption of literature, railing against the "sardonic lugubrious state of disma pisma" in the nation, or rendering "apologia" to the Representative caucus.

Needless to say, the proliferation of the English language as the primary means of communication amongst the South-South tribes of Nigeria who lie outside the Wa-Zo-Bia triumvirate of peoples who still communicate chiefly through their native dialect has spawned a lot of quirksome cerebral characters in the lower Niger such as Jakumo and Aribisala who specialise in fantasmagorical deployment of verbose vocabulary, and I, Ibime, Amanyanabo of Wakirike Kingdom am proud to be even considered within such elevated company.

After dem don award prizes finish Ibime come they over vascillate. Shaaaarap!

jakumo

ibime

arbischol etc na wa oooooo

i no even understand english again lol

alj_harem:

jakumo

ibime

arbischol etc na wa oooooo

i no even understand english again lol

COMMON shatap there my friend, like say you hear girama before

showstopa:

The sad part is Patrick doesnt know he is a clown.Aribisola and Jakumo however do know .In my Opinion this tqo have done more for the country thatn the offical clown who was elected into the House of Represenattives. I sincerely loathe that guy.

AND YOU THINK HE CARES!

Donlittle:

COMMON shatap there my friend, like say you hear girama before

loooool but guy its not fair na

legendary thread!

Its weird hw six posts alone made this one of d most entertaining threads i've ever come across.

You guys are so funny.

Anyway, let the likes of Obahiagbon know that the essence of language is communication which is only achieved when you are understood by your audience. Simple.

vicoloni:

After dem don award prizes finish Ibime come they over vascillate. Shaaaarap!

Abi o. Aribisala don carry the prize since. But we fit still recall the thing sha.

Most of these grammars are concocted with latin words not pure english

phlegmatism and byzantine

j

God be praised for creating such awesome creatures with the gift of speaking in strange tongues.

I wonder how Patrick's love letter in his secondary school days will look like.

Cimetidine, ibuprofen, diazepam, chlorpheniramine, cholchicine, oryzalin, acetocarmine, chloramphenicol, procaine penicillin, haha. wetin. kilode gan. ewo ni ti yin non? Haba, try communicate naa.

This Patrick guy does not even speak grammar. He just knows how to play with Latin.

tpacalipse:
Cimetidine, ibuprofen, diazepam, chlorpheniramine, cholchicine, oryzalin, acetocarmine, chloramphenicol, procaine penicillin, haha. wetin. kilode gan. ewo ni ti yin non? Haba, try communicate naa.

lolssss drug name don enter grammar??>>>